This is *not* a good day for Amanda Bynes Accused.

Holy misleading headline, Batman.

well she seems well adjusted

Tire tracks all across her back, she knows how to have her fun.

Amanda Bynes starring in "License Revoked"

I'd hit her. With a car.

If anyone deserves a lifetime driving ban,it's Chipmunk Girl.

I'd hit it and acquit it.

A couple of more and she'll have a Paula Abdul video.

She must have learned how to drive in DC

She was probably distracted because she was texting. Or maybe she was daydreaming about having a big black shlong jammed up her hoo-ha.

Atomic Spunk: She was probably distracted because she was texting. Or maybe she was daydreaming about having a big black shlong jammed up her hoo-ha.

Yeah, she was out of her element. She's the one used to getting rear ended.

I blame the dancing lobsters.

Is Obama gonna bail her out again?

Why is Accused capitalized in the headline? Am I missing something?

LiquidTester: Why is Accused capitalized in the headline? Am I missing something?

That's her new last name.

Who?

She looks like a cross between Cameron Diaz and Manimal

Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

I don't remember her being part of Disney, only Nickelodeon.

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a car

Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

Why do so many people act like they don't know celebrities? This chick has been on FARK something like 3-4 times in the last few months. Do you read FARK?

Amanda, before you join LiLo and the Legion of Hollywood Car Crashers, just hire a driver and a limo, ok?
Consider it as a career investment, so you can continue to have one..
/such as it is.

California: Take her license

Woman who got rear ended: wait until your whiplash hits and then sue

I'm placing my bets on Amanda Bynes fleeing because she doesn't have insurance. Which in some states, if you have X amound of dollars, you don't have to, but it also means that damages for accidents that you cause come out of your wallet, including medical, so you're better off having it.

juddcc: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

Why do so many people act like they don't know celebrities? This chick has been on FARK something like 3-4 times in the last few months. Do you read FARK?

Why does it bother you that someone doesn't keep tabs on every C list "celebrity" on the planet? I honestly never heard of her and it doesn't sound like I have been missing much.

goes withhout sayin'.
Thats hot.

/hit and run

The only way I'd respect american law is if those most prominently in the spotlight were given equaller harsher penalties for breaking your country's laws. You justice system is a joke, a really bad joke. Like an Adam Sandler written, Louise CK delivered joke.

sn82: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

I don't remember her being part of Disney, only Nickelodeon.

Wrong station,right hellion? Got it.

"She says Bynes told her the damage to the Corolla didn't look that bad and proceeded to push her bumper back into place"

oho...finger prints!
puts on my sunglasses

/YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
//I'm giggling and kind of wasted... I love fark.

Here's video of her at a party before she decided to go home.

Apos: sn82: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

I don't remember her being part of Disney, only Nickelodeon.

Wrong station,right hellion? Got it.

No really, do you even read Fark?

Wait, isn't this her 4th hit and run?

sn82: Apos: sn82: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

I don't remember her being part of Disney, only Nickelodeon.

Wrong station,right hellion? Got it.

No really, do you even read Fark?

You seem inexplicably hostile about this Amanda Bynes issue. What's your beef?

I swear that she and LiLo are having a contest to see who gets their license revoked first.

Apos: sn82: Apos: sn82: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

I don't remember her being part of Disney, only Nickelodeon.

Wrong station,right hellion? Got it.

No really, do you even read Fark?

You seem inexplicably hostile about this Amanda Bynes issue. What's your beef?

Never mind, you didn't get the joke.

sn82: Apos: sn82: Apos: sn82: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

I don't remember her being part of Disney, only Nickelodeon.

Wrong station,right hellion? Got it.

No really, do you even read Fark?

You seem inexplicably hostile about this Amanda Bynes issue. What's your beef?

Never mind, you didn't get the joke.

You've at least allayed my fears that you weren't joking. So....Thanks?

Not usually a leg man, but damn!

Is it true what they sing? The drunker the berry the sweeter the juice?

Atomic Spunk: She was probably distracted because she was texting. Or maybe she was daydreaming about having a big black shlong jammed up her hoo-ha.

You know what they say:
Once you go black, you lose your status and are months away from serious injury or death.

The world is going to end months from now. And you are an moran if you believe any differently.

MrHappyRotter: The world is going to end months from now. And you are an moran if you believe any differently.

how, over stupidity?

Wizzin: juddcc: Apos: Wizzin: Who?

A chubby-cheeked ex-Disneyette with a penchant for reckless driving and retiring from "acting" every two weeks....

Why do so many people act like they don't know celebrities? This chick has been on FARK something like 3-4 times in the last few months. Do you read FARK?

Why does it bother you that someone doesn't keep tabs on every C list "celebrity" on the planet? I honestly never heard of her and it doesn't sound like I have been missing much.

My only issue with a "who?" Comment is why even ask in a thread? Why not simply Google this person or if you truly dont care just skip the thread. It seems that peo ple who make that sort of post are the type to lord it over someone that they are the type who can't be bothered to know who this bougoise(Sp?) Actress is if she wasn't in the latest art house douche film. All in all the type that really wants to be seen as above the entertainment tab but still checks it out and posts in threads about c list celebs. IMHO

BumpInTheNight: The only way I'd respect american law is if those most prominently in the spotlight were given equaller harsher penalties for breaking your country's laws. You justice system is a joke, a really bad joke. Like an Adam Sandler written, Louise CK delivered joke.

The only way I'd respect non-Americans criticizing our country is if they actually bothered to live here and experience it for themselves before they TALKED OUT OF THEIR ASSES.

So what happened in June and July, her car in the shop?

B.L.Z. Bub: BumpInTheNight: The only way I'd respect american law is if those most prominently in the spotlight were given equaller harsher penalties for breaking your country's laws. You justice system is a joke, a really bad joke. Like an Adam Sandler written, Louise CK delivered joke.

The only way I'd respect non-Americans criticizing our country is if they actually bothered to live here and experience it for themselves before they TALKED OUT OF THEIR ASSES.

Well he is a Hoser so he can't help himself

Atomic Spunk: Or maybe she was daydreaming about having a big black shlong jammed up her hoo-ha.

LOL there is always one. Worry about your own genitals son.

I would hit that hot mess.

Back up.

Hit it again.

wrenchboy: B.L.Z. Bub: BumpInTheNight: The only way I'd respect american law is if those most prominently in the spotlight were given equaller harsher penalties for breaking your country's laws. You justice system is a joke, a really bad joke. Like an Adam Sandler written, Louise CK delivered joke.

The only way I'd respect non-Americans criticizing our country is if they actually bothered to live here and experience it for themselves before they TALKED OUT OF THEIR ASSES.

Well he is a Hoser so he can't help himself

Come on now. That kind of ignorant generalization is the kind of thing they do in Russia.

BumpInTheNight
The only way I'd respect american law is if those most prominently in the spotlight were given equaller harsher penalties for breaking your country's laws. You justice system is a joke, a really bad joke. Like an Adam Sandler written, Louise CK delivered joke.

Aye, now that you mention it, American law really does have a whole lot of suck on a bag of dicks in a barrel of duck vagina tendencies.

Ashley's finally snapped! WHY DID WE SEND HER ALL THOSE LETTERS FROM STUPID PEOPLE!