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   Nebraska offensive lineman Tyler Moore leaves team. He's not going to make it after all

11 Aug 2012 09:30 PM   |   1272 clicks   |   Lincoln Journal Star
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TsarTom    [TotalFark]  
Lou's not going to like this , Mar,

11 Aug 2012 05:01 PM
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jbc    [TotalFark]  
He's got spunk.

11 Aug 2012 05:11 PM
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Gwendolyn    [TotalFark]  
He left because people were saying bad things online? Dear god toughen up kid.

11 Aug 2012 06:13 PM
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simsite9     
25.media.tumblr.com

11 Aug 2012 06:22 PM
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mikemoto    [TotalFark]  
+1

11 Aug 2012 07:23 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
The headline is good, I'll give it that, but is this really news? Every year, some kid goes home from big time schools because they miss their hometown ho and momma's cooking, and they actually have to put forth effort to play and stay.

11 Aug 2012 09:45 PM
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W.C.fields forever     
Ohhh!!! Dick.

11 Aug 2012 09:46 PM
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elguerodiablo     
basemetal: The headline is good, I'll give it that, but is this really news? Every year, some kid goes home from big time schools because they miss their hometown ho and momma's cooking, and they actually have to put forth effort to play and stay.

Uh. Did you hit your head and forget Fark?

11 Aug 2012 09:53 PM
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summersa74     
Gwendolyn: He left because people were saying bad things online? Dear god toughen up kid.

I think that's secondary. A couple of years ago, a local kid (who saw a lot of playing time as a running back) left Iowa after his freshman year because of "personal issues." It later became known that he got both his girlfriend and his roommate's girlfriend pregnant.

11 Aug 2012 10:12 PM
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killershark     
Gwendolyn: He left because people were saying bad things online? Dear god toughen up kid.

I think the kid was telling the coach about what he saw after he left the team speculating about why he wasn't there.

11 Aug 2012 10:13 PM
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VTGremlin     
I love it.

11 Aug 2012 10:19 PM
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7th Son of a 7th Son    [TotalFark]  
summersa74: Gwendolyn: He left because people were saying bad things online? Dear god toughen up kid.

I think that's secondary. A couple of years ago, a local kid (who saw a lot of playing time as a running back) left Iowa after his freshman year because of "personal issues." It later became known that he got both his girlfriend and his roommate's girlfriend pregnant.


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11 Aug 2012 10:22 PM
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist    [TotalFark]  
basemetal: The headline is good, I'll give it that, but is this really news? Every year, some kid goes home from big time schools because they miss their hometown ho and momma's cooking, and they actually have to put forth effort to play and stay.

Since I assumed this was a case of mental illness or a suicide attempt being covered up, I looked into it since I was curious. Best I can tell from psychotic Nebraska fans arguing on the internet is that it's a combination of something with his girlfriend and the coach is a total dick with a history of driving players away. I'm not sure if he knocked up his girlfriend or whatever, but it seems to be the accepted story that the coach was waving the depth chart around as a threat and the kid basically told him "If you've got somebody better, play them," and bounced.

Apparently they've gotten in touch with the kid and are trying to woo him back.

11 Aug 2012 10:31 PM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
jbc: He's got spunk.

I hate spunk.

Farking AWESOME headline, subby. Well done.

11 Aug 2012 10:31 PM
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bubbaprog    [TotalFark]  
I hope to see this headline again in late December.

11 Aug 2012 10:36 PM
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bojon    [TotalFark]  
I remember being his age...

11 Aug 2012 10:43 PM
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IAmRight     
You can tell who's old here by who got this headline.

11 Aug 2012 11:03 PM
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chuggernaught     
Does that mean we can put a good offensive lineman in his place?

/emphasis on good
//the O line needs work
///the O in general needs work
////GBR!

11 Aug 2012 11:06 PM
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist    [TotalFark]  
IAmRight: You can tell who's old here by who got this headline.

You have no idea how difficult it is to Google for some random kid named Tyler Moore...

11 Aug 2012 11:31 PM
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dookdookdook    [TotalFark]  
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Best I can tell from psychotic Nebraska fans arguing on the internet is that it's a combination of something with his girlfriend and the coach is a total dick with a history of driving players away.

What?? St. Pelini, patron saint of F-bombing refs on live television is a total dick? Nowai!


Seriously though, anyone know how big a deal this really is? I'm a total fair-weather fan who can barely name the QB and annually gets his hopes up only to have them dashed by week 6, so if this means we're farked already this year, I'd rather know in advance.

11 Aug 2012 11:33 PM
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velvet_fog     
dookdookdook: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Best I can tell from psychotic Nebraska fans arguing on the internet is that it's a combination of something with his girlfriend and the coach is a total dick with a history of driving players away.

What?? St. Pelini, patron saint of F-bombing refs on live television is a total dick? Nowai!


Seriously though, anyone know how big a deal this really is? I'm a total fair-weather fan who can barely name the QB and annually gets his hopes up only to have them dashed by week 6, so if this means we're farked already this year, I'd rather know in advance.


aeryssports.com

And looking at Nebraska's schedule, I'm thinking they're an 8-4 or 9-3 team...maybe 10-2 if they can somehow avoid their annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent.

12 Aug 2012 12:03 AM
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clkeagle     
velvet_fog: And looking at Nebraska's schedule, I'm thinking they're an 8-4 or 9-3 team...maybe 10-2 if they can somehow avoid their annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent.

We do not have an annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent. Some years we do just fine at home but lose on the road to one vastly inferior opponent.

12 Aug 2012 12:33 AM
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huskers97     
dookdookdook:
What?? St. Pelini, patron saint of F-bombing refs on live television is a total dick? Nowai!


Most of the speculation that I've heard is on Barney Cotton being the douche in this situation, not Pelini.

Hope this kid comes back, he's got talent and we need all the talent we can get on offense...

12 Aug 2012 12:36 AM
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germ78     
It took me a couple of minutes, subby, you magnificent bastard.

/kept thinking it was a Lil Brudder reference
//mary

12 Aug 2012 12:59 AM
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AKTurkey     
clkeagle: velvet_fog: And looking at Nebraska's schedule, I'm thinking they're an 8-4 or 9-3 team...maybe 10-2 if they can somehow avoid their annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent.

We do not have an annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent. Some years we do just fine at home but lose on the road to one vastly inferior opponent.


Well,

kccollegegameday.com

12 Aug 2012 01:03 AM
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Diagonal     
bojon: I remember being his age...

I wish I could.

/really old

12 Aug 2012 01:04 AM
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dookdookdook    [TotalFark]  
clkeagle: We do not have an annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent. Some years we do just fine at home but lose on the road to one vastly inferior opponent.

Well, the last the years:

2009 - Iowa State
2010 - Texas
2011 - Northwestern

Callahan seems to have kept the truly embarrassing losses on the road, though.

12 Aug 2012 01:10 AM
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AKTurkey     
dookdookdook: clkeagle: We do not have an annual embarrassing home loss to a vastly inferior opponent. Some years we do just fine at home but lose on the road to one vastly inferior opponent.

Well, the last the years:

2009 - Iowa State
2010 - Texas
2011 - Northwestern

Callahan seems to have kept the truly embarrassing losses on the road, though.


This will be a problem this year. Michigan and Wisconsin destroyed Nebraska last year. This year, in Nebraska, the games will be closer, but Nebraska will still lose. Meanwhile, the huskers travel to Northwestern, Ohio State and Michigan State.

All 5 of these games will be loses. Maybe Nebraska finishes 7-5. A loss to Iowa in Iowa is also possible, it's entirely possible Nebraska finishes 6-6 and plays in the Little Caesar's bowl against Western Michigan.

12 Aug 2012 01:20 AM
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dookdookdook    [TotalFark]  
AKTurkey: All 5 of these games will be loses.

If an at-the-time 3-5 Northwestern team can beat an at-the-time 7-1 Nebraska team, we can upset Michigan.

/or does that kind of shiat only happen to us?

12 Aug 2012 01:35 AM
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AKTurkey     
dookdookdook: AKTurkey: All 5 of these games will be loses.

If an at-the-time 3-5 Northwestern team can beat an at-the-time 7-1 Nebraska team, we can upset Michigan.

/or does that kind of shiat only happen to us?


This is true. It's equally possible that Nebraska beats Iowa, Northwestern, Ohio State and possibly upsets Michigan or Wisconsin at home. After drubbing Michigan State last year, it's also possible they could do it again in East Lansing. Nebraska could go 11-1.

/as a Wolverine, this is not my ideal scenario

12 Aug 2012 01:56 AM
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Mark Ratner     
IAmRight: You can tell who's old here by who got this headline.

It has something to do with the Kardashians, right?

12 Aug 2012 03:06 AM
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zamboni     
Plus, he couldn't seem to shake the habit of enthusiastically tossing his helmet into the air and twirling.

The unsportsmanlike conduct penalties could've been real drive killers.

12 Aug 2012 08:11 AM
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ColTomParker     
Please tell me he tossed his helmet up into the wind as the credits ended.

12 Aug 2012 09:16 AM
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slyde     
Barney Cotton is (again) the problem.

Offensive line coach that isn't qualified to sell shoes at Sears.

Get rid of the tool.

12 Aug 2012 10:32 AM
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chuggernaught     
slyde: Barney Cotton is (again) the problem.

Offensive line coach that isn't qualified to sell shoes at Sears.

Get rid of the tool.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

12 Aug 2012 11:38 AM
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ScreamingHangover     
slyde: Barney Cotton is (again) the problem.

Offensive line coach that isn't qualified to sell shoes at Sears.



That's an insult to shoe salesmen.

saturdayblitz.com


Here's one that scored 4 touchdowns in one game

12 Aug 2012 03:47 PM
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Mad Canadian     
Can he turn the world on with just a smile?

/Not obscure...

12 Aug 2012 04:22 PM
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Naked Sunday     
chuggernaught: slyde: Barney Cotton is (again) the problem.

Offensive line coach that isn't qualified to sell shoes at Sears.

Get rid of the tool.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

12 Aug 2012 07:08 PM
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