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   Mayor defuses corruption investigation by marrying star witness against him

11 Aug 2012 03:20 PM   |   7765 clicks   |   The Eagle Tribune
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Only in Lawrence.

\the Mos Eisely of Massachusetts, it is
\\complete with its suburb, because you can't spell Methuen without Meth!

11 Aug 2012 02:56 PM
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Cpl.D    [TotalFark]  
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... WAT?

11 Aug 2012 03:25 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
Wait, I thought spousal privilege only applied to communications while they were married?

11 Aug 2012 03:31 PM
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Sandy Duncan's eyeball     
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Approves

11 Aug 2012 03:36 PM
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Snort     
Lanigua's only crime is being the first Hispanic mayor of a majority Hispanic city. Old entrenched power bases die hard.

11 Aug 2012 03:47 PM
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gimmegimme     
This was a good idea. After all, a husband and wife can't be charged with the same crime.

www.tvprogramm.sf.tv

11 Aug 2012 03:51 PM
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rugman11     
Satanic_Hamster: Wait, I thought spousal privilege only applied to communications while they were married?

It looks like there are two different aspects to the law: spousal disqualification and spousal privilege.

Spousal disqualification is applied to conversations while the couple is married: "In any proceeding, civil or criminal, a witness shall not testify as to private conversations with a spouse occurring during their marriage." So if the conversation occurred during the marriage, the spouse can't testify all, even if he/she wanted to.

Spousal privilege is concerned with the relationship: "A spouse shall not be compelled to testify in the trial of an indictment, complaint, or other criminal proceeding brought against the other spouse." So she CAN testify against him, if she wants, but she can't be forced to.

11 Aug 2012 03:58 PM
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Just_a_Bear     
Is that better than adopting her?
I'm so confused...

11 Aug 2012 03:59 PM
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Farabor     
That's not a hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!

11 Aug 2012 04:51 PM
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Useless Destruction of Exergy     
Wasn't this covered in a 5th Season episode of The Sopranos?

11 Aug 2012 05:41 PM
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SupplySideJesus     
Snort: Lanigua's only crime is being the first Hispanic mayor of a majority Hispanic city. Old entrenched power bases die hard.

Know how I know you're Hispanic?

11 Aug 2012 07:05 PM
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AqueousBoy     
gimmegimme: This was a good idea. After all, a husband and wife can't be charged with the same crime.

[www.tvprogramm.sf.tv image 400x288]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

11 Aug 2012 07:17 PM
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Skr     
So if he is married now... does that mean he is no longer tampering with the witness?

11 Aug 2012 07:35 PM
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ursomniac    [TotalFark]  
Snort: Lanigua's only crime is being the first Hispanic mayor of a majority Hispanic city. Old entrenched power bases die hard.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No really --- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11 Aug 2012 08:55 PM
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ursomniac    [TotalFark]  
What's interesting is that his (ex-?) wife also worked for city hall as does his girlfriend.

For the LONGEST time he would only give his "home" address as City Hall.

There's no indication he's ever divorced his (ex-?) wife, nor was there any indication of where/when the new marriage took place. I suspect it was on his last trip to the DR.

11 Aug 2012 08:57 PM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
I'm all for laws that say someone can be compelled to testify against their spouse. But the law needs to have a provision requiring that a couple be married for a certain amount of time before that kicks in, a year for example. That would prevent abuses of the law such as people getting married just so one can't be compelled to testify against the other.

12 Aug 2012 05:24 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I'm all for laws that say someone can't be compelled to testify against their spouse. But the law needs to have a provision requiring that a couple be married for a certain amount of time before that kicks in, a year for example. That would prevent abuses of the law such as people getting married just so one can't be compelled to testify against the other

FTFM

12 Aug 2012 05:25 AM
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Doctor Jan Itor     
Well this is much better than the Chewbacca defense.

/Why doesn't Firefox's spell checker recognize Chewy?

12 Aug 2012 06:59 AM
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Snort     
ursomniac: Snort: Lanigua's only crime is being the first Hispanic mayor of a majority Hispanic city. Old entrenched power bases die hard.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No really --- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Sullivan never had this problem when he was selling favors.

13 Aug 2012 10:23 AM
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ursomniac    [TotalFark]  
Snort: ursomniac: Snort: Lanigua's only crime is being the first Hispanic mayor of a majority Hispanic city. Old entrenched power bases die hard.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No really --- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sullivan never had this problem when he was selling favors.


Neither did Buckley (who really is the root of lawrence's situation).

13 Aug 2012 12:41 PM
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