That cricket was after the penis. First it tried to get in thru his fly, then they cut away, and when we saw him next he was trying to undo the guy's belt.

Maybe he had a guilty conscience

What I was hoping for:

This video could have totally been taken to the stratosphere if he flipped out, started screaming and slapping himself to get it off.

Off of his pants, not "get it off" like a farking entophile.

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What a wicked googly!

That was a roach.

You cant fool me scumbag TV station.

pbjrfym: That was a roach.
That's what it looks like to me.

Wow, that was the most boring traffic report I've ever seen. Was he just rambling to kill time or is that a normal thing? He could have told us about all of those accidents in about 15 seconds instead of a minute and a half.

Roach, It was a Fox station!

Meh. I was expecting something like this

I yelled and yelled and yelled at the screen but he still didn't brush off that cricket.

whatshisname: Meh. I was expecting something like this

Hmmm...both happened in Dallas.

Hector Remarkable: I yelled and yelled and yelled at the screen but he still didn't brush off that cricket.

'Cause he's a soccer fan you big dummy!

needed more:

zixr: pbjrfym: That was a roach.
That's what it looks like to me.

Or worse a palmetto bug (flying roach)

Chip Wagonner? For realz? Does he also do the weather?

Old And Busted:

Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Weatherman Name Hotness:

Johnny Mountain
Dallas Raines
Larry Sprinkle
Amy Freeze
Sunny Haus
Casanova Nurse
Stormy Rottman
Topper Shutt
Flip Spiceland
Ken Weathers

and FTW...

Storm E. Field

/and yes, every one of those is legit.

Does it come sometime after the traffic report?

Zombalupagus: Flip Spiceland

Zombalupagus:
Weatherman Name Hotness:

Johnny Mountain
Dallas Raines
Larry Sprinkle
Amy Freeze
Sunny Haus
Casanova Nurse
Stormy Rottman
Topper Shutt
Flip Spiceland
Ken Weathers

and FTW...

Storm E. Field

/and yes, every one of those is legit.
~
I was about to accuse you of being drunk. And being an unfunny drunk at that.

That is just crazy, even if they're not real birthnames.

// not from America

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