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   Will Chris Jericho be a heel or face this week? Is Randy Orton back to his bag defiling ways? What high profile rape case will Abraham Washington joke about this week? And where is Handteen? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA

06 Aug 2012 07:00 PM   |   272 clicks   |   Bleacher Report
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Gunny Highway     
Former WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield teased on his Twitter that he would be replacing Booker T on commentary on SmackDown. He wrote:

I was only debating coming back, not very serious. But after @MichaelCole shows he is still alive and an idiot. I'm coming back! #smackdown


Why no Regal?

06 Aug 2012 09:18 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Where is Handteen?

Forever in our hearts...

i6.photobucket.com

06 Aug 2012 11:28 AM
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bighairyguy    [TotalFark]  
Will AJ be any less wooden as the GM?

06 Aug 2012 12:20 PM
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Gunny Highway     
Chris Jericho and Zack Ryder teamed up at this weekend's RAW live events to face Dolph Ziggler and WWE Intercontinental Champion The Miz. Ryder commented on teaming with Jericho on his Twitter, writing, "@IAmJericho was on my birthday cake when I was in 9th grade...tonight he was my tag team partner. #JeriBro"

06 Aug 2012 01:43 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Gunny Highway: Chris Jericho and Zack Ryder teamed up at this weekend's RAW live events to face Dolph Ziggler and WWE Intercontinental Champion The Miz. Ryder commented on teaming with Jericho on his Twitter, writing, "@IAmJericho was on my birthday cake when I was in 9th grade...tonight he was my tag team partner. #JeriBro"

STUPID MARK NERD THREE MORE MONTHS ON SUPERSTARS

06 Aug 2012 02:01 PM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
i1182.photobucket.com

06 Aug 2012 02:23 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
T-shirt Update - SHIPPED!!

For those that ordered shirts, they are on their way, as of this afternoon! Shipping times will vary a bit based on distance, but everyone should have their shirt(s) by the end of next week at the latest (most will arrive well before then).

Thanks to everyone who participated, and a big thanks to hobblekitty for making the awesome artwork for the shirts!

06 Aug 2012 02:54 PM
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Polartank13     
Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-shirt Update - SHIPPED!!

For those that ordered shirts, they are on their way, as of this afternoon! Shipping times will vary a bit based on distance, but everyone should have their shirt(s) by the end of next week at the latest (most will arrive well before then).

Thanks to everyone who participated, and a big thanks to hobblekitty for making the awesome artwork for the shirts!


i149.photobucket.com

/In all seriousness, thanks to both of you.

06 Aug 2012 03:50 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
First question would be more appropriate for Punk than Jericho, Jericho's a clear face now.

06 Aug 2012 06:10 PM
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Steven Rules     
Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-shirt Update - SHIPPED!!

For those that ordered shirts, they are on their way, as of this afternoon! Shipping times will vary a bit based on distance, but everyone should have their shirt(s) by the end of next week at the latest (most will arrive well before then).

Thanks to everyone who participated, and a big thanks to hobblekitty for making the awesome artwork for the shirts!
u

That is the best news in a while. A fist bump and a Budlight Lime to you and Hobble for putting this together.

06 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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Steven Rules     
So tonight's Raw is going to be the HBK Appreciation night. What is this suppose to accomplish he already is in the Hall of Fame. Are they trying to bring him back for One More Match, AJ's new love interest, or is it just 100% filler?

06 Aug 2012 06:43 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Steven Rules: So tonight's Raw is going to be the HBK Appreciation night. What is this suppose to accomplish he already is in the Hall of Fame. Are they trying to bring him back for One More Match, AJ's new love interest, or is it just 100% filler?

I don't give a shiat, HBK is the GOAT and that's that, lol. Any filler about HBK is great.

/Brock interrupts Shawn's interview and throws him off the sage for heat, probably

06 Aug 2012 06:48 PM
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Steven Rules     
robsul82: Steven Rules: So tonight's Raw is going to be the HBK Appreciation night. What is this suppose to accomplish he already is in the Hall of Fame. Are they trying to bring him back for One More Match, AJ's new love interest, or is it just 100% filler?

I don't give a shiat, HBK is the GOAT and that's that, lol. Any filler about HBK is great.

/Brock interrupts Shawn's interview and throws him off the sage for heat, probably


Don't get me wrong HBK can entertain. The timing is odd since he was just out with DX for Raw 1000. I believe that this has to tie into a story somewhere. Maybe Brock as you suggest or Sandow since he took sweet chin music at Raw 1000. I just hope it goes somewhere and isn't just filler to get the show to 3 hours.

06 Aug 2012 06:56 PM
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TheManofPA    [TotalFark]  
I think the HBK stuff will be off-camera.

Also, I wonder how they will fill 3 hours without a pissbreak again.

06 Aug 2012 07:01 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
robsul82: /Brock interrupts Shawn's interview and throws him off the sage for heat, probably

Off the sage, lol, wow.

Sttttttttttttage.

06 Aug 2012 07:02 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
TheManofPA: I think the HBK stuff will be off-camera.

Also, I wonder how they will fill 3 hours without a pissbreak again.


Poorly.

06 Aug 2012 07:07 PM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
Jeriho is clearly a face now, he actually hit a successful Lionsault

/also Bork Laser will clearly attack HBK

06 Aug 2012 07:07 PM
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clintster    [TotalFark]  
Don't know if I'll be here for the first couple of hours. I'm celebrating my birthday a day early with my 8-year old and his mom. Hopefully I will be here by gredunza time. Have fun and leave a brewski for me.

06 Aug 2012 07:10 PM
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ShiningWizard    [TotalFark]  
robsul82: Steven Rules: So tonight's Raw is going to be the HBK Appreciation night. What is this suppose to accomplish he already is in the Hall of Fame. Are they trying to bring him back for One More Match, AJ's new love interest, or is it just 100% filler?

I don't give a shiat, HBK is the GOAT and that's that, lol. Any filler about HBK is great.

/Brock interrupts Shawn's interview and throws him off the sage for heat, probably


1. Simply filling the 1st hour with HBK highlights would be better than just about anything else creative could come up with.

2. For the sake of decent storytelling I hope you just wizardeded the hell out of that!

3. The Champ... is... HERE!!!!

i1257.photobucket.com

Don't judge me. You have any idea how hard it is to Shop a title belt onto a pony? I thought not!**

**Captain Steroid may be a possible exception though

06 Aug 2012 07:12 PM
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Apollonia James     

06 Aug 2012 07:14 PM
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FinFangFark     
img001.lazygirls.info

How Rosa should have approached the airport officers...would have gotten off, scott free.

06 Aug 2012 07:16 PM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

At least we know what AW will joke about tonight

/ducks

06 Aug 2012 07:17 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

Very disturbing situation with Tyson Kidd having a picture with that stupid haircut on a hugely popular website. Sucks for him.

06 Aug 2012 07:18 PM
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Apollonia James     
FinFangFark: [img001.lazygirls.info image 347x500]

How Rosa should have approached the airport officers...would have gotten off, scott free.


Her fiance beat the shiat out of her, dummy.

06 Aug 2012 07:18 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

At least we know what AW will joke about tonight

/ducks


+eleventy

06 Aug 2012 07:18 PM
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Apollonia James     
robsul82: Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

Very disturbing situation with Tyson Kidd having a picture with that stupid haircut on a hugely popular website. Sucks for him.


HA HA HA beating women up is farking HILARIOUS.

fark you assholes.

06 Aug 2012 07:19 PM
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ShiningWizard    [TotalFark]  
Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

If that is true (meaning, not alcohol fueled BS) then I feel for her. Maybe she knows some very strong kindhearted types with possible fighting skilles who might look after her?

06 Aug 2012 07:19 PM
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FinFangFark     
Apollonia James: FinFangFark: [img001.lazygirls.info image 347x500]

How Rosa should have approached the airport officers...would have gotten off, scott free.

Her fiance beat the shiat out of her, dummy.


Yes, I read the story, and domestic disturbance isn't neither funny, nor entertaining.

Unless AW is doing commentary on it.

Seriously though, hope she can work it out, and dump the jobber.

06 Aug 2012 07:20 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Apollonia James: HA HA HA beating women up is farking HILARIOUS.

fark you assholes.


Clearly, that's a horrible situation and I hope she gets away from him. I just couldn't resist mocking Kidd's little spike strip thingy one more time, I'm sorry.

06 Aug 2012 07:21 PM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
Im gonna wizard a Mizark return tonight, just because I had NO PEAS with dinner tonight

06 Aug 2012 07:21 PM
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ShiningWizard    [TotalFark]  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Im gonna wizard a Mizark return tonight, just because I had NO PEAS with dinner tonight

Would actually be glad to see him back but with Show playing the monster heel right now I'm not sure what they would do with him. Then again with Funky-sore-ass and Kane acting as "monster faces" right now maybe Mizark would bring some balance to the huge-guy force?

06 Aug 2012 07:25 PM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
ShiningWizard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Im gonna wizard a Mizark return tonight, just because I had NO PEAS with dinner tonight

Would actually be glad to see him back but with Show playing the monster heel right now I'm not sure what they would do with him. Then again with Funky-sore-ass and Kane acting as "monster faces" right now maybe Mizark would bring some balance to the huge-guy force?


He can come out to the ring, grab a microphone, and explain his heelish antics from last year stemmed from depression and anger brought on from not having a relationship with his child. He then explains that while watching Raw 1000, he saw Mae and Handteen together, and he realized that all he truly needed in life was his family. He calls out to his young hand-son and erstwhile lover, and they come out to the ring in a touching family reunion.

06 Aug 2012 07:30 PM
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Steven Rules     
ShiningWizard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Im gonna wizard a Mizark return tonight, just because I had NO PEAS with dinner tonight

Would actually be glad to see him back but with Show playing the monster heel right now I'm not sure what they would do with him. Then again with Funky-sore-ass and Kane acting as "monster faces" right now maybe Mizark would bring some balance to the huge-guy force?


He should form a tag team with Handteen..

06 Aug 2012 07:30 PM
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MBTAhole     
Wait, this show is 3 hours now all the time? Is there any extra wrestling?

06 Aug 2012 07:32 PM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
MBTAhole: Wait, this show is 3 hours now all the time? Is there any extra wrestling?

No, but if you missed what happened last week, or 10 minutes ago, they will remind you an extra 77 times

06 Aug 2012 07:33 PM
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silgryphon     
MBTAhole: Wait, this show is 3 hours now all the time? Is there any extra wrestling?

Nope. but there is alot of touting going on

06 Aug 2012 07:33 PM
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ShiningWizard    [TotalFark]  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: He can come out to the ring, grab a microphone, and explain his heelish antics from last year stemmed from depression and anger brought on from not having a relationship with his child. He then explains that while watching Raw 1000, he saw Mae and Handteen together, and he realized that all he truly needed in life was his family. He calls out to his young hand-son and erstwhile lover, and they come out to the ring in a touching family reunion.

Steven Rules: He should form a tag team with Handteen..

Anything to get Handteen some more airtime I guess, lulz

06 Aug 2012 07:35 PM
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MBTAhole     
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MBTAhole: Wait, this show is 3 hours now all the time? Is there any extra wrestling?

No, but if you missed what happened last week, or 10 minutes ago, they will remind you an extra 77 times


That's a shameful thing...

06 Aug 2012 07:36 PM
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MCStymie     
Me gusta Rosa!

06 Aug 2012 07:38 PM
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LoR75     
2nd member of FWC Nexus checking in.

As always if you're not Nexus, you're against us.

i1257.photobucket.com

06 Aug 2012 07:47 PM
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silgryphon     
LoR75: 2nd member of FWC Nexus checking in.

As always if you're not Nexus, you're against us.

[i1257.photobucket.com image 431x406]


Come up with something original

06 Aug 2012 07:49 PM
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Steven Rules     
ShiningWizard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: He can come out to the ring, grab a microphone, and explain his heelish antics from last year stemmed from depression and anger brought on from not having a relationship with his child. He then explains that while watching Raw 1000, he saw Mae and Handteen together, and he realized that all he truly needed in life was his family. He calls out to his young hand-son and erstwhile lover, and they come out to the ring in a touching family reunion.

Steven Rules: He should form a tag team with Handteen..

Anything to get Handteen some more airtime I guess, lulz


A father/son tag team would get over huge.

06 Aug 2012 07:50 PM
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Steven Rules     
LoR75: 2nd member of FWC Nexus checking in.

As always if you're not Nexus, you're against us.

[i1257.photobucket.com image 431x406]


CHAIRSHOT!

#HEEL

06 Aug 2012 07:52 PM
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my lip balm addiction    [TotalFark]  
robsul82: First question would be more appropriate for Punk than Jericho, Jericho's a clear face now.

Face Jericho is best Jericho.

/stop throwing things at me!

06 Aug 2012 07:54 PM
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Bobby_and_The_Gorilla     
"FINALLY!"

"No, not yet Rock."

"THE MOST ELECTRYFYING MEMBERS"

"Rock! Not yet!"

"OF THE FWC.... HAVE COME... What?"

"Almost Rock, right Brain?"

"Almost Monsoon. We don't want to upstage HBK tonight."

"Next week folks our triumphant return."

"Or our Shockmaster style re-entry, tune in to find out."

06 Aug 2012 07:55 PM
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my lip balm addiction    [TotalFark]  
Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

That sucks. Explains what is wrong with her face - she always looks more puffy and bruised than the other diva's to me. Sad.

06 Aug 2012 07:57 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Yes, AW's latest joke tonight will be "I haven't seen a beating this bad since I saw Rosa at San Antonio Airport."

06 Aug 2012 07:58 PM
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my lip balm addiction    [TotalFark]  
Apollonia James: robsul82: Apollonia James: Very disturbing situation with Rosa Mendes.

Very disturbing situation with Tyson Kidd having a picture with that stupid haircut on a hugely popular website. Sucks for him.

HA HA HA beating women up is farking HILARIOUS.

fark you assholes.


FTFY

/don't paint with such a broad brush sweetheart

06 Aug 2012 07:59 PM
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silgryphon     
BAH GAWD GET READY FOR THREE HOURS OF ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

06 Aug 2012 07:59 PM
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FinFangFark     
Let's do this!

06 Aug 2012 08:00 PM
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