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   Woman delays her arrest by faking pregnancy complications, then escapes from the hospital. Does she A) Go on the lam B) Go back home C) Head over to a nearby McDonalds

12 Aug 2012 09:35 AM   |   4050 clicks   |   RamblingBeachCat.com
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Mega Steve     
Pregnancy gives women weird cravings. Film at 11

12 Aug 2012 09:38 AM
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Kibbler     
She figured, if I eat Micky D's now, prison food won't seem so bad.

Or might have been the whole ok-I-was-faking-pregnancy-but-the-gast rointestinal-disease-thing-is-re al angle.

12 Aug 2012 09:43 AM
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actionsaurus     
She looks high as fark

12 Aug 2012 09:50 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
if i eat McDonalds maybe i'll LOOK pregnant at least??

12 Aug 2012 09:52 AM
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havaham     
McRib is back baby!

12 Aug 2012 09:58 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
havaham: McRib is back baby!

no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy

12 Aug 2012 09:59 AM
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phamwaa     
I'm lovin' it.

12 Aug 2012 10:00 AM
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Tyranicle     
I didn't read the article but I'm asuming she went to McDonalds.

12 Aug 2012 10:01 AM
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Tyranicle     
Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.

12 Aug 2012 10:14 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Tyranicle: Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.

why don't you go and kill yourself

12 Aug 2012 10:20 AM
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6655321     
One of her charges is : 4511-19A1E - OVI WITH URINE



Info obtained from the Hamilton County Ohio website.

12 Aug 2012 10:22 AM
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robbrie     
meth or oxy?

12 Aug 2012 10:34 AM
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remus    [TotalFark]  
Mom, why is there a Big Mac wrapper in my baby book?

12 Aug 2012 10:34 AM
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Abox     
I was sure she'd be black.

12 Aug 2012 10:51 AM
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bel4sucks     
Jon iz teh kewl: no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy

Jon iz teh kewl: why don't you go and kill yourself

RAWR a bunch of farkers woke up with their taints twisted from a hangover this morning.

12 Aug 2012 10:54 AM
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capitafun     
Oxy.

12 Aug 2012 10:54 AM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
robbrie: meth or oxy?

Bath salts.

12 Aug 2012 11:00 AM
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biggusJmanus     
bel4sucks: Jon iz teh kewl: no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy

Jon iz teh kewl: why don't you go and kill yourself

RAWR a bunch of farkers woke up with their taints twisted from a hangover this morning.


He's always a cranky-poo.

BTW, I had no idea so I looked it up, 4511-19A1E - OVI WITH URINE is just drunk driving.

12 Aug 2012 11:02 AM
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MAYORBOB     
Dayyam. I was reading the story and, after reading the woman's name and what she did, I leapt to the conclusion that she's black.

i0.kym-cdn.com

Then I saw her mug shot.

Well, she probably acts and talks all black and whatnot.

12 Aug 2012 11:12 AM
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Somaticasual    [TotalFark]  
Sheesh. Pregnant women eat the craziest things..

12 Aug 2012 12:02 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
bel4sucks: Jon iz teh kewl: no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy

Jon iz teh kewl: why don't you go and kill yourself

RAWR a bunch of farkers woke up with their taints twisted from a hangover this morning.


RAWR is RIGHT.

userserve-ak.last.fm

12 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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Nem Wan     
Is she supposed to want to be arrested?

12 Aug 2012 12:49 PM
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Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
In her mug shot, is that a lip piercing or a really sparkly herpes sore?

12 Aug 2012 03:20 PM
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Capt_Fodder     
Yes I said to put pickles on that McFlurry, biatch - I'M ALREADY GETTING ARRESTED DON'T FARKIN' PUSH ME

12 Aug 2012 04:26 PM
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FrancoFile     
Nickster79: In her mug shot, is that a lip piercing or a really sparkly herpes sore?

Doesn't matter. Either one is the equivalent to a snake's rattle or the bright colors of a fish: Mother Nature saying "stay away"

12 Aug 2012 05:19 PM
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Tyranicle     
Jon iz teh kewl: Tyranicle: Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.

why don't you go and kill yourself


Not during 'Shark Week'.

12 Aug 2012 09:32 PM
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