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   The United States' earthquake machine has been tested successfully

11 Aug 2012 05:23 PM   |   13351 clicks   |   Chicago Trib
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BronyMedic     
The great satan prevails once more!

What will those brains in the Big Empty think of next!

11 Aug 2012 04:57 PM
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loonatic112358     
tesla did it first

11 Aug 2012 05:23 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
and when an earthquake hits us
it is teh New Zealand earthquake machine

11 Aug 2012 05:24 PM
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Julieahni     
USA USA USA

11 Aug 2012 05:26 PM
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Oakenshield     
Our Man Bashir.

11 Aug 2012 05:28 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
Drill baby, drill!

11 Aug 2012 05:29 PM
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LarryDan43     
Must be fracking.

11 Aug 2012 05:29 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
loonatic112358: tesla did it first

He traveled into the future and stole it from the Simpsons.
i.imgur.com

/fist

11 Aug 2012 05:34 PM
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phrawgh     
Thank Allah!

11 Aug 2012 05:37 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Oh my god!! We had two minor tremors here in So Cal on Wednesday! It must have been the warmup of the earthquake machine!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!

11 Aug 2012 05:37 PM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves    [TotalFark]  
This is what happens when you don't pay for your copy of Photoshop.

11 Aug 2012 05:37 PM
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Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  
fracking?

11 Aug 2012 05:38 PM
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Plant Rights Activist     
EA did it first

11 Aug 2012 05:38 PM
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buntz     
If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

images.thevine.com.au

/obscure?

11 Aug 2012 05:38 PM
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Kittypie070    [TotalFark]  
F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

11 Aug 2012 05:40 PM
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Death by Misadventure     
If the Jews control everything and the U.S.A can control the tectonic plates then why does Islam so arrogant in the belief that they can stop them?

11 Aug 2012 05:41 PM
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Skr     
I'm guessing some tectonic plates shifted.

11 Aug 2012 05:41 PM
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dryknife     
Iranic.

11 Aug 2012 05:42 PM
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loonatic112358     
special20: He traveled into the future and stole it from the Simpsons.

well, he was a timelord

11 Aug 2012 05:42 PM
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Flragnararch     
Mr. Richter can't predict her kicking their as...phault.

/better not be obscure.

11 Aug 2012 05:45 PM
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Transubstantive     
Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

What the hell?

11 Aug 2012 05:49 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Death by Misadventure: If the Jews control everything and the U.S.A can control the tectonic plates then why does Islam so arrogant in the belief that they can stop them?

Because they accidentally the earthquake.

11 Aug 2012 05:50 PM
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Kurmudgeon     
Sorry subby, it was already tested in Ohio, Oklahoma and DC, secret code name for the machine is "fracking".
Odd name, but you know how those government agencies are.

11 Aug 2012 05:54 PM
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IP     
Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

welcometofark.jpg

11 Aug 2012 05:55 PM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     
Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

You sound Iranian.

11 Aug 2012 05:57 PM
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Amos Quito     
Transubstantive: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

What the hell?



Kittypie070 knows it's true, but was hoping it would remain secret until after the elections.

Innatrite, Kittypie070?

11 Aug 2012 05:59 PM
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TiiiMMMaHHH     
What an earthquake machine (mechanical oscillator) looks like (patent from Tesla c. 1935)

www.rexresearch.com

An interesting read on the explanation of "Tele-Geo-Dynamics"

11 Aug 2012 05:59 PM
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CujoQuarrel     
FEAR US!!!!

11 Aug 2012 06:00 PM
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Amos Quito     
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

You sound Iranian Iratian.



/Fixified

11 Aug 2012 06:00 PM
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loonatic112358     
CujoQuarrel: FEAR USA!!!!



ftfy

11 Aug 2012 06:02 PM
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Amos Quito     
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!"

11 Aug 2012 06:05 PM
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pcloadletters     
HAARP

11 Aug 2012 06:10 PM
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Amish Tech Support     
BronyMedic: The great satan prevails once more!

What will those brains in the Big Empty think of next!


images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org

Anyone seen my walking eye?

11 Aug 2012 06:10 PM
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LaughingRadish     
buntz: If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

[images.thevine.com.au image 591x376]

/obscure?


Oh look! Atari 2600 cartridges!

11 Aug 2012 06:13 PM
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kevinatilusa     

11 Aug 2012 06:13 PM
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loki see loki do     
Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

11 Aug 2012 06:15 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!


Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]

11 Aug 2012 06:18 PM
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Hagenhatesyouall     
Mythbusters did a gig on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUy2HY oUd6M

Pretty interesting.

11 Aug 2012 06:20 PM
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Tony_Pepperoni    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

11 Aug 2012 06:20 PM
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Mark Ratner     
pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

11 Aug 2012 06:22 PM
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The Incredible Sexual Egg    [TotalFark]  
pcloadletters: HAARP

What does a Muse album have to do with anything?

11 Aug 2012 06:31 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!


HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.

11 Aug 2012 06:34 PM
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Oldiron_79     
Tesla did it

11 Aug 2012 06:36 PM
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Mega Steve     
Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]


She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves

11 Aug 2012 06:37 PM
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Omnivorous     
Send Westboro Baptist over to protest at the funerals. They'll tell the Iranians what they did wrong to invoke Allah's wrath.

11 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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Amos Quito     
Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.



www.upstatefilms.org


/Say nothing
//Act casual
///Winks

11 Aug 2012 06:40 PM
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gerbilpox     
img443.imageshack.us


/oblig
//yet I'm the first?

11 Aug 2012 06:40 PM
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Amos Quito     
Oldiron_79: Tesla did it

Rolling over in his grave?

11 Aug 2012 06:40 PM
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Dinodork     
Mega Steve: Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]

She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves


Uh, except for those 180 people (so far)?

11 Aug 2012 06:41 PM
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davidphogan     
Dinodork: Mega Steve: Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]

She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves

Uh, except for those 180 people (so far)?


They're not Americans so they're not really people or something...

11 Aug 2012 06:47 PM
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