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16 Aug 2012 04:17 PM   |   12368 clicks   |   Gawker
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Krymson Tyde     
That's going to make that place even more popular with hipsters.

16 Aug 2012 01:43 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Without hipsters, there would be no coffee shops.

16 Aug 2012 01:44 PM
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Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
Krymson Tyde: That's going to make that place even more popular with hipsters.

Yep, they'll just go there ironically.

16 Aug 2012 01:51 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Hipsters, man! They can mucho smoocho my fart button.

16 Aug 2012 01:55 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
APPROPRIATE topics:
Paul Ryan (in a non-sneering tone)


Oh okay, I'll just go get my coffee from Starbucks then.

16 Aug 2012 02:00 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go

16 Aug 2012 02:04 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go


I love how the first pic in the gallery is of a hooker who just had a record night.

16 Aug 2012 02:07 PM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go


We have a coffee shop like that near my office. Horrendous service, terrible coffee, but everyone goes there because when glitzy people come to DC they usually stop there.

The gallery from the link you provided looks like douchebag central. Also, the website plays cuban music in the background no matter what page you're on. It's just as obnoxious as the Myspace days.

16 Aug 2012 02:34 PM
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impaler    [TotalFark]  
Once a topic becomes popular enough to be considered a "hipster topic," it's already too well-known for a hipster to want to talk about it.

16 Aug 2012 02:58 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Lsherm: AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go

We have a coffee shop like that near my office. Horrendous service, terrible coffee, but everyone goes there because when glitzy people come to DC they usually stop there.

The gallery from the link you provided looks like douchebag central. Also, the website plays cuban music in the background no matter what page you're on. It's just as obnoxious as the Myspace days.


It is douchebag central. It's one of those place where you go to be seen.

16 Aug 2012 03:12 PM
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Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
The My Little Pony Killer: APPROPRIATE topics:
Paul Ryan (in a non-sneering tone)

Oh okay, I'll just go get my coffee from Starbucks then.


Times like this, I'm glad I don't drink coffee.

16 Aug 2012 03:59 PM
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GreenAdder    [TotalFark]  
I hated hipsters before you guys did.

16 Aug 2012 04:15 PM
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toraque    [TotalFark]  
The My Little Pony Killer: APPROPRIATE topics:
Paul Ryan (in a non-sneering tone)

Oh okay, I'll just go get my coffee from Starbucks then.


Just be sure to do it ironically.

16 Aug 2012 04:20 PM
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max_pooper     
Lsherm: AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go

We have a coffee shop like that near my office. Horrendous service, terrible coffee, but everyone goes there because when glitzy people come to DC they usually stop there.

The gallery from the link you provided looks like douchebag central. Also, the website plays cuban music in the background no matter what page you're on. It's just as obnoxious as the Myspace days.


Also the pictures in the slideshow slide the wrong direction. God, I hate hipsters and their stupid ironic hipster crap.

16 Aug 2012 04:26 PM
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hdhale     
I'm learning in this thread that hipsters wouldn't know good coffee from bear urine. Fascinating.

16 Aug 2012 04:27 PM
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Keizer_Ghidorah     
Wait, so we can't recite bad poetry and be applauded by finger-snapping anymore?

16 Aug 2012 04:28 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Hipsters have sex? Most of the ones I've encountered seem almost asexual, like they're art or music is more important than flirting/talking and intercoursing a woman.

16 Aug 2012 04:29 PM
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ladyfortuna     
Sounds like Coffee Of Doom (if you haven't read that comic, do yourself a favor and set aside like... six hours... and do it.)

16 Aug 2012 04:29 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
what's a COFFEE SHOP??

16 Aug 2012 04:29 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Keizer_Ghidorah: Wait, so we can't recite bad poetry and be applauded by finger-snapping anymore?

That's beatniks!

Hipsters are much worse.

16 Aug 2012 04:29 PM
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NetOwl     
Are customers not allowed to discuss the menu?

16 Aug 2012 04:30 PM
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TabASlotB     
I ironically love hipsters.

16 Aug 2012 04:30 PM
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Enormous-Schwanstucker     
FirstNationalBastard: Keizer_Ghidorah: Wait, so we can't recite bad poetry and be applauded by finger-snapping anymore?

That's beatniks!

Hipsters are much worse.


external.ak.fbcdn.net

16 Aug 2012 04:32 PM
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MaxAwesome     
No hipsters will ever go here again, because now it's mainstream.

16 Aug 2012 04:33 PM
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vudukungfu     
ladyfortuna: Sounds like Coffee Of Doom (if you haven't read that comic, do yourself a favor and set aside like... six hours... and do it.)

read one panel and hooked.
Know what I'm doing this weekend now.
thanks.

16 Aug 2012 04:34 PM
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ParallelUniverseParking    [TotalFark]  
I banned annoying hipster topics before it was popular.

16 Aug 2012 04:34 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
why is Jon banned but not John

just curious

16 Aug 2012 04:34 PM
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WelldeadLink    [TotalFark]  
I stopped talking about annoying hipster topics before it was popular.

16 Aug 2012 04:36 PM
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Begoggle     
Hipsters will go there even more now, ironically.

16 Aug 2012 04:37 PM
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Baby Face Fister     
Here in Oregon I'm surrounded by hipsters. Bicycle shops and coffee shops everywhere.

16 Aug 2012 04:38 PM
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Raoul Eaton     
FirstNationalBastard: Without hipsters, there would be no coffee shops.

No. Coffee shops came first.
Link 

Also, I've been in coffee shops where all the customers were old Italian guys. Although I may have been a hipster at the time and not known it.

///doubt that I was, really
//was earnest and idealistic
/so no, I wasn't

16 Aug 2012 04:39 PM
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one small post for man     
Annoying Hipster Topics was my favorite band before they sold out and started playing in venues other than my friend Serge's basement.

16 Aug 2012 04:39 PM
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AliceBToklasLives     
Didn't irony jump the shark, like, 10 years ago? Haven't the cool kids moved on to something else?

/I assumed once mainstream culture took on irony the hipsters would become plain dealers

16 Aug 2012 04:39 PM
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KaiserRoll    [TotalFark]  
I was complaining about annoying hipsters before it was cool.

16 Aug 2012 04:39 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
There's half the battle won.

Let me fix that for you: Coffee shop bans 'talking about annoying hipster topics' 

Just sit there, drink your damned coffee and look smug.

Maybe they could dress the barristas as Trappist monks and forbid them to talk except on business as well.

16 Aug 2012 04:44 PM
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divx88     
hdhale: I'm learning in this thread that hipsters wouldn't know good coffee from bear urine. Fascinating.

That's the thing. Hipsters don't know anything good, have a high sense of entitlement and ruin anything they touch or go to.

16 Aug 2012 04:44 PM
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WalMartian    [TotalFark]  
Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?

16 Aug 2012 04:47 PM
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henryhill     
AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go


Maybe 15 years ago, now its where Mr and Mrs Omaha go after they are done in Times Square.

16 Aug 2012 04:49 PM
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WordsnCollision     
hdhale: I'm learning in this thread that hipsters wouldn't know good coffee from bear urine. Fascinating.

ecomodder.com

/Also, most illogical.

16 Aug 2012 04:51 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
STOP SAYING "HIPSTER"!!!!!

16 Aug 2012 04:52 PM
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pute kisses like a man     
WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?

there is no definition. at one point in time there may have been... now it's pretty much anyone you don't like that's not a redneck. unless it's a hipster redneck.

16 Aug 2012 04:53 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
ladyfortuna: Sounds like Coffee Of Doom (if you haven't read that comic, do yourself a favor and set aside like... six hours... and do it.)

Jeph Jacques is the man.

16 Aug 2012 04:54 PM
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2 Replies     
Best part... hipsters are only JUST NOW realizing what everyone else already knew; that hipsters are not cool.


lh3.ggpht.com 
Everyone but hipsters are hipster hating hipsters!

16 Aug 2012 04:55 PM
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WalMartian    [TotalFark]  
pute kisses like a man: WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?

there is no definition. at one point in time there may have been... now it's pretty much anyone you don't like that's not a redneck. unless it's a hipster redneck.


Yay! I'm a hipster!

/no redneck here

16 Aug 2012 04:55 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?

I was defining hipsters before in went mainstream.

16 Aug 2012 04:56 PM
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James F. Campbell     
I think the greatest irony of all is using "hipster" as a label for anything you think isn't cool.

16 Aug 2012 04:56 PM
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YixilTesiphon     
WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?

Somebody more concerned with their image and its uniqueness than with living their life.

16 Aug 2012 04:59 PM
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MBooda     
img1.fark.net

16 Aug 2012 04:59 PM
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MrEricSir     
Since I took the photo in the article, I'm going to count this as a greenlight for myself.

/pats self on back

16 Aug 2012 05:00 PM
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error 303     
My favorite coffee shop is so obscure the owner doesn't even know he's running the place.

16 Aug 2012 05:01 PM
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