fluffybunny: [vision02.com image 450x575]

That's a WWII poster about gas rationing. It's not a commercial ad.

BarkingUnicorn: [www.thepeoplescube.com image 275x204]

Came in here to say that the Lysol douche should win honorable mention.

New Shimmer, for the greatest shine you ever tasted!

Hey I had two of those Revell ship kits pictured. Haven't thought about those in years.

Cracked always leaves me feeling slightly more retarded.

Why the hell is CRACKED showing me all these ads for Jesus?

I find those...disturbing.


And seriously, what was up with all the pedophile ads back in the day?!? Was "daddy's little girl" really a euphemism for boinking your daughter?

Chase and Sanborn coffee

The metracal looks like a plate full of pepto bismal.

Please don't blame us for the inevitable nightmare in which O.J. is running after you, in the dark, those three boots pounding down the pavement after you with a noise like a wounded horse.

Okay...I'll admit that's pretty terrifying

lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee

Well, crap, that's just a weekend, here...

/oh, the good old times...

Per the Dingo's; The boot is really high, so it has 'extra leg'. Get it now?

Gyrfalcon: And seriously, what was up with all the pedophile ads back in the day?!? Was "daddy's little girl" really a euphemism for boinking your daughter?

Yes. You just now getting the memo?

lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee

Damn straight.

This was one of the most well-written Cracked articles I've read in a while. I actually LOL'd at some of their funny comments.

Fritriac: [www.fritriac.de image 640x462]

/oh, the good old times...

4.85 an OUNCE??? To the time machine!

Znuh: Cracked always leaves me feeling slightly more retarded.
I agree.

/hot. Like Madge

I always felt Mr. Whipple was one of the creepiest ad characters ever.

Doesn't need to be "vintage" to be disturbing- but it helps.

No Madge with Palmolive?

There's QUITE an array of disturbing vintage Lysol ads.

Oznog: [www.letssmiletoday.com image 541x806]

Small enough for anyone over 15 years old? That sentence makes no sense

Znuh: Cracked always leaves me feeling slightly more retarded.

Two words: Fark TV.

The 50's were just a magical time.

Oznog: www.strangecosmos.comthewvsr.comwww.n ashvillewebreview.com

There's QUITE an array of disturbing vintage Lysol ads.


At least they are not Drano Ads...

and now for a few when Cracked ran a similar list years ago:

DrMcNinja: Oznog: [www.letssmiletoday.com image 541x806]

Small enough for anyone over 15 years old? That sentence makes no sense

under 15 gets the big one

lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee

Looks like something from the movie Secretary.
For some reason, I have an odd desire for another cup of coffee.

eyeq360: lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee

Looks like something from the movie Secretary.
For some reason, I have an odd desire for another cup of coffee.


I'm currently drinking Community Coffee, I guess I'll spank her with a magnolia switch



/ also getting a kick, etc.

I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.

trivial use of my dark powers: Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.

Yeah but there's no delivery system, it's just a bottle.

"Dear, could you go to the garage and get me a funnel?"

Skr: BarkingUnicorn: [www.thepeoplescube.com image 275x204]

Came in here to say that the Lysol douche should win honorable mention.

Women actually douched with Lysol, and yet we gave them the vote.

One of the sponsors for The Shadow radio program was Linex floor polish, but that's only funny when
listened to today by computer geeks, since the name of the product is pronounced the way some
people pronounce the name of the operating system.

Mugato: trivial use of my dark powers: Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.

Yeah but there's no delivery system, it's just a bottle.

"Dear, could you go to the garage and get me a funnel?"



/note, GIs-ing for douchebag will get you hundreds of ompaloompas and only two actual bags, and the one without the text was not clearly visible, so here you go.

trivial use of my dark powers: Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.

Had a girlfriend that used Listerine. She said it left her feeling clean, not like that other stuff.
Haven't been able to even look at in the store since then.