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   "Should pro gamers be considered athletes?"

09 Aug 2012 09:41 AM   |   1548 clicks   |   CNN
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incendi    [TotalFark]  
No. Nor should competitive chess players.

09 Aug 2012 09:00 AM
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Irving Maimway    [TotalFark]  
No.

09 Aug 2012 09:07 AM
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
no.

09 Aug 2012 09:18 AM
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BunkoSquad    [TotalFark]  
No.

09 Aug 2012 09:20 AM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Nein.

09 Aug 2012 09:24 AM
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Quantum Apostrophe    [TotalFark]  
Is golf a sport?

09 Aug 2012 09:43 AM
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bemis23     
As a gamer...fark no.

09 Aug 2012 09:43 AM
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recoil47     
No.

09 Aug 2012 09:44 AM
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that was my nickname in highschool     
No.

Good, now ask me about golfers.

09 Aug 2012 09:45 AM
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
No

09 Aug 2012 09:45 AM
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thecpt     
No

09 Aug 2012 09:45 AM
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kroonermanblack     
No.

And stupid question.

09 Aug 2012 09:46 AM
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ShadowLAnCeR     
Short answer: No

Long answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

09 Aug 2012 09:46 AM
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Cybernetic     
No.

09 Aug 2012 09:49 AM
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Anderson's Pooper     
I suggest "assletes" as an alternative.

09 Aug 2012 09:49 AM
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Cybernetic     
Anderson's Pooper: I suggest "assletes" as an alternative.

Couchletes?

09 Aug 2012 09:50 AM
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ghall3     
Yes!

Wait is it opposite day? Oh ok then...

NO!

09 Aug 2012 09:50 AM
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dletter    [TotalFark]  
Why do poker players, and video game players, etc, need to be called "athletes"?

You are game players, just be "game players"... you can still get people to watch what you are doing if they really want to.

I think the only reason they want to be called "athletes" is because they feel like they need to be called that to get people to take it seriously as a "spectator" event. IMO, they don't.

09 Aug 2012 09:52 AM
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Dr J Zoidberg     
No

09 Aug 2012 09:53 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
There's such a thing as a "pro-gamer"?

-- those who earn six figures and play professionally --

Holy shiat.

And no.

09 Aug 2012 09:54 AM
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FenixStorm1     
"Athlete: A person possessing the natural or acquired traits, such as strength, agility, and endurance, that are necessary for physical exercise or sports, especially those performed in competitive contexts."

To the point, I would argue many gamers are characterized as the opposite of this definition.

If you wish to make a close comparison, you could argue that staying up for many hours on end without moving constitutes endurance.

09 Aug 2012 09:54 AM
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MisterLoki     
nope.

09 Aug 2012 09:56 AM
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Surly U. Jest     
No.

No sir.

Not in a million years.

09 Aug 2012 09:59 AM
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incendi    [TotalFark]  
FenixStorm1: If you wish to make a close comparison, you could argue that staying up for many hours on end without moving constitutes endurance.

There's also speed, coordination, and reaction time, with some starcraft players performing something like 300 actions per minute. That's impressive, but I still don't consider it to be "athletic".

09 Aug 2012 09:59 AM
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Wicked Chinchilla     
incendi: FenixStorm1: If you wish to make a close comparison, you could argue that staying up for many hours on end without moving constitutes endurance.

There's also speed, coordination, and reaction time, with some starcraft players performing something like 300 actions per minute. That's impressive, but I still don't consider it to be "athletic".


I call it twitchy.

09 Aug 2012 10:00 AM
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Vegan Meat Popsicle     
Wait... compared to a typical American or, you mean, like the real sense of the word "athlete"? Because compared to the millions of people who come home every day and plop down on the couch in front of the TV to watch a "Scripted Reality TV Competition #759" marathon for four and a half hours without so much as moving from one buttcheek to the other, pressing buttons and screaming racial and homophobic slurs into a headset at random, anonymous competitors all evening is pretty active.

/ On a semi-related note I desperately want to tip those fat people you see using the motorized carts in the supermarket over

09 Aug 2012 10:00 AM
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LazarusLong42     
Nope.

Same as chess, billiards, bowling, car racing, and golf. Skill, which these all need, isn't athleticism.

09 Aug 2012 10:01 AM
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StrangeQ     
No. And everytime I would hear someone refer to CAL while playing counterstrike I wanted to punch them in their throat.

/any other questions?

09 Aug 2012 10:02 AM
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Strategeryz0r     
StrangeQ: No. And everytime I would hear someone refer to CAL while playing counterstrike I wanted to punch them in their throat.

/any other questions?


What's the matter bro? Not good enough to make CAL-I? It's ok, I remember bein a scrub too :P

09 Aug 2012 10:05 AM
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Zik-Zak     
Vegan Meat Popsicle: / On a semi-related note I desperately want to tip those fat people you see using the motorized carts in the supermarket over

"Suburban cow-tipping"

09 Aug 2012 10:06 AM
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uber humper     
It's like the difference between masturbating to a video of a woman and actually making love to a woman.

09 Aug 2012 10:07 AM
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jpo2269     
No

09 Aug 2012 10:08 AM
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Strategeryz0r     
uber humper: It's like the difference between masturbating to a video of a woman and actually making love to a woman.

Pro-gaming is simple, and has no expectation of breakfast the next morning.

Whereas real athletes have to figure out how to make sure they never see the broad again.

09 Aug 2012 10:08 AM
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LaBlueSkuld     
LazarusLong42: Nope.

Same as chess, billiards, bowling, car racing, and golf. Skill, which these all need, isn't athleticism.


I say car racing is athletic. The physical strain to control cars at such high speeds for that long under those conditions (It's REALLY hot in those cars and then you have the racesuits) is pretty impressive. Plus factor in reaction times and whatnot... it demands a lot out of the racers.

09 Aug 2012 10:09 AM
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LoneCoon     
Yes.

Wait a minute...

No.

09 Aug 2012 10:10 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
I'm sensing a slight negative trending in public opinion on this question.

But that might just be me.

09 Aug 2012 10:12 AM
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uber humper     
Strategeryz0r: uber humper: It's like the difference between masturbating to a video of a woman and actually making love to a woman.

Pro-gaming is simple, and has no expectation of breakfast the next morning.

Whereas real athletes have to figure out how to make sure they never see the broad again.


yea, but what do you do about the hand cramps?

09 Aug 2012 10:12 AM
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gmoney101     
i.qkme.me

09 Aug 2012 10:14 AM
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Strategeryz0r     
uber humper: Strategeryz0r: uber humper: It's like the difference between masturbating to a video of a woman and actually making love to a woman.

Pro-gaming is simple, and has no expectation of breakfast the next morning.

Whereas real athletes have to figure out how to make sure they never see the broad again.

yea, but what do you do about the hand cramps?


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09 Aug 2012 10:14 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
If I want to sit and watch someone else play a video game I'll pop in a Michael Bay movie.

09 Aug 2012 10:16 AM
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uber humper     
Strategeryz0r: uber humper: Strategeryz0r: uber humper: It's like the difference between masturbating to a video of a woman and actually making love to a woman.

Pro-gaming is simple, and has no expectation of breakfast the next morning.

Whereas real athletes have to figure out how to make sure they never see the broad again.

yea, but what do you do about the hand cramps?

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haha

09 Aug 2012 10:16 AM
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Saiga410     
No but if it was I demand to be considered an athelete from my over the top performance in fantasy football.

09 Aug 2012 10:18 AM
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PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
YES.

Wait, this is about computer games and not sports games?

Then HELL NO.

09 Aug 2012 10:18 AM
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Antimatter     
It depends, how much physical movement is required to qualify as a sport?

If starcraft wouldn't count, would DDR? How about things that require movements that aren't normally considered sports, like dancing, or suffleboard?

09 Aug 2012 10:21 AM
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TheUltimateFunctor     
As a huge nerd who pays to watch the pro Starcraft leagues and former top player in the world at Warcraft 2...

NO

09 Aug 2012 10:23 AM
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Mad Tea Party     
Red.... ...no wait! Blue!

09 Aug 2012 10:24 AM
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Nicholas D. Wolfwood     
Not only No, but HELL NO!

09 Aug 2012 10:24 AM
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LockeOak     
To be honest I don't see much difference in the physicality of the Olympic shooting sports to video games. Both are based almost entirely on manual dexterity, whereas at least some video games (Starcraft, for example) require simultaneous complex multitasking.

09 Aug 2012 10:26 AM
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SuperChuck     
They're as much of an athlete as a guy who sits on a horse while it runs a course jumping over stuff.

So..... no.

09 Aug 2012 10:26 AM
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King Something     
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09 Aug 2012 10:28 AM
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