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   Drunk, covered in blood, and fleeing police K-9s in a cornfield is no way to go through life son

06 Aug 2012 09:26 AM   |   3227 clicks   |   Burlington Free Press
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
as long ashe didn't take off his clothes and run backwards

06 Aug 2012 09:26 AM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
Yep, that is definitely no way to go through life, unless of course there is banjo music or yakety sax.

06 Aug 2012 09:31 AM
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heinrich66     
Sure it is.

06 Aug 2012 09:50 AM
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vudukungfu     
The kid wasn't even the driver, but they charged him with refusal to submit to DUI testing.
If he had just stated in the car, he'd be srist slapped and home now.

06 Aug 2012 10:03 AM
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saboisgod     
How can a persn refuse to submit to DUI testing when said person wasn't even operating the vehicle, by the cops own admission?

06 Aug 2012 10:21 AM
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apachevoyeur     
Color me impressed... no mention of being covered in blood AND feces.

06 Aug 2012 10:21 AM
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vudukungfu     
apachevoyeur: Color me impressed... no mention of being covered in blood AND feces.

Trust me, in a Vermont farm field, he was covered with feces.
They don't really grow crops up here. It's just a cover to have a place to dump millions of gallons of "liquid manure" on the fields that run into the rivers that feed into Lake Champlain.

06 Aug 2012 10:25 AM
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jayfurr    [TotalFark]  
vudukungfu: apachevoyeur: Color me impressed... no mention of being covered in blood AND feces.

Trust me, in a Vermont farm field, he was covered with feces.
They don't really grow crops up here. It's just a cover to have a place to dump millions of gallons of "liquid manure" on the fields that run into the rivers that feed into Lake Champlain.


I live across the road from Pratt's fields in eastern Richmond (very close to where the idiot went for his run), and yes, they do spray treated, processed sewage there, but no, it doesn't smell at all, and I've kayaked in the river near there and no, there's no runoff, and yes, they do harvest and sell the corn.

06 Aug 2012 10:57 AM
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neversubmit     
Dead for Tax Reasons: as long ashe didn't take off his clothes and run backwards

Children of the Cornhole Field?

06 Aug 2012 11:08 AM
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vudukungfu     
jayfurr:
I live across the road from Pratt's fields in eastern Richmond (very close to where the idiot went for his run), and yes, they do spray treated, processed sewage there, but no, it doesn't smell at all, and I've kayaked in the river near there and no, there's no runoff, and yes, they do harvest and sell the corn.


You must have more regulators drivign through than we do up here in franklin county.
I live up there in stinkville. I drive down to Williston to work. Try driving up in Franklin county.
With the windows up or down.

06 Aug 2012 12:37 PM
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FarkinHostile     
True, but it is one HELL of a Saturday night.

06 Aug 2012 12:46 PM
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offmymeds     
FarkinHostile: True, but it is one HELL of a Saturday night.

Link

06 Aug 2012 01:17 PM
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