Stick around for the 100m dash, who is the fastest man in the world?

DON'T ANSWER THAT, LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Snape beats Dumbledore for the gold medal.

Sucks that Bolt tripped on that squirrel in the 100m finals.

NO MORE OLYMPIC SPOILERS EVER!!!

BTW for those who haven't watched the streams, what, if any events have you already heard about either while watching broadcast coverage or from other sources?

consider this: Sucks that Bolt tripped on that squirrel in the 100m finals.

But luckily he showed his true jungle cat form to win in by 3 seconds.

An extra hour of talking to Phelps.

Complaints? There's a fly in my soup.

I'm surprised Phelps can put up with this analysis shiat, not that he doesn't have a brain but athletic competition doesn't lie in endless talking.

I can't believe I live in a world that considers Todd Palin a celebrity.

Ryan Seacrest is really short.

WhyteRaven74: BTW for those who haven't watched the streams, what, if any events have you already heard about either while watching broadcast coverage or from other sources?

I watched stuff live from 7:00am to about 1:00PM. Stumbled across some other stuff. Not ruining it for us high-light show watchers.

In a couple more days his arms, legs and chest are going to be itching something fierce.

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Stick around for the 100m dash, who is the fastest man in the world?

DON'T ANSWER THAT, LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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. person of dark complexion.!!!!!

Synchronized swimming began today, and it is not part of the primetime lineup. NBC will not be showing today's compulsory routine. So since that's the case, I've loaded it up.

Americans are up first on the stream (20 minutes in if you wish to stream yourself) and good Lord the hair product.

fusillade762: Ryan Seacrest is really short.

But enough about his penis...

I still can't believe Phelps set a new world record in the 100m dash while riding a shark with Oscar Pistorius' prosthetic legs attached to its fins.

Just a shame there were no survivors.

fusillade762: Ryan Seacrest is really short.

Costas is even shorter.

Earguy: I watched stuff live from 7:00am to about 1:00PM. Stumbled across some other stuff. Not ruining it for us high-light show watchers.

I was just asking to see if people caught the women's marathon, or the other stuff that was aired at least semi-live just so I'm not a total bag of nerves over here ;)

Gosling: good Lord the hair product.

gelatin

15 seconds into the routine and my lungs would farking explode. Upside down identically thrashing legs in unison, while identically thrashing arms keep you from sinking. GOOD GOD NO THANK YOU.

Gosling: 15 seconds into the routine and my lungs would farking explode. Upside down identically thrashing legs in unison, while identically thrashing arms keep you from sinking. GOOD GOD NO THANK YOU.

I love the window-wall pool camera shot.

Phelps has nothing left to do but spend the next week nailing all the foreign hotties he can handle.

freidog: I still can't believe Phelps set a new world record in the 100m dash while riding a shark with Oscar Pistorius' prosthetic legs attached to its fins.

Just a shame there were no survivors.

There would've been if he hadn't insisted on using gunpowder.

87.9? Is that good or bad in a compulsory? (As the Spaniards hit the pool. It's one duet to a country.)

consider this: Sucks that Bolt tripped on that squirrel in the 100m finals.

thx for spoiler. but it was a gerbil you idjit

I'm so glad they are showing the exact same Phelps interview they showed at 11:45 last night. I wasn't sure how they were going to fill all that time, with only like 30 different sports going on today, there certainly wasn't any better usage of Prime Time.

Who the hell brings an airhorn to a synchronized swimming competition?

The Spanish women are engaging in some kind of... wrestling with their backs to each other at about 27 minutes in the video.

Gosling: Who the hell brings an airhorn to a synchronized swimming competition?
The Spanish women are engaging in some kind of... wrestling with their backs to each other at about 27 minutes in the video.

A douchebag who should be sent to the Tower of London to have his head chopped off.

Gosling: Who the hell brings an airhorn to a synchronized swimming competition?

Everything's more fun with an airhorn!

Have to practice the hell out of that to not kick the board like that.

Gosling: Who the hell brings an airhorn to a synchronized swimming competition?

would you prefer a vuvuzela?

Austria third in line.

Seriously, with all the leg shots of highly-toned legal-age women at physical peak, you'd think this would get beach-volleyball ratings.

Obama commercial. Drink!

I love how in the graphic of recent 3-meter springboard golds, they used NBC's in-house logos for the respective Olympiads instead of the actual official ones.

Cassidy Krug

Kinda wish we could have an "Olympic truce" for political commercials during Olympics coverage.

Ukraine next up in the synchronized-swimming stream. One Ukranian girl is beginning the routine draped over the other and seriously why have guys not flocked to this event?

And thanks to her whole life being eating, sleeping and everything being about diving, she's gonna have fun trying to fit in with life.

KurganCA: An extra hour of talking to Phelps.

I want to preface the following statement with this: I was on swim teams for 9 years and my greatest achievement was a bronze medal for the butterfly leg of a 400 medley in a penny ante city invitational. I am in utter awe of Michael Phelps as much as anyone and more than most.

He needs to leave the MJ comparisons and GOAT stuff for other people to say. It's undoubtedly true but comes off poorly.

ariseatex: Kinda wish we could have an "Olympic truce" for political commercials during Olympics coverage.

Pfft. We're having a hard enough time between the live streamers and the time-shifters on Fark.

How many different ways can you pronounce "He Zi"?

Oh yea, more goddamned diving. I never knew Americans were diving fans. And every time that female diving commentator opens her mouth I want to shoot someone. Enough with the farking diving NBC.

consider this: Phelps has nothing left to do but spend the next week nailing all the foreign hotties he can handle.

Interspersed between bong hits.

It will be the greatest week in the history of humanity.

there their theyre: And every time that female diving commentator opens her mouth I want to shoot someone.

She's generally reviled. And keep in mind the greatest diver of all time is an American.

With beach volleyball players wearing shirts instead of bikini tops, my interest has evaporated.


/waiting for the sex tapes

usernameguy: How many different ways can you pronounce "He Zi"?

It probably is pronounced "huh zuh"

Either way a hell of a diver

Loukas, who let's note, her family owns the Cubby Bear Lounge in Wrigleyville.

WhyteRaven74: there their theyre: And every time that female diving commentator opens her mouth I want to shoot someone.

She's generally reviled. And keep in mind the greatest diver of all time is an American.

I'm just saying, if I wanted to watch this much diving is watch soccer.

Gosling: her family owns the Cubby Bear Lounge in Wrigleyville.

And I live just a few blocks from the Cubby Bear..