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16 Aug 2012 04:50 PM   |   9767 clicks   |   LiveLeak
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Endive Wombat    [TotalFark]  
There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.

16 Aug 2012 01:53 PM
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Elzar     
2nd round of cinnamon rolls? I think this woman's main problem is she's too fat.

/ fatness should be a bannable offense

16 Aug 2012 02:03 PM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
She looks like maybe a few years away from the Cinnabon counter might help her out.

16 Aug 2012 02:23 PM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.


This. It doesn't seem the police wouldn't be able to ban her from the mall without an actual complaint from the mall

16 Aug 2012 02:54 PM
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UberDave    [TotalFark]  
Ahh...Deerbrook mall. It services a good portion of the NE Houston redneckery. And an Humble area cop being a douche? Say it isn't so...


On another note, how in the hell do you eat two Cinnabons in a day?! I often think about taking those damn things into the high-altitude back-country because of their massive caloric content.

16 Aug 2012 03:01 PM
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Endive Wombat    [TotalFark]  
ArkAngel: Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.

This. It doesn't seem the police wouldn't be able to ban her from the mall without an actual complaint from the mall


Yeah...I am sure it is more like she was being loud, a rent-a-cop axed her to quiet down, she lost her shiat, cops came over, she called them "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, then the cops and rent-a-cops gave her a bullshiat piece of paper "banning her from the mall" just to fark with her after she threw attitude at them.

16 Aug 2012 03:03 PM
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
Banned from the mall for 10 years for "failure to ID".

Outrage at mall cops and police... oh wait it was a black lady. Nevermind. I'm sure they acted reasonably.

16 Aug 2012 03:36 PM
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notmtwain    [TotalFark]  
That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.

16 Aug 2012 03:52 PM
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.


Nonsense, I'm sure the ban was upheld as the police were acting reasonably and responsibly.
In addition to saying things like "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, she probably also shat out a kid, made the Black Power fist, tried to cash a welfare check and then fraudulently voted for Obama.

16 Aug 2012 03:55 PM
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Calmamity    [TotalFark]  
I think it's time for a nice relaxing cup of tea or a juice box or something, tallguywithglasseson.

16 Aug 2012 04:44 PM
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
Calmamity: I think it's time for a nice relaxing cup of tea or a juice box or something, tallguywithglasseson.

Just tellin it like it is.

//calmer than you are

16 Aug 2012 04:50 PM
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Atomic Spunk     
tallguywithglasseson: notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.

Nonsense, I'm sure the ban was upheld as the police were acting reasonably and responsibly.
In addition to saying things like "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, she probably also shat out a kid, made the Black Power fist, tried to cash a welfare check and then fraudulently voted for Obama.


In addition to that, I suspect she did the side-to-side head motion while loudly exclaiming "Oh no you di'int!".

16 Aug 2012 04:58 PM
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HI-FYE     
I see the KKK members got the thread early.

16 Aug 2012 04:59 PM
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
Atomic Spunk: In addition to that, I suspect she did the side-to-side head motion while loudly exclaiming "Oh no you di'int!".

Careful with that tongue in your cheek, someone might offer you a juice box.

16 Aug 2012 05:04 PM
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BumpInTheNight     
tallguywithglasseson: Atomic Spunk: In addition to that, I suspect she did the side-to-side head motion while loudly exclaiming "Oh no you di'int!".

Careful with that tongue in your cheek, someone might offer you a juice box.


Wouldn't that be a drink box?

16 Aug 2012 05:17 PM
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spesimen     
UberDave:
On another note, how in the hell do you eat two Cinnabons in a day?! I often think about taking those damn things into the high-altitude back-country because of their massive caloric content.


i was curious so i looked it up
Cinnabon Classic
880 calories (320 from fat)
36g of fat (55% rda)
17g saturated fat (85% rda)
830mg sodium (34% rda)

dang..

16 Aug 2012 05:20 PM
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
spesimen: i was curious so i looked it up
Cinnabon Classic
880 calories (320 from fat)
36g of fat (55% rda)
17g saturated fat (85% rda)
830mg sodium (34% rda)

dang..


Obviously they need to come out with a sandwich, with 6 strips of bacon between two Cinnebons...

16 Aug 2012 05:22 PM
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Mawson of the Antarctic     
Endive Wombat: ArkAngel: Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.

This. It doesn't seem the police wouldn't be able to ban her from the mall without an actual complaint from the mall

Yeah...I am sure it is more like she was being loud, a rent-a-cop axed her to quiet down, she lost her shiat, cops came over, she called them "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, then the cops and rent-a-cops gave her a bullshiat piece of paper "banning her from the mall" just to fark with her after she threw attitude at them.


i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

16 Aug 2012 05:23 PM
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Chunky_Charlie     
Is it racist that I knew she was black before I clicked the link?

16 Aug 2012 05:24 PM
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mudpants     
I found these funnier, nsfw language.

Link Link

16 Aug 2012 05:25 PM
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lokisbong     
Chunky_Charlie: Is it racist that I knew she was black before I clicked the link?

Yes. Why should it matter what color her skin is? I know white people who would have been even louder than the lady in the interview.

16 Aug 2012 05:32 PM
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Life_is_a_carnivore     
"Ain't nobody got time for dat..."

16 Aug 2012 05:34 PM
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Headso     
Why do the police get to throw people out of the mall for almost no reason? I'd be pissed if I was a store owner.

16 Aug 2012 05:36 PM
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HairBolus     
FTFV: "I cried all the way home"

and this little piggie said "wee, wee, wee" all the way home.

16 Aug 2012 05:38 PM
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holdmybones     
"I'm buying a Cinnabon....at the airport that I arrived at."

NSFW language Link

16 Aug 2012 05:46 PM
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studman 69     
Still though, failure to I.D. is the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard when it comes to getting into trouble with the police. This isn't a fascist country. We don't have to walk around carrying papers.

16 Aug 2012 05:47 PM
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HellRaisingHoosier     
Chunky_Charlie: Is it racist that I knew she was black before I clicked the link?


Probably. But we were all thinking it.

Had it said, "Connecticut woman banned from diamond store for acting like a stuck up biatch".
Then we all would have thought "that there HAS to be a white women"

16 Aug 2012 05:48 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Dearth Mall.

16 Aug 2012 06:00 PM
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Hohlraum     
AND STAY OUTTA THE WOOLWORTHS!

16 Aug 2012 06:06 PM
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zabadu     
Embarrassed and insulted....but not enough to go on TV and tell everyone about it. If you were truly embarrassed and insulted, you wouldn't go on television.

16 Aug 2012 06:09 PM
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Porous Horace     
I pictured a white woman, but then again, I'm not US-savvy, or maybe I'm racist for always thinking of whites first? But then if I thought of a black first then I'd also be racist. Ok, I should have just thought of "person" in a vague sense.

/working hard to make myself, the square peg, more round
//one juicebox please

16 Aug 2012 06:27 PM
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Elephantman     
HI-FYE: I see the KKK members got the thread early.

ts1.mm.bing.net

16 Aug 2012 06:31 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
studman 69: Still though, failure to I.D. is the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard when it comes to getting into trouble with the police. This isn't a fascist country. We don't have to walk around carrying papers.

Future crime.

16 Aug 2012 06:52 PM
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nakedcritic     
If she was too loud at the Cinnabon stand, she must have been a farking NIGHTMARE in the movie theatre. Wouldn't be surprised if the complaint started with someone watching the same movie as her.

/"BIATCH - GET OUT DA HOUSE!"
//"YOU TELL HIM GIRL!"

16 Aug 2012 06:54 PM
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uberaverage     
Black people problems?

16 Aug 2012 07:15 PM
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sheep snorter     
Mall cop security guard who failed police training hands out ten year ban for being black in a mall. Or is it: mean ol city cop tells his personal buddy security guard to ban this woman for ten years for being black.

/Elderly people sit for hours on mall benches, while youths get shiat for sitting on the edge of a planter since no benches available.
//Ah the ever elusive actual arrest and court date and official judgment by a court of law for the ban, based on a written down complaint by the cop or mall.
///Git off me mall lawn ya pesky blacks.

16 Aug 2012 07:15 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Good, now if we could only do this at our local wal mart, grocery store, and any public meeting places, the world would be a better place.


/too soon?

16 Aug 2012 07:27 PM
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Mr. Potatoass     
"They really wanted to ban me for life..."

They did. That's why they gave you 10 years, lardass.

/Got $50 on the under

16 Aug 2012 07:28 PM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
Hohlraum: AND STAY OUTTA THE WOOLWORTHS!

All of them?

16 Aug 2012 07:44 PM
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capitafun     
tallguywithglasseson: notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.

Nonsense, I'm sure the ban was upheld as the police were acting reasonably and responsibly.
In addition to saying things like "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, she probably also shat out a kid, made the Black Power fist, tried to cash a welfare check and then fraudulently voted for Obama.


This. FTMFW

16 Aug 2012 08:08 PM
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capitafun     
notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.


In liveleak time that's like brand spanking new.

16 Aug 2012 08:09 PM
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bump     
... so she's this little piggy then...

/mystery solved

16 Aug 2012 08:20 PM
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staypuft242     
oooh, we are meant to believe she got arrested cause she got two cinnabun cause she is fat. Get it? fat joke, get it? Now gimme back my cinnabun or a call the po po.

16 Aug 2012 08:45 PM
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OgreMagi     
Please don't be a fat black woman.

Please don't be a fat black woman.

Please don't be a fat black woman.

[click]

Son of a biatch.

I hate stereotyping, but sometimes they are right on the money.

16 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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torquestripe     
She sounds angry!
10 Years is not enough. Permaraciallollapaloozaban ban.

16 Aug 2012 09:03 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     
They could effectively ban her by turning off the escalators

16 Aug 2012 09:26 PM
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Silly Jesus     
sheep snorter: Mall cop security guard who failed police training hands out ten year ban for being black in a mall. Or is it: mean ol city cop tells his personal buddy security guard to ban this woman for ten years for being black.

/Elderly people sit for hours on mall benches, while youths get shiat for sitting on the edge of a planter since no benches available.
//Ah the ever elusive actual arrest and court date and official judgment by a court of law for the ban, based on a written down complaint by the cop or mall.
///Git off me mall lawn ya pesky blacks.


wtfamireading.jpg

16 Aug 2012 09:48 PM
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Whatthefark     
Was failure spelled falure on the paperwork?

16 Aug 2012 10:09 PM
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billygeek     
Woou Woou!

16 Aug 2012 10:12 PM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.


I thought the same thing

16 Aug 2012 10:13 PM
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