| Monitor lizards making their way to market in violation of Wildlife Act. Something needs to be done about this reptile dysfunction |
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| St_Francis_P Lounge lizards still on the Least Concern list. |
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| 6655321
Smiling Bob is upset. |
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| Tranquil Hegemony
Who will monitor the monitor lizards? |
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LordOfThePings
![]() Keyboard and monitor lizard |
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| Matthew Keene
Is there anything the third world will not eat? |
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| Enormous-Schwanstucker
Tranquil Hegemony: Who will monitor the monitor lizards? Meant to say this, came for this anyway, leaving satisfied. I will add this though; Do they have Merrimack Lizards? |
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| eyeq360
I blame the Geico gecko. He's getting rid of the competition for the car insurance mascot market. |
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| Jon iz teh kewl
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| Jon iz teh kewl
Jon iz teh kewl: Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat? spinach, corn. mcdonalds africa |
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| TheGreenMonkey Reptile dysfunction is a huge issue. Research must be performed to determine the root causes of this devastating problem. For many their small minds will be opposed to any kind of hard effort towards eliminating this headache. It will take effort and concentration but we can push through the tight barriers imposed and all will benefit from the eventual climax. |
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| NutWrench Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat? Toasted snail penises. Candied moose balls. Deep dish Yak dick. |
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| phaseolus
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| Jon iz teh kewl
i started to monitor these lizards, but now i'm in violation of a Wildlife Act?? but you told ME to MONITOR THEM!!! |
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| Jon iz teh kewl
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| kettir
they need to start rumors and urban legends that eating monitor lizards makes your Weiner fall off. |
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| Mega Steve
There is also a myth that consumption of the meat increases sexual urge! So the weirder and more endangered the animal, the greater the effect? |
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rnatalie ![]() This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do. |
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| Tyranicle
Monitor lizards are lizards. Amphibious by birth, cold blooded till death. They are there. Monitoring. \sorry |
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| Jon iz teh kewl
Mega Steve: There is also a myth that consumption of the meat increases sexual urge! So the weirder and more endangered the animal, the greater the effect? i think it mainly has to do with the ingestion of saturated fats?? |
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| Dear Jerk
Somebody needs to... pitch pitch pitch a resolution. |
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| TWX
rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x267] This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do. Okay, I tried to find that but failed... Is that a Godfather quote, or a The Freshman quote? |
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| Buffet
I had to look it up to find that the Lilliputians lived in India. Can't anyone put a stop to the antics of all these outta control heathen foreigners? Make 'em all dress right and speak English, I say! |
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| bookman
Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat? They are actually quite tasty. Had some a couple of years ago in Singapore. /Well, it COULD have been monkey meat. //Tastes like chicken. |
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| browser_snake
I'd like to get one, but I'm waiting for a 30 inch monitor. |
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| rnatalie Freshman, at the end in response to the the "So this was all a scam" line. |
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| Cyno01 Its harder to find a picture of a lizard on a computer screen thats not from the same stupid stock photo set than i thought. So heres some geckos farking. |
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| wambu We need mandatory prison sentences for monitor lizards who violate our laws. /problem solved |
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| Isildur
It's a rough job tackling a problem of this scale. |
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| FrancoFile
rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x267] This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do. Clark Kellogg approves. /highly underappreciated movie. |
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| Oldiron_79
LordOfThePings: [hamptonroads.com image 450x338] Keyboard and monitor lizard Beardies are agamids, not monitors. |
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| LordOfThePings
Oldiron_79: Beardies are agamids, not monitors. And they don't really have beards, what's your point? |
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| Jon iz teh kewl
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| Jon iz teh kewl
i mean merr iMac |
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