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   Father of the year modifies son's toy car so that it has 66hp. What did your dad do for you?

08 Aug 2012 05:43 AM   |   5296 clicks   |   Wimp
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
that's pretty cool actually. lucky kid!

07 Aug 2012 08:12 PM
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CavalierEternal    [TotalFark]  
My dad taught me how to ride a bike by taking me to the local metropark, walking me up the steepest hill in the park, taking the training wheels off of my bike, putting me on the bike and shoving me down the hill...into a bush.

THANKS DAD

07 Aug 2012 08:16 PM
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Meet Us at the Stick    [TotalFark]  
Um... that's .66 hp

POINT 66 hp

I can't imagine what that thing would do with 66 horses in it.

07 Aug 2012 08:35 PM
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Bob Falfa    [TotalFark]  
Put me through college. I'll take that over a car (real or toy) any day.

07 Aug 2012 08:35 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
He grounded my guitar amp so I wouldn't zap my lip while trying to sing and hold the guitar anymore.

\he *was* an electrician and all

07 Aug 2012 08:39 PM
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vartian    [TotalFark]  
Meet Us at the Stick: Um... that's .66 hp

POINT 66 hp

I can't imagine what that thing would do with 66 horses in it.


I thought that seemed like a lot.

07 Aug 2012 08:50 PM
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Dad killed our pet ducks and we ate them for Sunday dinner.

/woot!

07 Aug 2012 09:22 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
vartian: thought that seemed like a lot.

Power to weight ration would have been through the roof.

07 Aug 2012 09:36 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
ratio

Can't spell this evening. Bad Wolves! No biscuit!

07 Aug 2012 09:36 PM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
He farked my mom so I could be born

07 Aug 2012 09:49 PM
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RoyBatty     
Worked from 5am to 6pm to keep us fed and clothed and schooled.

Refused to let me learn to fly, refused to learn to let me fly, when I finally lied and said I had his permission and then learned how to fly, he gave me all sorts of wonderfully cool pilot gadgets.

Drove my sports car around.

Thanks Dad.

08 Aug 2012 12:00 AM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  
My Dad arranged for me and my classmates to finish our rappelling course in middle school by jumping out of a Blackhawk. Then again, that was when Reforger was still being carried out, and things have sort of tightened up since those days...

Still, that car IS pretty frippin' cool.

08 Aug 2012 12:23 AM
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SpikeStrip    [TotalFark]  
much better than the story a few years back about a dad who built a mini tank complete with a working cannon that was positioned right in front of the kid's face.

08 Aug 2012 01:00 AM
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torch    [TotalFark]  
Submitter worked on the Mars Polar Lander project, didn't he?

:-p

08 Aug 2012 01:27 AM
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snuff3r    [TotalFark]  
Meet Us at the Stick: Um... that's .66 hp

POINT 66 hp

I can't imagine what that thing would do with 66 horses in it.


My Triumph Daytona 675cc bike has 120hp and it weights 200kg. I'd love to see a 20kg 66hp plastic car. I'd rip the roads up.

/not that i'd fit in it

08 Aug 2012 02:44 AM
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aniyn     
hubiestubert: My Dad arranged for me and my classmates to finish our rappelling course in middle school by jumping out of a Blackhawk. Then again, that was when Reforger was still being carried out, and things have sort of tightened up since those days...

Still, that car IS pretty frippin' cool.


Uh, ya. You win.

08 Aug 2012 05:58 AM
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toyotaboy     
so basically... a mini go-kart, with a plastic shell.

Oh also, you just raised that kid's expectations through the roof, he'll probably want a lambo for a graduation present.

Still not as cool as this dad:
Link

08 Aug 2012 06:55 AM
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consider this     
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that when this was submitted to reddit two days ago, the submitter there made the same mistake.

08 Aug 2012 07:40 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt. You don't have three-wheel brakes, so you got to pitch it hard, break it loose and then just drive it with the throttle. Give it too much, you'll be outta the dirt and into the tulips.

08 Aug 2012 07:53 AM
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LoneVVolf     
Meet Us at the Stick: Um... that's .66 hp

POINT 66 hp

I can't imagine what that thing would do with 66 horses in it.


Drag, i would think; but it's moot point, as i doubt you could fit even one horse in it.

08 Aug 2012 08:03 AM
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Dr. Q Alias     
My father was way better than this guy. Instead of taking so much time and setting up such an elaborate plan, he broke my neck himself, with his bare hands. Like a real man.

08 Aug 2012 08:32 AM
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PYROY     
My dad traded his rifle to get me one of these for my 7th birthday. I was 8 the first time I was pulled over by the police.

www.codyhotrodshop.com



/thanks dad.

08 Aug 2012 08:39 AM
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mcnguyen     
That's awesome, but I was very distracted by the seeming familiarity I had with that track he was racing around. That was my old high school.

08 Aug 2012 09:05 AM
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Icetech3     
Subby obviously understands electric motors and how small a 66hp one would be....

BTW.. that dad is awesome.. and im jealous...

08 Aug 2012 09:25 AM
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Tumunga     
ArkAngel: He farked my mom so I could be born

No, that was me who farked your mom.

08 Aug 2012 09:32 AM
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NBSV     
That was pretty cool. There's a video where somebody put a small 2 stroke on one, but didn't bother to change the wheels. Couple that with a kid that's just used to pushing the button of a throttle and all it would do is spin the wheels. I'm glad this guy actually rebuilt the car. I'm sure future plans involve changing the gearing and adding more power as the kid gets older.

08 Aug 2012 09:34 AM
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numbone     
My dad gave me my work ethic, taught me carpentry, electrical wiring, plumbing, to hunt, fish respect women (they make better sammiches when you do) and bought me a Mustang when I was 15. It paid off. I built my own home, have owed my own business for 28 years, been married for 30, have an old Mustang I take to car shows and hunt and fish with my sons AND my daughter. Thank you Dad

Good dads are great. Wish everyone had one.

08 Aug 2012 09:39 AM
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Kurmudgeon     
My dad took my bike, got another front fork from a busted bike, then brazed the forks together and I had the first chopper in the neighborhood. Not counting my brother's Harley, that is.

08 Aug 2012 09:45 AM
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indarwinsshadow     
ArkAngel: He farked my mom so I could be born

No..no..that was me. And she was great.

08 Aug 2012 10:52 AM
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BenJammin     
Meet Us at the Stick: Um... that's .66 hp

POINT 66 hp

I can't imagine what that thing would do with 66 horses in it.


Right, when I saw the opening frames of video I'm thinking what jackass would give a 3 year old 66 HP?

08 Aug 2012 10:54 AM
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Firststepsadoozie     
I still remember my dad teaching me how to swim. I thought I'd never get out of that burlap sack.

08 Aug 2012 11:14 AM
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PacificaFitz     
My dad gave me a new cabinet set for my 11th birthday, and then installed them for my 12th

08 Aug 2012 11:32 AM
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jonjr215    [TotalFark]  
Meet Us at the Stick: Um... that's .66 hp

This.

08 Aug 2012 12:52 PM
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LoneVVolf     
ArkAngel: He farked my mom so I could be born

To be fair, who hasn't farked your mom?

08 Aug 2012 12:57 PM
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indarwinsshadow     
LoneVVolf: ArkAngel: He farked my mom so I could be born

To be fair, who hasn't farked your mom?


His dad. Everyone else's had a shot at her. And again. She's great. Specially the anal...woo hoo.

08 Aug 2012 01:47 PM
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Devolving_Spud     
snuff3r: Meet Us at the Stick: Um... that's .66 hp

POINT 66 hp

I can't imagine what that thing would do with 66 horses in it.

My Triumph Daytona 675cc bike has 120hp and it weights 200kg. I'd love to see a 20kg 66hp plastic car. I'd rip the roads up.

/not that i'd fit in it


This? Looks like fun :oD

08 Aug 2012 05:10 PM
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Broad111     
hey give subby a break, he got the link from Reddit with the exact same headline, and then posted it to wimp... he's not responsible for others misspellings.

08 Aug 2012 05:55 PM
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gerrychampoux     
www.bobgarontraining.com
Approves

08 Aug 2012 06:22 PM
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Beerguy    [TotalFark]  
hubiestubert: My Dad arranged for me and my classmates to finish our rappelling course in middle school by jumping out of a Blackhawk. Then again, that was when Reforger was still being carried out, and things have sort of tightened up since those days...

Still, that car IS pretty frippin' cool.


Reforger was awesome!

/Reforger 1990 (Operation Centurion Shield) Vet

08 Aug 2012 07:11 PM
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mruttan     
When the kid grows up he can repay his dad by building him one of these:

70MPH mobility scooter

08 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
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roadkillontheweb     
Next obvious step for the kid is one of these
gas powered Mustangs

08 Aug 2012 10:37 PM
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Tsar_Bomba1     
mruttan: 70MPH mobility scooter



coolmaterial.com

09 Aug 2012 04:42 AM
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bikerbob59     
He didn't pull out.

09 Aug 2012 08:52 AM
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MooseUpNorth     
Stubmitter was only off by two orders of magnitude.

/ If my back-of-microsoft calculation is right, that thing produces somewhere around 33hp/ton.

09 Aug 2012 01:57 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
bikerbob59: He didn't pull out.

He farked your ugly mom?

/just to step it up a bit

10 Aug 2012 12:41 AM
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