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   Rational, upstanding man explains that he didn't WANT to shriek at the worker at Chik-Fil-A. Things got a little out of hand. It's just this war and that lying son of a biatch Johnson and

04 Aug 2012 03:29 PM   |   4541 clicks   |   YouTube
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aiiee    [TotalFark]  
douchebag is douchebag. Only sorry he lost his cushy job.

04 Aug 2012 11:55 AM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
I regretted what I said from the moment I spoke the words. That's why I posted it online.

04 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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hackhix     
what a img1.fark.net

04 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
Well played headline Smitty! Well played!

04 Aug 2012 12:33 PM
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Krymson Tyde     
You know what I think? I think you should go back home to Greenbow, ALABAMA!

04 Aug 2012 12:41 PM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Nice headline

04 Aug 2012 12:44 PM
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Roook    [TotalFark]  
Relatively Obscure: I regretted what I said from the moment I spoke the words. That's why I posted it online.

At least he's obviously learned his lesson by keeping his mouth shut because no one wants to hear the arrogant rants he builds up in his head.

oh wait...

04 Aug 2012 12:49 PM
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Roook    [TotalFark]  
It also kind of sounds like he wants to hook up with the drive-thru girl

04 Aug 2012 12:50 PM
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Dogberry    [TotalFark]  
Kudos, Subby.

/Snickers, too.

04 Aug 2012 12:52 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
He's sorry there were consequences for his actions. Boo hoo.

04 Aug 2012 12:54 PM
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TheDumbBlonde    [TotalFark]  
His apology is 100% hetero.

04 Aug 2012 01:26 PM
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Hoban Washburne    [TotalFark]  
You know those dumbfarks you work with? The ones that you wouldn't trust to feed your goldfish? This is what happens when one of them decides to stand up and be heard.

04 Aug 2012 01:56 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
The first video sealed his career's coffin. This one buries it.

He spent 1 minute out of nearly 8 apologizing to Rachel, and then called her "collateral damage."

He went to work to make a personal video.

He brought over 300 voicemails of death upon his company.

And now he pours more gas on the fire.

Totally clueless. I wouldn't hire this guy to sweep floors.

04 Aug 2012 02:04 PM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
BarkingUnicorn: The first video sealed his career's coffin. This one buries it.

He spent 1 minute out of nearly 8 apologizing to Rachel, and then called her "collateral damage."

He went to work to make a personal video.

He brought over 300 voicemails of death upon his company.

And now he pours more gas on the fire.

Totally clueless. I wouldn't hire this guy to sweep floors.


Yeah, he probably should have let things cool down before making an ass out of himself again.

/Still want Rachel to pose for Playboy

04 Aug 2012 02:06 PM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
"I am so very sorry for the way I spoke to you..."

Bullshiat. You're only sorry that the entire world rightfully condemned you for your assholish behavior, asshole.

04 Aug 2012 02:15 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Chagrined douchebag is still douchebag

04 Aug 2012 02:20 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
So, unemployment, infamy, and pretty much being despised even by the people who share the views you were trying to defend have taught you some humility? Nah, this just hit you in the wallet and you realized just how screwed you are in this economy.

04 Aug 2012 03:29 PM
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aspAddict     
Funny how this guy thought he was going to protest CFA's supposed hatred by spewing his own disgusting bile at some poor girl trying to earn an honest living.

Good going, idiot. Hopefully you've learned a good lesson.

04 Aug 2012 03:39 PM
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ko_kyi     
Poor jackass is a pretty good example of why, when you feel that moment of fiery passion and moral righteousness and make a youtube video, you should put it away for a day and watch it after a good night's sleep before uploading it.

04 Aug 2012 03:44 PM
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aspAddict     
If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...

04 Aug 2012 03:53 PM
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TheDumbBlonde    [TotalFark]  
aspAddict: If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...

Oh snap.

04 Aug 2012 03:59 PM
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nakedcritic     
aspAddict: If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...

Ooooh - wouldn't that job offer be the ultimate Fark you? I'd ALMOST respect Chick-Fil-A if they offered him a job.

04 Aug 2012 04:02 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
I couldn't get past the moe howard hairdo, and the fact that he was a flaming gayster.

/just kidding, at least he's trying to make things right, but he really should man up and apologize in derpson.

04 Aug 2012 04:22 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
Bit'O'Gristle: I couldn't get past the moe howard hairdo, and the fact that he was a flaming gayster.

/just kidding, at least he's trying to make things right, but he really should man up and apologize in derpson.


He tried, he says, but Rachel wouldn't talk to him, the arrogant little biatch.

/him, I mean.

04 Aug 2012 04:25 PM
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farkerintx     
Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.

04 Aug 2012 05:01 PM
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shotglasss     
aspAddict: If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...

That would be great. Start him on sweeping and mopping the floors (don't let him anywhere near the order taking spot) and let him work his way up to Fry Captain.

Welcome back to the 99% D-bag.

04 Aug 2012 05:09 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.


Rent-a-cop like typing detected.

04 Aug 2012 05:10 PM
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Bloodcorn     
The My Little Pony Killer: farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.

Rent-a-cop like typing detected.


You keep using this myth. I do not think it means what you think it means.

04 Aug 2012 05:24 PM
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ThisIsntMe    [TotalFark]  
A TRUE APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS:
1. I am sorry!
2. It is my fault!
3. What can I do to make it right?
Most of us miss the 3rd part.!
Just think about it..

04 Aug 2012 05:29 PM
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ThisIsntMe    [TotalFark]  
Oh and I'm all in for Rachel in playboy as well.

/Just Sayin'
//No Really I'm Just Sayin'

04 Aug 2012 05:31 PM
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farkerintx     
Well crap, there goes my internet cred.

04 Aug 2012 05:44 PM
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Dick Stallion     
zzzzzzzz...

04 Aug 2012 05:46 PM
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Shocktopus     
Anyone got a link to the original video? I never got around to watching it.

04 Aug 2012 05:49 PM
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adeist69     
ThisIsntMe: Oh and I'm all in for Rachel in playboy as well.

/Just Sayin'
//No Really I'm Just Sayin'



I don't care about the douche who ranted and lost his job, this is the second reference to 'Rachel'. I demand a picture to determine if she's fapworthy.

04 Aug 2012 06:00 PM
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consider this     
4chan is going to destroy this guy.

04 Aug 2012 06:17 PM
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Erder     
"I... we have to stop rationalizing our destructive actions this way.We have to start seeing people as people. We aren't ever going to make social progress by personally attacking people. I'm clearly guilty of this."

Translation: Damn. I didn't even see you as a person because you're the automaton who makes me my chicken sandwich. Wouldn't it be great if we treated people decently?

Having had some crappy jobs in the past really helps in this process. I wish him all the best and hope he's able to find one. Say please and thank you or at least don't actively be an ass. This applies to everything, especially if you're dumb enough to post a YouTube video of it. Really easy code to follow...

04 Aug 2012 06:23 PM
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Generation_D     
who wants this punk asshats apology? He already proved he is a total failure at life. Politics is one thing, but taking it out on people in menial jobs is just weak.

In a few years it might blow over -- or it might not -- he kind of forgot that once you hit a certain level in life *everything* you do is under scrutiny and the internet never forgets.

Enjoy being a former CEO dumba-- .. Maybe some startup might want to take a chance on you some day. But imagine the delight of your investors when they learn you're the guy who is mostly known for screaming at a fast food worker over your dumb political views about fried chicken.

04 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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vudukungfu     
Moe hair

04 Aug 2012 07:11 PM
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author1701     
adeist69: ThisIsntMe: Oh and I'm all in for Rachel in playboy as well.

/Just Sayin'
//No Really I'm Just Sayin'


I don't care about the douche who ranted and lost his job, this is the second reference to 'Rachel'. I demand a picture to determine if she's fapworthy.


Judge for yourself.

/fap

04 Aug 2012 08:20 PM
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RaceBoatDriver     
Can't believe the girl's fiance made a blog dedicated to this event. WTF is the world coming to.

04 Aug 2012 09:58 PM
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torquestripe     
1%ers deserve what they bring upon themselves.

04 Aug 2012 10:06 PM
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ozarkmatt    [TotalFark]  
shotglasss: That would be great. Start him on sweeping and mopping the floors (don't let him anywhere near the order taking spot) and let him work his way up to Fry Captain.

Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

www.wearysloth.com

04 Aug 2012 10:07 PM
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vestona22     
He is wearing the same shirt in ever picture/video that I've seen of this idiot.

/That is all.

04 Aug 2012 10:18 PM
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vestona22     
ThisIsntMe: A TRUE APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS:
1. I am sorry!
2. It is my fault!
3. What can I do to make it right?
Most of us miss the 3rd part.!
Just think about it..


I missed the 2nd part. Seems like it was Chick-fil-A's fault in his opinion.

/For the record, I don't get CFA. It's OK, but, seriously, it's no Waffle House.

04 Aug 2012 10:25 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
You have angered the internets and the real world. Pray that you do not anger them further. Ooops... Too late.

04 Aug 2012 10:43 PM
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sprawl15     
farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.


What about back and to the left?

04 Aug 2012 11:07 PM
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stonelotus     
he's 100% heterosexual btw.

04 Aug 2012 11:23 PM
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billygeek     
pendejo

04 Aug 2012 11:30 PM
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stonelotus     
farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.


what is BACK and to the left then?

04 Aug 2012 11:34 PM
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Lou Cypher     
Time for you to go away for a long while, sir.

04 Aug 2012 11:47 PM
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