"Honestly, I didn't Do It! How Public Perception Has Screwed Me Over."

Sandusky is starting a singing career, doing a cover of the Village People hit "Y-M-C-A" entitled
"P-M-I-T-A"

Sandusky's List
FBI Girl
Mondo Toothless
Glen or Glenda- Who Am I Tonight, Bubba?

Fifty Sprays in Prey

Jerry Cop-a-Feel.

Crouching Man-Beaver, Hidden Corndog

Hot Route, Hot Route!!

tight fit: the life of Jerry Sandusky

How I Learned the REAL Meaning of How its Better to Give than to Receive.- An Introspective By Jerry Sandusky

Mason & Dicks, Son

The Plot Against America's Team

(The Diamond Age)/4

There's a Tickle Monster at the End of This Book

Dream of the Red Chambers

The Phantom Pole Booth

Human Filth: The Jerry Sandusky Story

Should be a parody of a children's book, to appeal to the target audience.

The Receiving Tree

Hello Moon

Cloudy With A Chance Of Manballs

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Lay

Harold And The Purple Hardon

If You Give A Mouse Some Nookie

Bicurious George

The Little Engine That Could Keep His Mouth Shut

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

"In In The Shower"

"Everything You Wanted To Know About Ass-Farking Underage Boys But Were Afraid To Ask"

"What Comes Around Reaches Around"

"So That's How It Feels, My Life In Prison"

"Whitey's Tighty, Left 'Em Looser"

"Blood, Jizz, and Tears, The Drips From My Young Boys"

"Hey Diddle Diddle: The Tale of Penn State's 2nd Fiddle"

Rabbit, Run

Tales of a Fourth Grade Lover

Brothers in Arms

About a Dozen Boys

The Old Man and the C Student

"Touched 2: Electric Boogaloo"

"How to instantly make your penis appear larger1"

Touched ... Again And Again.

"Misunderstood"

stuhayes2010: dittybopper: "If I did them"?

My thoughts exactly.

Bingo. Came to post this. Ditty beat me to it.

Learn Pennsylvania Corruption for Fun and Profit

"Jerry Sandusky's Coaching Guide, Volume I: Training a Tight End"

"The Virtues of Sandusky, Volume 1: It's Better to Give than to Receive"

/more volumes to follow
//he's got lots of time on his hands

But They Said They Loved Me

"Touched 2: Electric Boogaloo"

Jerry and the Pliant Peach

My Litte Tony: Penn State is Magic

Les 120 journees de sodom, ou l'ecole du futbol

Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What

Kafka on the Shower

"in the pocket"

/came for all the witty reparte, leaving VERY satisfied with my fellow farkers writings

NetOwl: Les 120 journees de sodom, ou l'ecole du futbol

The rest of y'all are gonna have to work pretty hard to top that.

"Just Don't Take Away my Football."

Funniest.
Thread.
Ever.

Pennetration State

Pennis State

Penis

Savage Belief: IlGreven: "I Did It. Can You Stop Punishing Everyone Else Now?"

So are you saying that those that were complicity in these crimes shouldn't also be punished?

Actually, a lot of rational people have been begging for it. But the vast majority of Farkers only have eyes for shutting down the football program, and completely ignore the actual crimes and perpetrators - not to mention the victims.

It's Getting Dusky in Here

Carousel Beast: Savage Belief: IlGreven: "I Did It. Can You Stop Punishing Everyone Else Now?"

So are you saying that those that were complicity in these crimes shouldn't also be punished?

Actually, a lot of rational people have been begging for it. But the vast majority of Farkers only have eyes for shutting down the football program, and completely ignore the actual crimes and perpetrators - not to mention the victims.

What an absurd fantasy.

StRalphTheLiar: Stay On Target: The Consequences of Getting a Little Behind at Work

I lol'd heartily.

/ thread is full of win.

JoePa Shrugged

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the F'ing Kids."

Portrait of the Artist Doing a Young Boy

The Gropes of Wrath

The Lions, the Snitch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

A Wrinkle in Tom

Phallus in Wonderland

mister aj: "Hysteria: How mob rule destroys lives and institutions"

Of course. Let's not forget who the real victims are in this. Now, here's the doll - show us where the bad NCAA touched you.

Vinaigre: JoePa Shrugged

Oh, that's a nice one.

This thread delivers.

Should have voting enabled. Those first two would be my tops.

wax66: This thread delivers.

Should have voting enabled. Those first two would be my tops.

You can vote for funny and smart comments in all threads. Just do that.

wax66: This thread delivers.

Should have voting enabled. Those first two would be my tops.

Voting is enabled in every thread. Ever notice those two buttons marked "Smart" and "Funny"?

Tight Ends for Dummies

IlGreven: "I Did It. Can You Stop Punishing Everyone Else Now?"

mister aj: "Hysteria: How mob rule destroys lives and institutions"

Wondered how long it would take the subhumans to show up.

"Why am I still breathing?"

How to Cultivate Tight Ends

NetOwl: Phallus in Wonderland


Grammy-nominated.

Role reversal

50 shades of Gay?