The resulting lawsuit will be settled out of court and in the future when you buy a GPS -you will have to sign (check) a small disclaimer.

The resulting lawsuit will be kicked out as frivolous and the GPS companies will make sure to differentiate between ER and medical centers.

Russian Jack-be-nimble?

ENGLISH MOTHERFARKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Who kicks a candle?

Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Mrs. Murphy's cow?

Subby accidentally the headline.

beer4breakfast: Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Mrs. Murphy's cow?

I fail. It was Mrs. O'leary's Cow.

beer4breakfast: Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Mrs. Murphy's cow?

Nice historical ref Fire of London?

;)

Sprayed fire all him? WHAAAA?

It seems to me you live your life like a candle that's been kicked.

Beautiful song. Now I know what it refers to.

Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Jack, when he no nimble...

I just checked my Garmin. It has a quick find key for Hospitals.

If it was that serious, why wait to call 911 until after you get lost?

Ianman: Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Jack, when he no nimble...

So lay off jumping around fire?

Is it really that hard?

;)

The ignited liquid then sprayed onto the man, police said.

Somehow, I doubt it did that on its own.


/hate it when I do that

Ssssssssmokin!

Link

Given the current number of road and bridge repairs, these two guys were lucky they didn't drive off a road due to non-updated GPS.

so is it the gps makers fault he played with candles and gasoline in the first place?

Should have called 911, moron. It's not like there are highly trained and skilled people equipped to stabilize and handle injuries like this.

but instead of calling 911
but instead of calling 911
but instead of calling 911
but instead of calling 911

BronyMedic: Should have called 911, moron. It's not like there are highly trained and skilled people equipped to stabilize and handle injuries like this.

"Isn't this another country, man?

Where do you work?

Serial number, please.

Thank you."

and I don't know why she swallowed the fly......

cretinbob: and I don't know why she swallowed the fly......

"And then she died?"

*sigh*

I know why she swallowed the fly.

She decried.

have someone from the family party who is local take you to the hospital next time. either your injury wasn't serious or your relatives don't give a damn about you if they won't drive you, who is from out of town, to the local hospital.

Complete immolation? There's an app for that.

GEEPS! Get uz 2 hspt!



Geeps Toucan says "You lost, buddy."

At first the headline went my head, but now I am all it.

/over

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Complete immolation? There's an app for that.

GEEPS! Get uz 2 hspt!

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Geeps Toucan says "You lost, buddy."

That image is wrong, and I hope she is all right. And if she's not, then people need to pay with their lives as well if they did that her, and if they didn't, well, shoot, where the fark was the *stop-drop-n-roll-man?*

That is all.

BronyMedic: Should have called 911, moron. It's not like there are highly trained and skilled people equipped to stabilize and handle injuries like this.


Took my daughter to the ER under not-too-serious circumstances years ago.

Someone at the hospital later asked - why u no call 911???

Because the ER was 6 miles away, and I had her in your door before the ambulance could have made it half-way to my house.

Amos Quito: BronyMedic: Should have called 911, moron. It's not like there are highly trained and skilled people equipped to stabilize and handle injuries like this.


Took my daughter to the ER under not-too-serious circumstances years ago.

Someone at the hospital later asked - why u no call 911???

Because the ER was 6 miles away, and I had her in your door before the ambulance could have made it half-way to my house (you friggin idiot).

Added your probable 'internal monolouge' for you

Candle? Gas can? Meth lab problem more than likely the true cause.

Amos Quito: Took my daughter to the ER under not-too-serious circumstances years ago.

I'm not a clever pony, but I'm pretty sure that second and third degree burns from gasoline immolation do not qualify as "not-too-serious" circumstances.

There's something about shock and fluid loss, delayed burn injury, hypothermia, hypoxia and inhalation injury, and severe pain there.

Amos Quito:
Because the ER was 6 miles away, and I had her in your door before the ambulance could have made it half-way to my house.

Which is great and all if you have a cut or a fever. Not so great if you're driving yourself during a heart attack, and kill two people on the way because of an arrythmia; or throwing your pulseless, not-breathing child into the car rather than starting immediate CPR.

If you're asking why I present those two situations, it's because I've worked both cases.

Not only is that almost authentic frontier gibberish, several posters in this thread are close to being authentic frontier gibberers themselves.

beer4breakfast: Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Mrs. Murphy's cow?

Oh,, a Chicago boy. Funny. We've never heard that one before.

Lyllydd: beer4breakfast: Indubitably: Who kicks a candle?

Mrs. Murphy's cow?

Oh,, a Chicago boy. Funny. We've never heard that one before.

"I know, right?

Amirite?

He proclaimed."

""Always call 911 for directions, not your GPS," Montgomery said."
Cue the calls to 911 for directions to the pizza place, the night club, and the ballgame in 3...2...1...

Ambulance rides are farking expensive. A couple years ago I cut my hand and was about a block from the ER (fire station was across the street). I was feeling faint and couldn't walk that far so I asked if someone could help me get there. They called 911 and the rescue crew from the fire station across the street came over and took me 1 block to the ER. A month later I got a bill for $850.

skwerl: Ambulance rides are farking expensive. A couple years ago I cut my hand and was about a block from the ER (fire station was across the street). I was feeling faint and couldn't walk that far so I asked if someone could help me get there. They called 911 and the rescue crew from the fire station across the street came over and took me 1 block to the ER. A month later I got a bill for $850.

I would got someone to take me across the street for $20.. or called a cab... they woulda been faster than the ambulance too

BronyMedic: Amos Quito: Took my daughter to the ER under not-too-serious circumstances years ago.

I'm not a clever pony, but I'm pretty sure that second and third degree burns from gasoline immolation do not qualify as "not-too-serious" circumstances.

There's something about shock and fluid loss, delayed burn injury, hypothermia, hypoxia and inhalation injury, and severe pain there.

Amos Quito:
Because the ER was 6 miles away, and I had her in your door before the ambulance could have made it half-way to my house.

Which is great and all if you have a cut or a fever. Not so great if you're driving yourself during a heart attack, and kill two people on the way because of an arrythmia; or throwing your pulseless, not-breathing child into the car rather than starting immediate CPR.

If you're asking why I present those two situations, it's because I've worked both cases.

And you can't read.

Was he checking the gas level with a candle again??? When will people learn...

diaphoresis: skwerl: Ambulance rides are farking expensive. A couple years ago I cut my hand and was about a block from the ER (fire station was across the street). I was feeling faint and couldn't walk that far so I asked if someone could help me get there. They called 911 and the rescue crew from the fire station across the street came over and took me 1 block to the ER. A month later I got a bill for $850.

I would got someone to take me across the street for $20.. or called a cab... they woulda been faster than the ambulance too

i'd take that $20 and buy a $15 bag of H.
from my Macay boy

Amos Quito: BronyMedic: Should have called 911, moron. It's not like there are highly trained and skilled people equipped to stabilize and handle injuries like this.


Took my daughter to the ER under not-too-serious circumstances years ago.

Someone at the hospital later asked - why u no call 911???

Because the ER was 6 miles away, and I had her in your door before the ambulance could have made it half-way to my house.

Then you didn't need the emergency room

redahle: And you can't read.

Really? Pointing out comparing the two situations fallaciously is being unable to read?

You're not a clever pony, are you?

BronyMedic: redahle: And you can't read.

Really? Pointing out comparing the two situations fallaciously is being unable to read?

You're not a clever pony, are you?

NO NO you don't call 911 for directions. You call if you need PD, fire, or an ambulance.

Don't call 911 for directions. You're tying up a line.

/seriously. People call FROM THEIR HOMES for directions to the local college or a business.
//really, fark you. Google that shiat.

911Jenny: NO NO you don't call 911 for directions. You call if you need PD, fire, or an ambulance.

Don't call 911 for directions. You're tying up a line.

/seriously. People call FROM THEIR HOMES for directions to the local college or a business.
//really, fark you. Google that shiat.

what if you call them and say "is this 411 i think i got the wrong number?"
are you granted a prison waive
or are you forced into butt rape ventures??

I think the article is shorter than the headline