I hope they were no knock warrants.

Oh, just fill them out when you are done.

if you want to make the system faster then start putting a bullet directly into the criminal's head as the way of declaring them guilty.

Does it still count as a Godwin if I say that I'm trying very hard not to Godwin this?

Why is the farker allowed to live?

It warms my heart that corruption at the highest levels is still no different from the schemes I pulled in high school.

R E V E N U E !

how much more farked does the average American have to be before the pitchforks come out?

Thisbymaster: if you want to make the system faster then start putting a bullet directly into the criminal's head as the way of declaring them guiltyinvestigating.

FTFY: Obviously if the guy was not doing anything wrong, he would have been under investigation which in his panicced criminal state, caused him to stumble in a threating manner and falling on a bullet that was innocently flying by.

Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

wingnut396: Thisbymaster: if you want to make the system faster then start putting a bullet directly into the criminal's head as the way of declaring them guiltyinvestigating.

FTFY: Obviously if the guy was not doing anything wrong, he would have been under investigation which in his panicced criminal state, caused him to stumble in a threating manner and falling on a bullet that was innocently flying by.

Like that suicidal guy who stabbed himself in the back, shot himself in the head, and then threw himself over a bridge.

wingnut396: Thisbymaster: if you want to make the system faster then start putting a bullet directly into the criminal's head as the way of declaring them guiltyinvestigating.

FTFY: Obviously if the guy was not doing anything wrong, he would have been under investigation which in his panicced criminal state, caused him to stumble in a threating manner and falling on a bullet that was innocently flying by.

Not to mention why was he being black on a Saturday night?

Melchett: Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead.
Blackadder: Oh woe ! Murdered of course.
Melchett: No, oddly enough no. They usually are but this one just got careless one night and signed his name on the wrong dotted line. They came for him while he slept.
Blackadder: He should have told them they had the wrong man.
Melchett: Oh he did, but you see they didn't, they had the right man and they had the form to prove it.

Ooooo! Did somebody write in Barrack Hussein Obama or Mitt Romney?

It could happen.

It would scare the Bejebus out of Mitt Romney. He'd think they'd found out what he definitely isn't trying hard to hide about Bain Capital, taxation and a certain Mormon Presdential Candidate.

Oh nothing could possibly go wrong here...this judge should be in jail.

if youre not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about.

Bondith: Melchett: Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead.
Blackadder: Oh woe ! Murdered of course.
Melchett: No, oddly enough no. They usually are but this one just got careless one night and signed his name on the wrong dotted line. They came for him while he slept.
Blackadder: He should have told them they had the wrong man.
Melchett: Oh he did, but you see they didn't, they had the right man and they had the form to prove it.


Frowns on your shenanigans

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It warms my heart that corruption at the highest levels is still no different from the schemes I pulled in high school.

What scares me is that I remember how stupid I was in high school when i did crap like this. I'd like to think that our justice system is smarter than I was when I was sixteen.

Sadly, I know better.

Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

elffster: how much more farked does the average American have to be before the pitchforks come out?

Meh, as long as taxes are zero and the government keeps us safe from the blacks/browns and teh gheys, "justice" is safe.

meh it's just Murray county. half the houses there have something illegal going on in them. whether it's illegal Mexicans or meth you're bound to have good odds.

Approves!

toraque

The Justice "system" is like a 12 year old that forgot his Adderall and is looking for the pencil he stuck behind his ear.

What, did they elect some judges from old Law and Order episodes?

Claire Kincaid: Your Honor, we would like to search this man's house for evidence related to the Thompson murder.
Judge at dinner double-fisting Jack and Cokes: What evidence do you have?
Claire: Detectives Briscoe and Curtis left him alone in a 95 degree interrogation room for 9 hours, then took turns whipping him with a wire coat hanger and got the suspect to admit that he'd once seen a gun in person.
Judge: OK, but you tell McCoy he better be right on this.

Harassing the innocent is even better than convicting the guilty.

Right?

Captain_Ballbeard: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

Well, see, obviously all of you were guilty. You were, after all BREAKING THE LAW, so after that, petty details of who was smoking what and which weed was in what baggies is totally irrelevant. You admit you were BREAKING THE LAW, right? RIGHT?!?

Just be glad they didn't opt for summary execution you FILTHY DOPE SMOKING CRIMINAL!

Captain_Ballbeard: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

" barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave." notsureifserious.jpg

Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Kumana Wanalaia: Harassing the innocent is even better than convicting the guilty.

Well, the innocent are only innocent because they haven't been convicted yet. So it's really just harassing the pre-guilty. Proactive justice if you will.

Aquapope: Well, the innocent are only innocent because they haven't been convicted yet. So it's really just harassing the pre-guilty. Proactive justice if you will.

willfullyobscure: Captain_Ballbeard: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

" barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave." notsureifserious.jpg

They had no warrant. No probable cause. Just because she tried to leave doesn't mean they automatically get to enter the house. But it doesn't matter what the Law says, these assholes in GA do what they want to prop up their pathetic little hillbilly counties with Justice and Corrections money, it's about the only industry in that county. Cops admitted in court that they were there over a noise complaint, which was bullshiat, and we told them through the door that we would keep it down (even though the closest neighbor was a half mile away). The owner of the house wasn't even there. They had been after my buddy's father for years, typical small GA county bullshiat.

And they didn't charge anybody except the son of the guy they had been after for making noise about crooked county road contracts. Go figure.

Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Of course - there's children of politician's, other cops, movie stars, rich white people - the list goes on and on.

xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Yeah, that happens all the time in GA, lol.

Too Pretty For Prison: Of course - there's children of politician's, other cops, movie stars, rich white people - the list goes on and on.

Bankers and CEOs.

Captain_Ballbeard: willfullyobscure: Captain_Ballbeard: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

" barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave." notsureifserious.jpg

They had no warrant. No probable cause. Just because she tried to leave doesn't mean they automatically get to enter the house. But it doesn't matter what the Law says, these assholes in GA do what they want to prop up their pathetic little hillbilly counties with Justice and Corrections money, it's about the only industry in that county. Cops admitted in court that they were there over a noise complaint, which was bullshiat, and we told them through the door that we would keep it down (even though the closest neighbor was a half mile away). The owner of the house wasn't even there. They had been after my buddy's father for years, typical small GA county bullshiat.

And they didn't charge anybody except the son of the guy they had been after for making noise about crooked county road contracts. Go figure.

Which county?

You needed a better lawyer...that's a classic Terry case and you wasted your shot arguing over the entry. sucks man but I fully understand why the judge got bored. some Fark LEO delurk to back me up on this one? kthx.

Captain_Ballbeard: Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

Heh, pot smokers are stupid.

elffster: how much more farked does the average American have to be before the pitchforks come out?

Four meals from anarchy.

Fluorescent Testicle: Bankers and CEOs.

On second thought, the "Bankers and CEOs/Rich white people" Venn diagram would be a perfect Japanese flag anyway.

Captain_Ballbeard: xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Yeah, that happens all the time in GA, lol.

I don't care about what goes on in your redneck hick state or what happened to you and your druggie friends. They asked a question and I answered it. Your (most likely made-up) anecdote isn't impressive.

Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Only if you don't pay them in advance. In cash. In small denominations.

TheGreatGazoo: Captain_Ballbeard: willfullyobscure: Captain_Ballbeard: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Not in GA. The cops explaining why is simply pro forma around here. I was a witness for a friend of mine who caught a drug charge, thanks to cops illegally entering his home - the cops claimed the door was open and they just walked in. During the hearing over a motion to suppress, ten of us showed up to testify that the door was not open and that the police were repeatedly told to get a warrant or leave. They barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave.

About halfway through, the judge started trimming his fingernails and reading papers on his bench, not even paying attention. Motion denied. There is no justice in this state.

And yeah, we were doing drugs, smoking that evil demon weed. We had two 1/4 bags between all of us. Cops ended up with over a dozen bags in evidence, claiming he was dealing, yet each baggie had a different amount and was a different kind of weed. His lawyer told him to just cop a plea and move on.

Court is nothing more than farking theater in GA.

Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.

" barged in when one girl panicked and tried to leave." notsureifserious.jpg

They had no warrant. No probable cause. Just because she tried to leave doesn't mean they automatically get to enter the house. But it doesn't matter what the Law says, these assholes in GA do what they want to prop up their pathetic little hillbilly counties with Justice and Corrections money, it's about the only industry in that county. Cops admitted in court that they were there over a noise complaint, which was bullshiat, and we told them through the door that we would keep it down (even though the closest neighbor was a half mile away). The owner of the house wasn't even there. They had been after my buddy's father for years, typical small GA county bullshiat.

And they didn't charge anybody except the son of the guy they had been after for making noise ...

Pickens

xl5150: Captain_Ballbeard: xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Yeah, that happens all the time in GA, lol.

I don't care about what goes on in your redneck hick state or what happened to you and your druggie friends. They asked a question and I answered it. Your (most likely made-up) anecdote isn't impressive.

So I'm not the only one that thought it was made up and/or missing all of the relevant details...

xl5150: Captain_Ballbeard: xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Yeah, that happens all the time in GA, lol.

I don't care about what goes on in your redneck hick state or what happened to you and your druggie friends. They asked a question and I answered it. Your (most likely made-up) anecdote isn't impressive.

I'd be upset, except I give retarded people, like USC fans, the benefit of the doubt.

kertus: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Only if you don't pay them in advance. In cash. In small denominations.

I can't imagine why a cop would take time to write up a warrant application that would be denied.

Silly Jesus: xl5150: Captain_Ballbeard: xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Yeah, that happens all the time in GA, lol.

I don't care about what goes on in your redneck hick state or what happened to you and your druggie friends. They asked a question and I answered it. Your (most likely made-up) anecdote isn't impressive.

So I'm not the only one that thought it was made up and/or missing all of the relevant details...

I can't prove a negative.

The criminal justice system in rural Georgia is a model of Constitutional Law. You win.

Whatever...its not like they don't practically rubber-stamp them as it is.


I'd like to know the percentage of warrants that are denied, much less read completely by an actual judge.

This is like giving a giving someone addicted to pain pills a blank prescription tablet.

xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

yeah but not many around here can get a good lawyer,especially to afford an appeal. .

Captain_Ballbeard: Silly Jesus: xl5150: Captain_Ballbeard: xl5150: Mugato: Do judges ever actually deny a warrant?

Yes, because they know that if it's a bad warrant a good lawyer can argue it on a higher level and get it thrown out. Having that happen can be pretty damaging to your reputation.

Yeah, that happens all the time in GA, lol.

I don't care about what goes on in your redneck hick state or what happened to you and your druggie friends. They asked a question and I answered it. Your (most likely made-up) anecdote isn't impressive.

So I'm not the only one that thought it was made up and/or missing all of the relevant details...

I can't prove a negative.

The criminal justice system in rural Georgia is a model of Constitutional Law. You win.

Ooh, what's my prize?

Hey, maybe the police were indeed after the huge windfall of cash from that epic pot bust, after salaries and other expenses are paid they'd probably have enough left over to buy some new pencils or something. Definitely a motivating factor in an illegal bust motivated by the father of some random kid who doesn't like a local project etc.

/it just didn't sound very realistic to me
//war on drugs is dumb
///even dumber is all farkers thinking that the sole motivation for leo's is some huge windfall of cash for everything from a tag light out to a tiny bag of weed to a dui.
////on fark, all teachers fark their students and all cops are corrupt...