i think i have to go cry in a corner now.

Yes.

/dnwtv

Only when a malfunctioning Hitachi is involved.

That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

nvmac: Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

Actually, with a little tweaking, that mouth thingy looks like it could give a great hummer.

Tony_Pepperoni: nvmac: Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

Actually, with a little tweaking, that mouth thingy looks like it could give a great hummer.

I wouldn't want to be around for the 'glitch'.

/or maybe I would!

:|

I've had conversations with my wife to that effect.

Needs more bloody mucus.

You can't tell me nobody has farked that thing yet.

Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic fleshlight that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

So I'm imagining a vending machine, like most, but with this device giving birth to whatever it is that was purchased.

It would be an art project of course, and I'd say it was a statement on capitalism, patriarchy and media.

But really, I'd just want to make a vending machine that gave birth to my purchases.

your mom's does

/oblig

So just think, we can start hooking things up.

Not while they're giving birth.

A certain FARKer might want to incorporate one of those into his Real Doll

I'm not even going to click on that link.

Vaginas are scary as shiat. They have teeth and all...I call them crocodiles.

some_beer_drinker: i think i have to go cry in a corner now.

shoutgun

Mind his fontanelle!

/forceps

Also, by the way this headline reads, I'm guessing Subby agrees with me.

you'll get your dick stuck in the motor

Jamdug!: You can't tell me nobody has farked that thing yet.

How do you think it got knocked up?

These sort of training devices have been around for hundreds of years.

http://www.musees-haute-normandie.fr /objet.php3?lang=fr&idrub=72

If you speed the audio up, it sounds like she is saying "SCREW THIS NATURAL BIRTH THING! I WANT MORPHINE!"

We just shot right past the Uncanny Valley into the What The fark Valley

It didn't look motorized much. I mean the tech on the other end was pushing the baby through....

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Was thinking more along the lines of:

That looked like some tight ass pooosy.

/right? oh, not tight for you little brudders..

That was some nightmare fuel, all right...
/runs from thread

Someone needs to set this video's audio track to a house beat...stat!

Well, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a vagina dropped the bass.

There goes my amputee fetish...

WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

"Nurse, there's a goose stuck in this woman's torso! Get the salad tongs ASAP!!!!"

dualplains: WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

You weren't aware vaginas moo? Sheesh.

moike: Well, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a vagina dropped the bass.

Oh really (obviously NSFW)?

unchellmatt: dualplains: WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

You weren't aware vaginas moo? Sheesh.

wait..what?

Many many years when I was in the AF, I was getting EMT training which included emergency child birth. The lesson included a movie (16 mm film) of a lady giving birth that left nothing to the imagination. First the lady passed the baby, than came the plencata. Once the plencata was delivered, the instructor paused the projector and continued his lecture talking about unsusal situations we had to be prepared for. He said for instance. He then restarted the projector in reverse and we watched as the plencata and baby slid back I to mom.

I never looked at pussy quite the same after that.

Sounds like Peter Frampton being fisted.

nvmac: Tony_Pepperoni: That sound is from a robotic mouth that was posted here a while ago. Someone just dubbed it in the video.

Link

Mouth, vagina, what's the difference?

/yes, I'm very lonely. Why do you ask?

One almost always has teeth, one almost never has teeth.

staypuft242: unchellmatt: dualplains: WHY WAS IT MOOING?!

You weren't aware vaginas moo? Sheesh.

wait..what?

My work here is done.

Robotic Rubber Vagina is the new name of my band. Which is awkward because it's a christian praise band.

Brick-House: Many many years when I was in the AF, I was getting EMT training which included emergency child birth. The lesson included a movie (16 mm film) of a lady giving birth that left nothing to the imagination. First the lady passed the baby, than came the plencata. Once the plencata was delivered, the instructor paused the projector and continued his lecture talking about unsusal situations we had to be prepared for. He said for instance. He then restarted the projector in reverse and we watched as the plencata and baby slid back I to mom.

I never looked at pussy quite the same after that.

placenta...plencata
tomayto...tomahto

Real Doll meets real farking disturbing.

if ever there were a moment for the Nathan Fillion gif, here it is.

Oh suck it up boys... We all came from one :) These are actually hard to come by. Most folks need grants to be able to afford it. I teach with medical simulators, and I have one called "Noelle" that runs about $40,000. There is a mechanism that simulates "contractions", and a bar that "pushes" the baby out of the rubber vagina. If that creeps you out, take a look at this: Birthing Simulator

/I'm a paramedic
//Real birth is SO much messier

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2012-08-07 09:05:16 AM

Sounds like Peter Frampton being fisted.

i farking LOL'D.

/do you feel like we doooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhgaaaaaaaaw wwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddd

Tumunga: That looked like some tight ass pooosy.

/right? oh, not tight for you little brudders..

It was tight for all of us at one point...