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   Monitor lizards making their way to market in violation of Wildlife Act. Something needs to be done about this reptile dysfunction

12 Aug 2012 08:51 AM   |   2417 clicks   |   The Hindu
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
Lounge lizards still on the Least Concern list.

12 Aug 2012 08:09 AM
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6655321     
Smiling Bob is upset.
onemansblog.com

12 Aug 2012 08:58 AM
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Tranquil Hegemony     
Who will monitor the monitor lizards?

12 Aug 2012 09:00 AM
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LordOfThePings     
hamptonroads.com

Keyboard and monitor lizard

12 Aug 2012 09:03 AM
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Matthew Keene     
Is there anything the third world will not eat?

12 Aug 2012 09:03 AM
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Enormous-Schwanstucker     
Tranquil Hegemony: Who will monitor the monitor lizards?

Meant to say this, came for this anyway, leaving satisfied.

I will add this though; Do they have Merrimack Lizards?

12 Aug 2012 09:06 AM
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eyeq360     
I blame the Geico gecko. He's getting rid of the competition for the car insurance mascot market.

12 Aug 2012 09:16 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

spinach, corn.



mcdonalds africa

12 Aug 2012 09:24 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Jon iz teh kewl: Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

spinach, corn.



mcdonalds africa


cache.jezebel.com

12 Aug 2012 09:25 AM
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TheGreenMonkey    [TotalFark]  
Reptile dysfunction is a huge issue. Research must be performed to determine the root causes of this devastating problem. For many their small minds will be opposed to any kind of hard effort towards eliminating this headache. It will take effort and concentration but we can push through the tight barriers imposed and all will benefit from the eventual climax.

12 Aug 2012 09:27 AM
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NutWrench    [TotalFark]  
Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

Toasted snail penises.
Candied moose balls.
Deep dish Yak dick.

12 Aug 2012 09:33 AM
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phaseolus     
Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

Peanut butter, in some places.

12 Aug 2012 09:34 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
i started to monitor these lizards, but now i'm in violation of a Wildlife Act?? but you told ME to MONITOR THEM!!!

12 Aug 2012 09:36 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
upload.wikimedia.org

12 Aug 2012 09:36 AM
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kettir     
they need to start rumors and urban legends that eating monitor lizards makes your Weiner fall off.

12 Aug 2012 09:43 AM
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Mega Steve    [TotalFark]  
There is also a myth that consumption of the meat increases sexual urge!

So the weirder and more endangered the animal, the greater the effect?

12 Aug 2012 09:44 AM
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rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
4.bp.blogspot.com

This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do.

12 Aug 2012 09:48 AM
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Tyranicle     
Monitor lizards are lizards. Amphibious by birth, cold blooded till death. They are there. Monitoring.

\sorry

12 Aug 2012 09:49 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Mega Steve: There is also a myth that consumption of the meat increases sexual urge!

So the weirder and more endangered the animal, the greater the effect?


i think it mainly has to do with the ingestion of saturated fats??

12 Aug 2012 09:53 AM
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Dear Jerk     
Somebody needs to... pitch pitch pitch a resolution.

12 Aug 2012 10:06 AM
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TWX     
rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x267]

This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do.


Okay, I tried to find that but failed... Is that a Godfather quote, or a The Freshman quote?

12 Aug 2012 10:45 AM
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Buffet     
I had to look it up to find that the Lilliputians lived in India. Can't anyone put a stop to the antics of all these outta control heathen foreigners? Make 'em all dress right and speak English, I say!

12 Aug 2012 11:04 AM
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bookman     
Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

They are actually quite tasty. Had some a couple of years ago in Singapore.

/Well, it COULD have been monkey meat.
//Tastes like chicken.

12 Aug 2012 11:04 AM
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browser_snake     
I'd like to get one, but I'm waiting for a 30 inch monitor.

12 Aug 2012 11:11 AM
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rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
Freshman, at the end in response to the the "So this was all a scam" line.

12 Aug 2012 11:44 AM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Its harder to find a picture of a lizard on a computer screen thats not from the same stupid stock photo set than i thought.

So heres some geckos farking.

cindylane.com.au

12 Aug 2012 11:58 AM
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wambu    [TotalFark]  
We need mandatory prison sentences for monitor lizards who violate our laws.

/problem solved

12 Aug 2012 01:00 PM
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pxlboy    [TotalFark]  
www.marunde-muscle.com

12 Aug 2012 01:27 PM
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Isildur     
It's a rough job tackling a problem of this scale.

12 Aug 2012 03:15 PM
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FrancoFile     
rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x267]

This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do.


Clark Kellogg approves.

/highly underappreciated movie.

12 Aug 2012 05:05 PM
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Oldiron_79     
LordOfThePings: [hamptonroads.com image 450x338]

Keyboard and monitor lizard


Beardies are agamids, not monitors.

12 Aug 2012 06:17 PM
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LordOfThePings     
Oldiron_79: Beardies are agamids, not monitors.

And they don't really have beards, what's your point?

13 Aug 2012 01:46 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
pxlboy: [www.marunde-muscle.com image 800x600]

where's the Merrimack?

www.history.navy.mil

13 Aug 2012 07:54 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
i mean merr iMac

zapp2.staticworld.net

13 Aug 2012 07:54 AM
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