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   Males less supportive of gay marriage. Way to stick it to the man

06 Aug 2012 08:39 PM   |   3076 clicks   |   News.com.au
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you are a puppet     
I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

06 Aug 2012 08:40 PM
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Indubitably     
Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

06 Aug 2012 08:40 PM
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LarryDan43     
Males less supportive of gay marriage

06 Aug 2012 08:41 PM
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Znuh     
Last time I checked, I've got nards, like women in latex, and completely support gay marriage.

The 21st century was supposed to be about awesome and a new age of reason. Fark all this hatred, religious assery and bigotry.

06 Aug 2012 08:41 PM
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gtfan92     
www.myfacewhen.net

06 Aug 2012 08:41 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
what is 'gay marriage' and how does it differ from NORMAL marriage?

seriously.

06 Aug 2012 08:42 PM
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Skyred     
I've found this to be the opposite in my experience

06 Aug 2012 08:42 PM
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diaphoresis     
you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10

06 Aug 2012 08:42 PM
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gtfan92     
Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.


You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

06 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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Indubitably     
Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.


*specifically for the TAX benefits*

06 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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TravelingFreakshow     
Awesome headline is awesome.

06 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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Brytanica1     
Jon iz teh kewl: what is 'gay marriage' and how does it differ from NORMAL marriage?

seriously.


After gay marriage you still get blowjobs.

06 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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Indubitably     
gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.


/DNRTFA

06 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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URAPNIS     
The whole marriage thing is complete bullshiat anyway.

06 Aug 2012 08:44 PM
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Indubitably     
Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA


//I'm a headline man, actually, you?

06 Aug 2012 08:44 PM
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gtfan92     
Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA


But you read the Fark headline, yes?

06 Aug 2012 08:44 PM
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Korzine     
But if two men marry, how will the courts completely screw one over in the name of "gender equality".

06 Aug 2012 08:46 PM
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Capo Del Bandito     
I was relatively sure it was 'straight males don't care about marriage. Period."?

06 Aug 2012 08:46 PM
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you are a puppet     
diaphoresis: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10


-7/10

06 Aug 2012 08:46 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries     
i291.photobucket.com

I'm still up twenty-five grand the last time I stick it in you!

/gud jorb subby

06 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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diaphoresis     
you are a puppet: diaphoresis: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10

-7/10


Lowered your own score.. nice...

06 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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gingerjet     
URAPNIS: The whole marriage thing is complete bullshiat anyway.

Just because you are divorced, working in a dead end job, and paying two thirds of your salary in child support doesn't mean the rest of us will fark it up.

06 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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Indubitably     
gtfan92: Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA

But you read the Fark headline, yes?


Yeah,

Where's the disconnect, asshole?

You?

06 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

in this the 18th year of a loveless shell of matrimonial suffering, i can only agree. while i slowly save my pennies for the day i can afford Divorce Lawyer. as i look forward to once again being in the company of women who still have sex. some day.

/bitter, married to a coont
//does it show?

06 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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darkedgefan     
I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!

06 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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The_Original_Roxtar     
Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

I'm still up twenty-five grand the last time I stick it in you!

/gud jorb subby


vant a cooookie?

06 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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Ow! That was my feelings!     
Not surprising since it is womenfolk's fault that people are gay.

06 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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radarlove    [TotalFark]  
I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

Then again, I'm anti government involvement in most things. Gub'mint just tends to fark things up.

06 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease     
you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

Soon enough, it will only be between a group of men, a group of women, a bengal tiger, two dogs, a VHS tape and a turtle.

06 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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diaphoresis     
darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!

Half of all gays are born that way.. the other half get sucked into it.

06 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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Indubitably     
Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: gtfan92: Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.

You aren't for reading comprehension skills, obviously.

/DNRTFA

But you read the Fark headline, yes?

Yeah,

Where's the disconnect, asshole?

You?


Please elucidate.

06 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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Fluorescent Testicle     
Znuh: The 21st century was supposed to be about awesome and a new age of reason. Fark all this hatred, religious assery and bigotry.

This was an Australian poll, so I'm going to assume that it's less about religious bigotry (we don't have nearly as many crazy-ass fundamentalists here) and more about sexual insecurity. God knows they're threatened enough by me, and I even don't have a dick to be threatened by.

06 Aug 2012 08:49 PM
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Capo Del Bandito     
KrispyKritter: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

in this the 18th year of a loveless shell of matrimonial suffering, i can only agree. while i slowly save my pennies for the day i can afford Divorce Lawyer. as i look forward to once again being in the company of women who still have sex. some day.

/bitter, married to a coont
//does it show?


Get pure ethanol, mix it in her morning juice or coffee.

Problem will solve itself on the way to work.

06 Aug 2012 08:49 PM
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Rapmaster2000     
darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!

I think the same thing every time I've got another casual pick-up back at my toolshed. It disgusts me every time I'm thrusting up against one. Just the thought of it makes me sick!

06 Aug 2012 08:49 PM
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Abox     
I'm for whatever makes consenting adults happy. I'm also for less universal things but allowing consenting adults to do as they please is enough.

06 Aug 2012 08:50 PM
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radarlove    [TotalFark]  
darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!

0/10

06 Aug 2012 08:50 PM
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gtfan92     
Indubuitably:

Headline: "Obvious Males less supportive of gay marriage. Way to stick it to the man"

Indubitably: Wrong.

This straight male is FOR marriage for all, plebs.


I wasn't aware you were representative of all males. Being pedantic probably, but whatever.

06 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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gingerjet     
radarlove: I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

So atheists who get married by a judge aren't married? A couple married by a ship captain aren't married? Or a notary public? Or a star fleet admiral in Vegas?

/marriage isn't a religious ceremony

06 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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thisiszombocom     
this is probably more true of "macho" men as well

so eye-talians, hispaneeks, and the negroes dont approve of gay marriages moreso than say asians

06 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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Capo Del Bandito     
gingerjet: URAPNIS: The whole marriage thing is complete bullshiat anyway.

Just because you are divorced, working in a dead end job, and paying two thirds of your salary in child support doesn't mean the rest of us will fark it up.


Statistically, in the US, isn't more than half of normal folks fark it up?

06 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
darkedgefan: I am not surprised. There are only two types of men in this world. Gays and homophobes. I just don't get the gay lifestyle. How can you look at another man's hairy a$$ and find love? Stay in the closet!

gays in the pre-life were brainwashed by Satan in rape/pedo chambers in the 5th CIRCLE OF HELL. all because they forgot to wash their hands before cooking their beef.

06 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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Joe Peanut     
TravelingFreakshow: Awesome headline is awesome.

06 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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radarlove    [TotalFark]  
gingerjet: radarlove: I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

So atheists who get married by a judge aren't married? A couple married by a ship captain aren't married? Or a notary public? Or a star fleet admiral in Vegas?

/marriage isn't a religious ceremony


Atheism is a religion.

06 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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Mr. Potatoass     
Are "top" and "bottom" reversed in Australia?

06 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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odinsposse     
It's a failure of marketing for pro-gay rights groups. They've let gay be primarily associated with sweaty man on man action. Women might be kinda okay with that but straight dudes aren't. If the first thing people thought of when they thought "gay" was two or three hot lesbians making out it would be a totally different story.

06 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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BobBoxBody     
I think most men are becoming less supportive of marriage overall. Holy Christ have you seen divorce laws? Can't blame men for killing themselves when they have to spend the rest of their lives paying alimony to women who work and paying child support to kids who aren't theirs.

Either way, I'm going to a Buddhist monastery.

06 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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Azlefty    [TotalFark]  
And?

You are going to see this with the Conservative male.

You do realize that if Gay Marriage becomes legal everywhere their boyfriend will then want them to divorce their wives to marry them!

06 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom    [TotalFark]  
you are a puppet: diaphoresis: you are a puppet: I wish marriage was ONLY for gays.

No you don't.

-3/10

-7/10


.386/-10

06 Aug 2012 08:54 PM
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eatin' fetus     
This has got be a headline of the legendary 40below. Just has his style.

06 Aug 2012 08:54 PM
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gingerjet     
radarlove: gingerjet: radarlove: I'm anti government involvement in any form of religious ceremony, no matter what religion or who is participating.

So atheists who get married by a judge aren't married? A couple married by a ship captain aren't married? Or a notary public? Or a star fleet admiral in Vegas?

/marriage isn't a religious ceremony

Atheism is a religion.


-1/10

/not really trying are you?

06 Aug 2012 08:54 PM
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