WEIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

I laughed.

/likes me some curves.

Stressed men don't want a high maintenance girlfriend to add to their stress.....duh

genner: Stressed men don't want a high maintenance girlfriend to add to their stress.....duh

This

The researchers sound fat.

Who among us hasn't sought the comforting bosom of a seacow in times of duress?

*looks around nervously*

Um, er, I mean yuck gross. That was a friend of my cousin that typed that first rhetorical question I don't know him.

*leaps back onto gigantor woman like a sweet fleshy moon bounce*

Terlis: genner: Stressed men don't want a high maintenance girlfriend to add to their stress.....duh

This

Third.

All of the above is true and I'll add this: a big girl with small boobs is useless to me.

/Lol'd hard at the headline
//GJ subs

They're not fat, they just have excess Higgs bosons flying around.

i wanna bounce on her tummy!

Curves=comfort

She holds soft
She cooks good
She sleeps warm

Comfort offsets stress

//no-brainer

Well, somebody has to get this started.

It's called comfort...

Hot chicks are stressful, they are hot, they know they are hot, and use that as leverage every chance they get...

Most of the time we guys are up for it... but those of us that are under a lot of stress don't need to put up with their shiat...

Like that old internet meme that's a pic of some sports illustrated super model that captions "Behind every supermodel is a guy that's tired of her shiat"

Fatties tend to be eternally grateful to have a mildly successful, moderately handsome man that will stick their average sized penis in them. They gobble it up like leftovers and bon-bons...

which tends to relieve a lot of stress on men...

So next time you go ripping on those Dove "Love your body" models, think about how stressed you are and rather or not your trophy wife/gf is REALLY helping...

There's fun to be had with fat girls.

Surfing, for example. Slap that ass, and ride the wave.

That's because they KNOW WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
/AAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHH

Love big girls. Bigger the better

It looks kinda cute actually. It has Disney eyes.

LOL...wrong story. Sorry.

Too bad I'm working. This thread needs more pics.

I'm stressed out constantly.

I like my girls comfortably sized and with mouths they know how to operate.

CeroX: rather or not your trophy wife/gf is REALLY helping...

Haha. You remember, these are Farkers you're talking to, right? This is fantasy.

How about this. Moderately attractive males tend to be more stressed than studs. Let's face it, life is a little easier for the pretty people out there. Hence, that 'less than a super model' girl is actually in your same class.

Fat bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go 'round.

I was jogging this morning through downtown when I saw a reasonably fit guy holding hands with this overweight woman. She wasn't a land whale or anything, but certainly by medical standards, obese. The light turned and I couldn't cross, so I was stuck at the intersection with these two. He mostly pawed the ground shyly as I jogged in place. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore.

"Why are you with this woman?" I asked him.
After he got over the shock of someone like me talking to him, he stammered, "B-b-because I love her."
"Yeah right," I said.
The light turned and I jogged away.

I think a lot of men think they're with an overweight partner because they "love" them. How can you love someone who obviously doesn't have any love for themselves? Do you really think the person with twenty or thirty extra pounds piled on top of their heart can really feel emotion? It's a disgusting joke. These men stay with these women because they have absolutely zero self esteem and nullable self-confidence. They're afraid to get back into the dating pool because it took all they had just to land the tub of shiat they've got. If these men would take a few steps - hit the gym three times a week, go to some male themed confidence workshops, learn to talk at women - they could go out and find a woman who is ten times more attractive than the fleshy beast they're currently shackled up with. It's sad to me that people can't help themselves.

I'm just going to sit here and bask in the warm glow of a solid spentmiles post.

DesertZephyr: Curves=comfort

She holds soft
She cooks good
She sleeps warm

Comfort offsets stress

//no-brainer

Two outta three, maybe. These days, odds are they are that size because they eat poorly - all-day snacking at the desk with a fast food lunch break and another drive-thru on the way home. They'd probably burn water if you made them cook without a microwave or telephone.

spentmiles: I was jogging this morning through downtown when I saw a reasonably fit guy holding hands with this overweight woman. She wasn't a land whale or anything, but certainly by medical standards, obese. The light turned and I couldn't cross, so I was stuck at the intersection with these two. He mostly pawed the ground shyly as I jogged in place. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore.

"Why are you with this woman?" I asked him.
After he got over the shock of someone like me talking to him, he stammered, "B-b-because I love her."
"Yeah right," I said.
The light turned and I jogged away.

I think a lot of men think they're with an overweight partner because they "love" them. How can you love someone who obviously doesn't have any love for themselves? Do you really think the person with twenty or thirty extra pounds piled on top of their heart can really feel emotion? It's a disgusting joke. These men stay with these women because they have absolutely zero self esteem and nullable self-confidence. They're afraid to get back into the dating pool because it took all they had just to land the tub of shiat they've got. If these men would take a few steps - hit the gym three times a week, go to some male themed confidence workshops, learn to talk at women - they could go out and find a woman who is ten times more attractive than the fleshy beast they're currently shackled up with. It's sad to me that people can't help themselves.

Not your best work, spentmiles. You should be ashamed.

I must be one calm mother farker.

I want my girls to look like they came off a meth binge.

spentmiles: I was jogging this morning through downtown when I saw a reasonably fit guy holding hands with this overweight woman. She wasn't a land whale or anything, but certainly by medical standards, obese. The light turned and I couldn't cross, so I was stuck at the intersection with these two. He mostly pawed the ground shyly as I jogged in place. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore.

"Why are you with this woman?" I asked him.
After he got over the shock of someone like me talking to him, he stammered, "B-b-because I love her."
"Yeah right," I said.
The light turned and I jogged away.

I think a lot of men think they're with an overweight partner because they "love" them. How can you love someone who obviously doesn't have any love for themselves? Do you really think the person with twenty or thirty extra pounds piled on top of their heart can really feel emotion? It's a disgusting joke. These men stay with these women because they have absolutely zero self esteem and nullable self-confidence. They're afraid to get back into the dating pool because it took all they had just to land the tub of shiat they've got. If these men would take a few steps - hit the gym three times a week, go to some male themed confidence workshops, learn to talk at women - they could go out and find a woman who is ten times more attractive than the fleshy beast they're currently shackled up with. It's sad to me that people can't help themselves.

Don't you have to be at the Gym in 26 minutes?

When a stressed out guy can't maintain an erection he can just blame the fat chick and she'll believe it's all her fault.

FTA: "If you look at environments where food is scarce, people's preferences for body size in a potential partner are shifted. [The preference] appears to be much heavier compared to environments where there's plenty of food and a much more relaxed atmosphere," he explained.

To me that shows a completely illogical response. If there is not much food available, I want an anorexic for a partner.

Sadly this is what "thick"/"curvy"/"fluffy" chicks think/wish they looked like.

This is much closer to the truth.

I am stressed out and fat women still turn me off.

Sounds like English scientists needed an excuse for getting with "English pretty" girls.

CeroX: Fatties tend to be eternally grateful to have a mildly successful, moderately handsome man that will stick their average sized penis in them. They gobble it up like leftovers and bon-bons...



You know, the grateful type.


/personally I've had better luck with the daddy-issues types coming off their bad boy phase

I'd consider myself stressed. I still find fat chicks disgusting though.

I'm not stressed at all and I'll roll a chub if she's got big natural titties.

DreamSnipers: FTA: "If you look at environments where food is scarce, people's preferences for body size in a potential partner are shifted. [The preference] appears to be much heavier compared to environments where there's plenty of food and a much more relaxed atmosphere," he explained.

To me that shows a completely illogical response. If there is not much food available, I want an anorexic for a partner.

A middle eastern friend of mine explained it this way, if they're thicker they have a more reliable food source. Also, usually more wealth and health.

It's only in the western world where the reverse occurs and obesity is more of a problem among the poor.

Low maintenance, low self esteem and short term until the stress has been relieved.

/and by relieved, I mean the guy had an orgasm.
// chalk this up to as another "obvious" research.

Best unstress it, before you undress it.

Like none of you guys have gone hoggin'.

This explains everything.
The entire modern world is a conspiracy perpetuated by horny, overweight women.

Fat bottomed girls... you make the rockin' world go round.

R.A.Danny: Like none of you guys have gone hoggin'.

Hoggin' is an act of desperation, not a preference.

A preference for fat women is a fetish.

Biv: R.A.Danny: Like none of you guys have gone hoggin'.

Hoggin' is an act of desperation, not a preference.

A preference for fat women is a fetish.

Just page through the folds of fat until you smell shiat, and go back one.