Geez. What got into Michael Cera?

Page has more than 300,000 followers on Twitter, where she describes herself as a "tiny Canadian."

If the violent and demented freaks of the world start coming for tiny Canadians then I'm heading for the hills.

That's what she gets for taking Ricky's side and buying him all of that pepperoni. Did she think Cyrus wouldn't find out?

I'll protect you!

was spotted with Skarsgard

Wait...I thought she played for the other team.

Also...she's only 20? Holy hell. She's got a ridiculously strong film resume for someone that young.

This'll end well.

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This'll end well.

Yep, that's what I thought. "Someone didn't see Hard Candy?"

I wonder if the LAPD does this for everyone who has their life threatened over the internet.

Pretty low threatening Ellen Page, though; hasn't this person ever seen her juggle? She's a damn international treasure.

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My god. Either that man is a giant or she's a shrimp. Both?

I HATE this actress... probably more than kristen stewart... she gives the worst interviews i have ever seen and just seem dead inside..

BUT... i wouldn't make treats against someone, thats just mean:(

KatjaMouse: TPerrin: [www.usmagazine.com image 587x560]

My god. Either that man is a giant or she's a shrimp. Both?

She's 5'1", he's 6'4", so I'd go with both.

Icetech3: i wouldn't make treats against someone

So, no Cupcake Wars for you?

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: was spotted with Skarsgard

Wait...I thought she played for the other team.

Also...she's only 20? Holy hell. She's got a ridiculously strong film resume for someone that young.

She's 25. There's no way she is only 20 after being in Trailer Park Boys in 2001.

The Muthaship: Icetech3: i wouldn't make treats against someone

So, no Cupcake Wars for you?


I don't get that?

Icetech3: The Muthaship: Icetech3: i wouldn't make treats against someone

So, no Cupcake Wars for you?


I don't get that?

It's not worth getting.

Rodrigo Hernandez: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: was spotted with Skarsgard

Wait...I thought she played for the other team.

Also...she's only 20? Holy hell. She's got a ridiculously strong film resume for someone that young.

She's 25. There's no way she is only 20 after being in Trailer Park Boys in 2001.

She was born in 1987, so yeah, 25. And quite adorable.

hmm, I thought she had the gay.

/NTTAWTT

reply -

Dear dumbass. I have millions of dollars at my disposal and a really really bad attitude. For a quick 10k, I can have you hunted down, made into cat food, and disposed of in a matter of an hour. Please keep that in mind when you're bothering me.


Ellen.

Even though the dialog in Juno was farking retarded, honest to blog, Hard Candy was badass and Ellen is adorable. And no, she doesn't look anything like farking Justin Bieber.

Sounds like some deranged Skarsgaard fan....not one of her fans. Sucks to hear some nutjob threaten her

UCFRoadWarrior: Sounds like some deranged Skarsgaard fan....not one of her fans. Sucks to hear some nutjob threaten her

So, what's I'm hearing is that she needs a Skarsgaard car guard?

Charlie Chingas: hmm, I thought she had the gay.

/NTTAWTT

Nah, she just looks a lot like a famous lesbian.

Would not killing her simply wake her up?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: UCFRoadWarrior: Sounds like some deranged Skarsgaard fan....not one of her fans. Sucks to hear some nutjob threaten her

So, what's I'm hearing is that she needs a Skarsgaard car guard?

and hopefully she won't be attacked with a knife, because that could leave a scar.

/if only she had some kind of guard?

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Well, shes got quite a bit of cute to her, doesnt she?

mekkab: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: UCFRoadWarrior: Sounds like some deranged Skarsgaard fan....not one of her fans. Sucks to hear some nutjob threaten her

So, what's I'm hearing is that she needs a Skarsgaard car guard?

and hopefully she won't be attacked with a knife, because that could leave a scar.

/if only she had some kind of guard?

And we know that a lot of violence happens outside of drinking establishments, so she really needs a Skarsgaard car-scar bar guard.

miss diminutive: KatjaMouse: TPerrin: [www.usmagazine.com image 587x560]

My god. Either that man is a giant or she's a shrimp. Both?

She's 5'1", he's 6'4", so I'd go with both.

The official heights of Wolverine is 5'3" and Cyclops is 6' 3".

The more you know.

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"For each name or term, write one sentence that describes the significance of: William Shakespeare Johann Gutenberg"

I...I think you may need more than one sentence for that, unless it's very poorly constructed.

Icetech3: I HATE this actress... probably more than kristen stewart... she gives the worst interviews i have ever seen and just seem dead inside..

BUT... i wouldn't make treats against someone, thats just mean:(

Who gives a fark about interviews? Her profession is "actor" not "awesome interview giver". Know who else gives terrible interviews? Robert De Niro.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Her profession is "actor" not "awesome interview giver".

You do realize the obvious flaw in that argument, right?

Speaking of cute short brunettes last seen in the company of Alexander Skarsgaard:

babysealclubber: That's what she gets for taking Ricky's side and buying him all of that pepperoni. Did she think Cyrus wouldn't find out?

Came for the TPB reference, leaving thirsty.

I hope the idiots leaving threats are the same types of idiots to have their real names and photos of themselves attached to those accounts.

Wow, talk about seeking out the most non-offensive person out there. It's like sending death threats to Beaker from The Muppets, I don't see where she has ever done anything to deserve an ounce of hate, let alone death threats...

Besides, I'm not sure if I would threaten the girlfriend of Alexander Skarsgård, even when he isn't a vampire, he's kinda scary...

Mikey1969: Wow, talk about seeking out the most non-offensive person out there. It's like sending death threats to Beaker from The Muppets, I don't see where she has ever done anything to deserve an ounce of hate, let alone death threats...

Besides, I'm not sure if I would threaten the girlfriend of Alexander Skarsgård, even when he isn't a vampire, he's kinda scary...

She's an activist trying to raise awareness of Honeybee Colony Collapse Disorder.

Clearly that can't stand!

KatjaMouse: TPerrin: [www.usmagazine.com image 587x560]

My god. Either that man is a giant or she's a shrimp. Both?

A little of both. The dude is 6'4", and I think she's like 5 foot nothing... I was wondering what they looked like side by side... It's like my father in law and my former mother in law, she was 5'2", and he was 6'4", funny match.

Heron: I wonder if the LAPD does this for everyone who has their life threatened over the internet.

Pretty low threatening Ellen Page, though; hasn't this person ever seen her juggle? She's a damn international treasure.

Or seen her handle a soccer ball (football) like she did on Conan a few years ago. Canuck womens team could use her against the USA today

She also did all the stunts and skating in that roller derby movie Whip It

I don't think this dude/dudette knows who their messing with. Ellen Page gonna fark dem up

Charlie Chingas: hmm, I thought she had the gay.

/NTTAWTT

Just because they went to a hockey game together doesn't mean he's sticking his tallywhacker into her hoohah, a fact that is apparently unclear to certain crazed fans of his. Frankly, I don't understand the mysterious power of Skarsgard, but apparently his voodoo is powerful (pic related).

miss diminutive: Page has more than 300,000 followers on Twitter, where she describes herself as a "tiny Canadian."

If the violent and demented freaks of the world start coming for tiny Canadians then I'm heading for the hills.

lulz

Ellen Page juggling -- cute overloadHeron: Pretty low threatening Ellen Page, though; hasn't this person ever seen her juggle? She's a damn international treasure.

Juggling

Diogenes: She's an activist trying to raise awareness of Honeybee Colony Collapse Disorder.

Clearly that can't stand!

That socialist biatch!! Tar and Feathers is too good for the likes of honeybee supporters...

I suppose next you're going to try and tell me this Ellen Page person is a woman or a Canadian (Shudder) or both? ;-)

OtherLittleGuy: Speaking of cute short brunettes last seen in the company of Alexander Skarsgaard:

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She's super cute as the tech support vamp this season of True Blood. It took me forever to figure out where I had seen her before.

Diogenes: Geez. What got into Michael Cera?

Starring in a movie with Amber Heard and Emma Stone and realizing it would take a real zombie invasion for either of them to give you the time of day in real life can play with your head.

While I do love Hard Candy, everything she's done since then has been pretty terrible. She's really nothing more than a washed up has been that never was at this point, so maybe she'll a career in theater or something, because it doesn't seem like anyone in Hollywood is knocking down her door.

Diogenes: Geez. What got into Michael Cera?

The fact that he was in several high profile bombs in a row which killed his career, and now he's unemployable?

spman: While I do love Hard Candy, everything she's done since then has been pretty terrible. She's really nothing more than a washed up has been that never was at this point, so maybe she'll a career in theater or something, because it doesn't seem like anyone in Hollywood is knocking down her door.

You know how I can tell that you're trolling? Her IMDB page...

Diogenes: Geez. What got into Michael Cera?

The realization that Jesse Eisenberg does a better Cera than Cera.

Mad_Radhu: OtherLittleGuy: Speaking of cute short brunettes last seen in the company of Alexander Skarsgaard:

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She's super cute as the tech support vamp this season of True Blood. It took me forever to figure out where I had seen her before.



"Wait... I'm a fairy???"

/hot as a VM/TB mashup