There is no goal other than to avoid donkeys.

Done in one.

...in the worrrrllld

"OH SHREK! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA RAPE ME NO MORE! OH GOD SHREK! YOU'RE GAGGING MY ASSHOLE!"

R.I.P.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

-Hunter S. Thompson

One should have been the headline.

Cool. I didn't know America had war donkeys. I guess I should have.

"Put her on the beach and I'm sure children will run the other way." Is the ratio of beach to children running a standard unit of donkey measurement in GB?

Everything's bigger in Texas.

I love Donkeys!

gulogulo: "Put her on the beach and I'm sure children will run the other way." Is the ratio of beach to children running a standard unit of donkey measurement in GB?

Dat azz is 7 children running aways big.

LOL

big donkey = horse

Everything is bigger in Texas.

yeah sure fine. donkeys are all great and fine if you didn't have to work in the cabaret show as a young boy growing up in Tijuana.

What an ASS!

...late, I know

Irving Maimway: One should have been the headline.

Maybe, but this one is still pretty good.

Looks like a Mule but apparently is an ass.

SmackLT: [25.media.tumblr.com image 468x498]

Nice, didn't even think of this angle!

OMG THE GIANT DONKEY IS UPSTAIRS

IT'S LISTENING ON THE LINE

GET OUT

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

gulogulo: "Put her on the beach and I'm sure children will run the other way." Is the ratio of beach to children running a standard unit of donkey measurement in GB?

In the UK, due to the prohibition on private gun ownership, we are forced to amuse ourselves in other ways. Traditionally, a trip to the British seaside will involve bad tattoos, novelty hats and a ride along the beach on a donkey..... and rain, lots and lots of rain.

So normally children would run TOWARDS the donkey for a pleasure ride.

Subby

R.I.P. Donkey

Goddammit that's a big fat ass!

She looks like, uh, spaghetti and meatballs


if you know what I'm saying

Just stay clear during mating season.

Why do the Brit-ish always say "I'm at X, which is near X?"

I'm reporting from (rainy British place named after a stream) NEAR (other rainy British place named after a stream).

Is the geography there really that confusing?

Now I Is!: R.I.P.

Donkey don't lie

I wonder if she's got a chicken to ride...

/my baby donkey

I would have named my donkey "Dick".

And I would have asked women in bars if they wanted to ride my huge donkey, Dick.

It would not have worked.

Hmmm, No Carmilla references? I am disappoint.

/surely she could cause children to run should she be on a beach.

In other news, Brits are fascinated with huge American asses.

"How YOU doin', baby?"

Pert: In the UK, due to the prohibition on private gun ownership, we are forced to amuse ourselves in other ways. Traditionally, a trip to the British seaside will involve bad tattoos, novelty hats and a ride along the beach on a donkey..... and rain, lots and lots of rain.

So normally children would run TOWARDS the donkey for a pleasure ride.

Well, there you go. Beach going donkeys are a British tradition.

What were the last 10 to 15 words at the end of that clip? I understood everything else he was saying, but that last bit ... hell, I'm lost.

Also, it's nice to see the USA's big asses praised for once.

Silly Jesus: Why do the Brit-ish always say "I'm at X, which is near X?"

I'm reporting from (rainy British place named after a stream) NEAR (other rainy British place named after a stream).

Is the geography there really that confusing?

Yes, we have lots of teeny, tiny villages that most of the country have never heard of. Whenever you hear a reporter say "I'm at X, which is near Y" then you can basically translate it to "I'm in the middle of nowhere, and the closest thing to civilisation nearby that you may have heard of is Y".

Here is a Google maps link for the Radcliffe Donkey Sanctuary. There are lots of fields and fark all else nearby.

"I was classically trained in live theatre. No script. No director. Just me and the donkey. Five sold out shows a night, for six years, until the donkey died of exhaustion. Then I was ready for Hollywood."

"What have you nothings done?"

"My YouTube video has 400 hits..."

"fark a donkey, then talk to me."

Im gonna need a bigger crate.

That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

In related news, from now on, people I don't like will be referred to as "Mammoth Jackstocks".

Danack: Silly Jesus: Why do the Brit-ish always say "I'm at X, which is near X?"

I'm reporting from (rainy British place named after a stream) NEAR (other rainy British place named after a stream).

Is the geography there really that confusing?

Yes, we have lots of teeny, tiny villages that most of the country have never heard of. Whenever you hear a reporter say "I'm at X, which is near Y" then you can basically translate it to "I'm in the middle of nowhere, and the closest thing to civilisation nearby that you may have heard of is Y".

Here is a Google maps link for the Radcliffe Donkey Sanctuary. There are lots of fields and fark all else nearby.

Thank you...that's interesting.

He should have said he was near the North Sea.

Imagine the punch that thing could throw.

Silly Jesus: Why do the Brit-ish always say "I'm at X, which is near X?"

I'm reporting from (rainy British place named after a stream) NEAR (other rainy British place named after a stream).

Is the geography there really that confusing?

Years ago, I was part of the team that brought the first single-number pizza delivery service to the UK. As canadians, we were used to addresses with a civic number, street, town. We quickly had to adapt our software to the fact that Brits have some actual addresses along the lines of "the granary, near Martha's cottage, King's Road, Slough" (fictitious example). The geography itself isn't particularly confusing, but trying to locate the people draped over it is.

Silly Jesus: Thank you...that's interesting.

He should have said he was near the North Sea.

Or The Grange. (Have mercy.)

/Seriously, though, I love English names.
//Mabisthorpe ftw.

KONG!