Funny subby.

Danielle, 27, married for ten years to the father of her kids, called the Stoke-based Advantis firm to discuss paying off £350 owed on a loan..

She's not destitute, SHE called the loan company, and it doesn't sound like she's getting any of that legendary UK public assistance, so she's got a leg to stand on. Maybe they just hit a rough patch and can't pay off the loan.

"cute" must now mean "disgusting pig"

Danielle, 27, married for ten years to the father of her kids

Has anyone told the husband that he's probably not the father of at least two of those kids?

NewportBarGuy: Danielle, 27, married for ten years to the father of her kids

Has anyone told the husband that he's probably not the father of at least two of those kids?

You think there's more than one guy who would do her?

Cute? Is Subby drunk, or just working with a 15" monitor with a messed up screen ratio?

Lsherm: Funny subby.

Danielle, 27, married for ten years to the father of her kids, called the Stoke-based Advantis firm to discuss paying off £350 owed on a loan..

She's not destitute, SHE called the loan company, and it doesn't sound like she's getting any of that legendary UK public assistance, so she's got a leg to stand on fat ass to sit on. Maybe they just hit a rough patch and can't pay off the loan.

Seriously, have you this woman and her crotchfruit?

/"crotchfruit" is in my autocorrect

I count four ethnicities.

Die subby

Will Code Pink be sending a photo of her vagina to the Republican Convention?

SHUT YOUR FILTHY CLAM

The guy on the phone is right.....

Farkin_Crazy: Cute? Is Subby drunk, or just working with a 15" monitor with a messed up screen ratio?

No they're all trying to be funny now. Anytime you see cute, hot, or smokin' it means bring out the eye bleach.

I'm pretty sure at least one of those kids has is half Native American... Is that even possible?

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Seriously, have you this woman and her crotchfruit?

At no point in my attempt to substitute different words for crotchfruit does this question make any sense.

Just calling it like I see it.

Dude, humanity has been in overpopulation since like the 1950s, whether she's married to the father or not has nothing to do with her needing to keep her legs shut (or, you know, use birth control). Having five kids in the 90s/2000s makes you a sexually irresponsible jackass, period, end of story.

the_chief: I count four ethnicities.

you'd be surprised how that sort of genetics comes out sometimes. i've seen mixed black/white couples that occasionally have one kid lily-white or ace-of-spades-black come out. hell, seen families where said lily white happens then next generation boom you have a kid who gets pulled over for having tinted windows on his tricycle.

mendelian crapshoot like woah.

At least she isn't wearing 2lbs of make up and sporting the oompa loompa look.

buttery_shame_cave: the_chief: I count four ethnicities.

you'd be surprised how that sort of genetics comes out sometimes. i've seen mixed black/white couples that occasionally have one kid lily-white or ace-of-spades-black come out. hell, seen families where said lily white happens then next generation boom you have a kid who gets pulled over for having tinted windows on his tricycle.

mendelian crapshoot like woah.

Ace of spades black? Nice, dude.

I maybe wrong, but perhaps she shouldn't drink while pregnant either. Those kids look like they dipped into fetal alcohol syndrome. It may just be an unfortunate combination of genes, but I'm thinking alcohol is the horse and not the zebra in this instance.

I found a better picture of her.

buttery_shame_cave:
you'd be surprised how that sort of genetics comes out sometimes.

Mine always looks the same, although the volume can vary.

Ya I gotta agree with the call centre agent here. I'm not opposed to children, though I've none myself. However we have plenty of humans, so how about keeping it to just two per couple. If you want to have more, make sure you can support them financially first. If you can't no shame in that, but don't have them.

It turns out we do know what causes children and there are plenty of cheap over the counter products to prevent it.

The rhythm method... how does it work?

Damn you, subby; damn you to hell! I came here expecting inappropriate beaver and instead got suburban piggy.

The Indian chaiwallahs are much more polite than the local call center techs.

buttery_shame_cave: the_chief: I count four ethnicities.

you'd be surprised how that sort of genetics comes out sometimes. i've seen mixed black/white couples that occasionally have one kid lily-white or ace-of-spades-black come out. hell, seen families where said lily white happens then next generation boom you have a kid who gets pulled over for having tinted windows on his tricycle.

Sure, it's the genetics of infidelity ...

Genetics can come up with some recessive combos, but the more likely explanation (i.e. at least a different race grandparent or two) for any major discrepancy is cheating.

At this point, the society in Brave New World is looking less like a cautionary tale, and more like a true utopia.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: buttery_shame_cave: the_chief: I count four ethnicities.

you'd be surprised how that sort of genetics comes out sometimes. i've seen mixed black/white couples that occasionally have one kid lily-white or ace-of-spades-black come out. hell, seen families where said lily white happens then next generation boom you have a kid who gets pulled over for having tinted windows on his tricycle.

mendelian crapshoot like woah.

Ace of spades black? Nice, dude.

I would've said "Wesley Snipes black" myself.

jodaveki: The rhythm method... how does it work?

My ObGyn cousin tells me that the official medical term for women that use the rhythm method is "mommy".

//Medical personnel apparently have a surprisingly low threshold for your stupid, they just keep it to themselves well and don't name names.

jabelar: buttery_shame_cave: the_chief: I count four ethnicities.

you'd be surprised how that sort of genetics comes out sometimes. i've seen mixed black/white couples that occasionally have one kid lily-white or ace-of-spades-black come out. hell, seen families where said lily white happens then next generation boom you have a kid who gets pulled over for having tinted windows on his tricycle.

Sure, it's the genetics of infidelity ...

Genetics can come up with some recessive combos, but the more likely explanation (i.e.unless there is at least a different race grandparent or two) for any major discrepancy is cheating.

correction in bold above

jodaveki: The rhythm method... how does it work?


Apparently it goes boomboomboom when she drinks.

good one subs

"Cute..."

Subby, I don't think this word means what you think it means.

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I found a better picture of her.

Did anyone ever question how Lucas was able to put Orcs in a farking sci-fi movie and it just didn't faze anyone?

Good advice. There are 7 billion of us now. Any couple that has more than 2 children is stealing my oxygen.

Knock it off, both of you.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm pretty sure at least one of those kids has is half Native American... Is that even possible?

Why wouldn't it be? Do we not allow them out of the country, or does England not allow them in?

But I think the kid looks Indian, not Native American.

subby is a complete dipshiat. why do the admins continuously allow this oh-so-clever and never been used before, extremely fresh and funny type of headline 'style' to persist?

Cute 27-year-old mum FURIOUS HUNGRY after being told to "keep her legs shut" (w/pic)

there. fixed.

Not impressed:

Krieghund: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm pretty sure at least one of those kids has is half Native American... Is that even possible?

Why wouldn't it be? Do we not allow them out of the country, or does England not allow them in?

But I think the kid looks Indian, not Native American.

I don't think we're talking about the same kid.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm pretty sure at least one of those kids has is half Native American... Is that even possible?

Dunno. Let's ask her masseur, John Redcorn.



//Yeah, it's the UK, but I'd say she's the equivalent of the type.

Lsherm: She's not destitute, SHE called the loan company, and it doesn't sound like she's getting any of that legendary UK public assistance, so she's got a leg to stand on. Maybe they just hit a rough patch and can't pay off the loan.

350 pounds = $548.55 US

They offered to take 30% ($164.56)

If you have five kids, and can't pay off a $165 debt, maybe it's time to keep your legs shut :P

"Fury ... Danielle Mangar & four of her kids sluts in training"

NewportBarGuy: Danielle, 27, married for ten years to the father of her kids

Has anyone told the husband that he's probably not the father of at least two of those kids?

I was thinking the same thing...all 5 of them could have different fathers.

sometimes recessive genes come out to play. never knows who's in the woodpile. damn big heads on those kids, though. damn big.

NewportBarGuy: Has anyone told the husband that he's probably not the father of at least two of those kids?

Oh look. A headline with a link to an English tabloid with the word "cute" in it.

Can we at least try to be a little original?

Please?

NewportBarGuy: Danielle, 27, married for ten years to the father of her kids

Has anyone told the husband that he's probably not the father of at least two of those kids?

calbert: subby is a complete dipshiat. why do the admins continuously allow this oh-so-clever and never been used before, extremely fresh and funny type of headline 'style' to persist?

Because the more you fall for it, the funnier it gets.

lordargent: Lsherm: She's not destitute, SHE called the loan company, and it doesn't sound like she's getting any of that legendary UK public assistance, so she's got a leg to stand on. Maybe they just hit a rough patch and can't pay off the loan.

350 pounds = $548.55 US

They offered to take 30% ($164.56)

If you have five kids, and can't pay off a $165 debt, maybe it's time to keep your legs shut :P

I've had a couple of times when I couldn't pay a $165 debt, but the worst of those times were when I'd been laid off for four months and my truck had been stolen right as I was laid off and I had liability-only coverage, and unemployment insurance payments (which everyone here does pay while they're employed, so don't be too proud to use those benefits for the short term) were capped at a low enough amount that they basically paid just my rent and utilities, and my parents spotted me for food and ultimately loaned me a vehicle until I found work.

But I was single and had no children, and didn't engage in the kinds of behavior that could lead to children. Had I had children I would have maintained more savings to begin with.

I don't care what religions say, children are a burden and a lot of the suffering that children experience is directly attributable to their parents' reproductive choices. Having kids that they can't afford, whether one or many, is always a problem, and while it may not be the child's fault that they were conceived, no one born with a hungry mouth is truly innocent. If there's any veracity in the concept of original sin, it's not the sexual part, it's the necessary resources and competition for them.

See, my advice woudl have been an observation that nobody ever got pregnant from swallowing and let her make her own decisions and leave me the fark alone.

TWX: But I was single and had no children, ... I don't care what religions say, children are a burden

Yeah, that's just what's on my mind.

Two adults with five children without $165 extra to pay off a debt.

But somehow, she has the free time to do newspaper interviews.

// does she even work? she posts to twitter a lot.