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06 Aug 2012 09:36 AM   |   6432 clicks   |   The Sun
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
"art"

06 Aug 2012 09:34 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: "art"

Thank you.

06 Aug 2012 09:44 AM
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bulok     
She's a TRAMPIRE

06 Aug 2012 09:49 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
cdn.thegloss.com


Clearly her emotional state is.... um..... I dunno.

06 Aug 2012 09:51 AM
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blueviking     
doglover: [cdn.thegloss.com image 398x600]


Clearly her emotional state is.... um..... I dunno.


This...and....

"does not want to communicate with anyone.

"She hasn't showered or changed or washed her hair in several days.

"She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream."


From the picture they've used, I'm wondering how this would be different from any other day for her....

06 Aug 2012 09:52 AM
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voodoolady     
I thought the acting in the Twilight movies was terrible. But I guess she wasn't acting.

(my first green light!)

06 Aug 2012 09:55 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
blueviking: From the picture they've used, I'm wondering how this would be different from any other day for her....

Breaking Bad is on tonight?

06 Aug 2012 09:56 AM
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rudemix     
Her "momentary discretion"? Is she saying the dude she farked is a two pump chump. Good luck, dumski. Your ex can fark just about any woman in the free world now. Think about that as you shove ice cream in your snoot chute laying around in your boxers.

06 Aug 2012 10:01 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
voodoolady: I thought the acting in the Twilight movies was terrible. But I guess she wasn't acting.

(my first green light!)


Congrats!

06 Aug 2012 10:22 AM
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Colour_out_of_Space     
"She hasn't showered or changed or washed her hair in several days"

Well, the obvious first step would be to bathe her...

06 Aug 2012 11:07 AM
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Cinaed     
Is it just me or does she perpetually seem to be photographed with a look that conveys high and/or drunk?

Not that this round Hollywood celebrity shenanigans seem to be unusual or out of place, but if you cheat on someone how is it unexpected that they will then dump your ass?

06 Aug 2012 11:27 AM
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Pestifer     
Is it just me, or was Pattinson looking very Belushi-esque in that photo?

06 Aug 2012 11:47 AM
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Tat'dGreaser    [TotalFark]  
I would totally comfort her

06 Aug 2012 11:48 AM
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Neondistraction     
doglover: [cdn.thegloss.com image 398x600]


Clearly her emotional state is.... um..... I dunno.


Let's consult the chart...

starcasm.net

I'd say she's feeling petulant in that particular picture.

06 Aug 2012 11:50 AM
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Flint Ironstag    [TotalFark]  
rudemix: Her "momentary discretion"? Is she saying the dude she farked is a two pump chump. Good luck, dumski. Your ex can fark just about any woman in the free world now. Think about that as you shove ice cream in your snoot chute laying around in your boxers.

I doubt she'd have too much trouble finding men who'd be more than happy to sleep with her, so I can't see any disparity.

06 Aug 2012 01:26 PM
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I Like Bread     
Oh sure, she feels so bad about it now. She clearly didn't feel bad right after the incident, nor during the entire time she kept her secrets from her loving boyfriend. The way these biatches can just block out their "indiscretions" continually amazes me.

Typical coont. Not sorry she did it, sorry she got caught.

06 Aug 2012 01:43 PM
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keepitcherry     
This is all PR BS. The entire relationship was fabricated in order to sell tickets to these shiatty movies, and now this entire cheating incident was fabricated in order to .... wait for it....sell more tickets for the next movie that comes out in the next month or so. Meanwhile all the old hens get their gossip and the studio execs get some free publicity for their movie...barf.

06 Aug 2012 01:49 PM
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FabulousFreep     
Yeah that's a really loose definition of "Art".

06 Aug 2012 02:35 PM
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CSM101     
I Like Bread: Oh sure, she feels so bad about it now. She clearly didn't feel bad right after the incident, nor during the entire time she kept her secrets from her loving boyfriend. The way these biatches can just block out their "indiscretions" continually amazes me.

Typical coont. Not sorry she did it, sorry she got caught.


what i came here to say, only in more words

06 Aug 2012 04:17 PM
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dmars     
keepitcherry: This is all PR BS. The entire relationship was fabricated in order to sell tickets to these shiatty movies, and now this entire cheating incident was fabricated in order to .... wait for it....sell more tickets for the next movie that comes out in the next month or so. Meanwhile all the old hens get their gossip and the studio execs get some free publicity for their movie...barf.

So, this vast PR conspiracy made a director cheat on his wife? Oh wait she was in on it too wasn't she. That makes sense. Hey Baby, I need to pretend to have an affair so that my movie sells well or what ever, is that cool?


I think you are giving them too much credit

06 Aug 2012 08:49 PM
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