| Not watching the US Women's soccer games? Then you missed Canada's Tancredi showing us the little used "face stomp" move. Suck it syrup eating canucks |
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| gopher321 If it was hockey, we'd be cheering her on. |
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| make me some tea That was a terrible headline. |
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| Lucky LaRue Canadian Face Stomp is the name of my new band. |
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| I_C_Weener |
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| make me some tea |
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| Dead for Tax Reasons
when those girls get that syrup in them, they get a little antsy in the pantsy |
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| orth
I am going to believe this is all propaganda and never happened. NBC is only allowed to show Olympic competition video on the internet to users in the United States and U.S. Territories. |
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| Treygreen13 Dead for Tax Reasons: when those girls get that syrup in them, they get a little antsy in the pantsy Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, but her shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Anyway, I'm not sure what is more surprising,t hat somebody did this or that a soccer player rolled around on the grass for 9 minutes for a legitimate injury. |
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| Loomy
Ironically, I can't watch the video, by virtue of being in Canada. Was it a full-on Haynesworth, or more of an off-balance, coming-down-from-a-leap land-on-your-face? |
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| orth
Loomy: Ironically, I can't watch the video, by virtue of being in Canada. Was it a full-on Haynesworth, or more of an off-balance, coming-down-from-a-leap land-on-your-face? GIFFED |
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| Crewmannumber6 Lucky LaRue: Canadian Face Stomp is the name of my new band. Not me. My christian praise band is still called Robotic Rubber Vagina |
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| amplexus
Loomy: Ironically, I can't watch the video, by virtue of being in Canada. Was it a full-on Haynesworth, or more of an off-balance, coming-down-from-a-leap land-on-your-face? Haynesworth. While the two struggled for position, the US play fell and the Canadian stepped over her and then, quite deliberately, back-stomped her in the side of the head. |
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| eagles95
If she had done that to Alex Morgan, America would have dropped a nuke on Canada |
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| The Muthaship
Is that the same play where the Cannucks got all the pats on the back for knocking the ball out of bounds instead of playing on like the dirty Americans did when one of their own was down? /Tancredi is a thug //Don't stomp me, bro! |
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| Wasn't Looking at his Neck
orth: I am going to believe this is all propaganda and never happened. NBC is only allowed to show Olympic competition video on the internet to users in the United States and U.S. Territories. Loomy: Ironically, I can't watch the video, by virtue of being in Canada. Was it a full-on Haynesworth, or more of an off-balance, coming-down-from-a-leap land-on-your-face? Alright then. |
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| zarberg
eagles95: If she had done that to Alex Morgan, America would have dropped a nuke on Canada I'd have personally pushed that button. Alex Morgan makes me feel all tingly in the naughty bits. |
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| ghostwind
Youtube to the rescue |
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| red5ish That was a deliberate act on the part of the Canadian player. Kudos for getting away with it. Bad on you for doing it. |
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| Yanks_RSJ
eagles95: If she had done that to Alex Morgan, America would have dropped a nuke on Canada I would swim to London to personally murder whoever did it. |
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| I_C_Weener orth: Loomy: Ironically, I can't watch the video, by virtue of being in Canada. Was it a full-on Haynesworth, or more of an off-balance, coming-down-from-a-leap land-on-your-face? GIFFED It looks like she intentionally placed her foot back on the player. She definitely could have avoided her. But it was not a Zidane head butt. |
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| HaywoodJablonski
This plus the full-on body check, and the Canuckis have the nerve to cry about penalties being called correctly and idiot defenders who can't tuck their arms behind their backs? Just checking |
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| Yanks_RSJ
Oh, and for what it's worth, Tancredi was the one doing most of the Canuckistani whining after the game about the ref. Maybe it was karmic justice for not getting sent off with a red card, ya hoser. |
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| A Fark Handle
eagles95: If she had done that to Alex Morgan, America would have dropped a nuke on Canada ![]() /don't make us start a war...surrender her pronto, or we'll level toronto. |
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| The Muthaship
I_C_Weener: But it was not a Zidane head butt. Would you rather take a headbutt to the chest, or a cleated stomp to the head? |
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| netweavr
Looks like Tancredi tried to hop over Lloyd's head but forgot she was white and lacked the ability to jump. Not intentional but completely avoidable. |
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| ghostwind
A Fark Handle: eagles95: /don't make us start a war...surrender her pronto, or we'll level toronto. You can have Toronto, all you have to do is ask. |
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| bulldg4life
Is this the thread where all the Canadian fans come back in to continue whining about the ref and how the US players are dirty on set pieces? |
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| I_C_Weener eagles95: If she had done that to Alex Morgan, America would have dropped a nuke on Canada I hear she stole Alex's boobs. Fark you Canada for stealing her boobs...and for Neil Young. |
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| DoBeDoBeDo
I was going to post something but reading the thread made me think of sweaty Alex Morgan and I lost consciousness from all the blood flowing to my penis. |
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| jst3p
netweavr: Looks like Tancredi tried to hop over Lloyd's head but forgot she was white and lacked the ability to jump. Not intentional but completely avoidable. Dude, she stepped backward to get her in the head. Completely intentional. |
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| The Muthaship
You have to be a criminal defense lawyer to pretend that was not intentional. |
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| Loomy
I_C_Weener: orth: Loomy: Ironically, I can't watch the video, by virtue of being in Canada. Was it a full-on Haynesworth, or more of an off-balance, coming-down-from-a-leap land-on-your-face? GIFFED It looks like she intentionally placed her foot back on the player. She definitely could have avoided her. But it was not a Zidane head butt. That's what I see. Dirty, cheap, and unbecoming of an Olympian, but not vicious or an intent to injure. /Still can't believe how American that game was: go down to an opponent who just won't go away, suffer some rough fouls, fight back, never give up, and win on the final play of the game. //farking kills me, but makes for great entertainment. ///Still gotta think USA would have tied it up had they not been gifted that penalty, considering how hard they played for the win when tied. |
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| dlatino3
Meh, Looks like a bronze medal (at best) stomp. |
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| Doogled
HaywoodJablonski: This plus the full-on body check, and the Canuckis have the nerve to cry about penalties being called correctly and idiot defenders who can't tuck their arms behind their backs? Just checking The ball was deflected into her, and she had the natural reaction to try to guard her face. On that sort of free kick, only the defenders in the wall have their arms behind their backs, while the others are generally wrestling for position with the offensive players. |
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| I_C_Weener dlatino3: Meh, Looks like a bronze medal (at best) stomp. The good news is that Canada still has one player who can score. Only one. |
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| PowerSlacker
Thank you to subby for saving me from having to watch any other Olympic divegrass. |
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| MugzyBrown Doogled: The ball was deflected into her, and she had the natural reaction to try to guard her face. On that sort of free kick, only the defenders in the wall have their arms behind their backs, while the others are generally wrestling for position with the offensive players. It was a penalty clear as day. She had her arms up and deflected a ball headed towards to goal. I've seen penalties called for much less obvious handballs with hands just away from the body at the side. her elbows well away from her body. The indirect free kick was a, by rule, correct, but baloney call that's never called. |
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| The Muthaship
MugzyBrown: The indirect free kick was a, by rule, correct, but baloney call that's never called. She was warned. You can't blame them for wanting to stall against a better team. But, once you've been warned for holding the ball, you should start getting rid of it in time. |
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| luyseyal
Don't tread on me... bro |
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| toobsok
HaywoodJablonski: This plus the full-on body check, and the Canuckis have the nerve to cry about penalties being called correctly and idiot defenders who can't tuck their arms behind their backs? Just checking I think I know the play you're talking about. There was no 'body check'. She went for the ball and got it first. The collision after was unavoidable, but since Tancredi's tackle was ball first, there is no penalty on the play. It's called playing hard defence. |
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| A Fark Handle
PowerSlacker: Thank you to subby for saving me from having to watch any other Olympic divegrass. to be fair the women don't really play divegrass. they actually play soccer. now the men on the other hand... |
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| Farksteron
Tancredi played like this almost all game like that. There was a play where she tackled Rapinoe from behind, the ref called the foul, when Rapinoe was going to play the ball Tancredi started berating Rapinoe. Pinoe of course told her to talk to the hand ![]() gif goodness here (file too big to embed): Link |
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| The Muthaship
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| eagles95
I_C_Weener: eagles95: If she had done that to Alex Morgan, America would have dropped a nuke on Canada I hear she stole Alex's boobs. Fark you Canada for stealing her boobs...and for Neil Young. on Alex's body, her having smaller boobs works in her favor. She's just a fit attractive woman that most men in the country would crawl naked over broken glass and then fap furiously with a cheese grater to get to. I would tell people to check out her body paint bikini in SI (no shiat nsfw) It just works on her. |
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| gamergirl23 netweavr: Looks like Tancredi tried to hop over Lloyd's head but forgot she was white and lacked the ability to jump. Not intentional but completely avoidable. That was intentional. |
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| eagles95
The Muthaship: A Fark Handle: to be fair the women don't really play divegrass. Brazil would like a word. and France |
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| Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
I watched part of that game, and all it did was remind me why I'll never take soccer seriously. The soccer loving hipster at the bar "ironically" chanting USA!USA!USA! didn't help much either. |
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| lunchinlewis What a Haynesworthish Hussy. |
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| eagles95
Farksteron: Tancredi played like this almost all game like that. There was a play where she tackled Rapinoe from behind, the ref called the foul, when Rapinoe was going to play the ball Tancredi started berating Rapinoe. Pinoe of course told her to talk to the hand [i.imgur.com image 500x375] gif goodness here (file too big to embed): Link She's awesome. LOL |
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| TheLopper
Doesn't she know the rules? No touching of the hair or face! |
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