I'm just the cutest little thing. How on earth would I understand politics? Look at my sweet little, motherly face and boobies. I'm completely helpless.

/go fark yourself
//I'm raising two MEN

We get that the GOP wants to treat us like second-class citizens by denying us access to birth control and forcing us to bear children against our will. And the GOP also hates our gay friends.

OMG! All this time I thought GOP was like the GAP, like a place where these old, rich, white dudes would, like, shop for stuff and then meet to make up laws and stuff. Can you believe that? It's like the funniest thing EVER!

I'm constantly surprised by the depths of their disdain for women (though nothing should surprise me about them anymore). I don't even live in the US and I'm offended. I don't know how any of you put up with it.

Broads these days.

Thanks, Mr. Trump. It's amazing I can even put my pants on in the morning without becoming confused. Tee hee!

ToxicMunkee: Thanks, Mr. Trump. It's amazing I can even put my pants on in the morning without becoming confused. Tee hee!

You get to wear pants?! FEMINAZI!

Hey Trump, I don't know about anyone else, but I don't think that insulting American women's intelligence is going to get them to vote for your guy.

Reminds me of...

I get What's Goin' On.

keep it up, republicans, attacking women (and blacks, latinos, gays, muslims, et al.) can only help you as this country becomes ever more diverse!

sleeps in trees: Look at my sweet little, motherly face and boobies

Don't mind if I do.

/sorry

Lorelle: We get that the GOP wants to treat us like second-class citizens by denying us access to birth control and forcing us to bear children against our will. And the GOP also hates our gay friends.

You forgot to mention lack of support for equal pay.

There's probably other major issues I'm forgetting....

Republican strategist #1: "We're really falling behind on the Woman's vote. Why can we do to change that?"
Republican strategist #2: "Perhaps we should gently explain to them that they don't have a firm grasp about what's going on?"
Republican strategist #3: "Sounds good, but can we do it without using math? We'll lose them if we do. Something simple?"
Republican strategist #1: "Good point, Bob. What are some issues that really hit home with female voters?"

Later that day:

What someone who gets what's going on might look like:

propasaurus: Broads these days.

This. Broads sure can be dumb biatches some times.

I just don't get it, Donald. Suppose you explain it to me. Be sure to use really tiny words, because I'm too pretty to know any big ones.

I liked it so much I felt like screencapping it... (click for not scaled)

mrshowrules: propasaurus: Broads these days.

This. Broads sure can be dumb biatches some times.

Chicks, man.

propasaurus: mrshowrules: propasaurus: Broads these days.

This. Broads sure can be dumb biatches some times.

Chicks, man.

Those kittens in the Miss American Pageant are super classy and high quality however.

mrshowrules: propasaurus: mrshowrules: propasaurus: Broads these days.

This. Broads sure can be dumb biatches some times.

Chicks, man.

Those kittens in the Miss American Pageant are super classy and high quality however.

It's like these cute little dames think that politics have something to do with kitchens, right? I mean, that's the only way their opinions would matter.

Hey, speaking of kitchens, ladies, more time in there, less time in the politics tab. My dinner ain't gonna cook itself, amirite, fellas?

*slaps Farkettes on the rump*

gilgigamesh: mrshowrules: propasaurus: mrshowrules: propasaurus: Broads these days.

This. Broads sure can be dumb biatches some times.

Chicks, man.

Those kittens in the Miss American Pageant are super classy and high quality however.

It's like these cute little dames think that politics have something to do with kitchens, right? I mean, that's the only way their opinions would matter.

Hey, speaking of kitchens, ladies, more time in there, less time in the politics tab. My dinner ain't gonna cook itself, amirite, fellas?

*slaps Farkettes on the rump*

That's right!!

And don't pretend ya don't like it, toots. Now back dat can over to da fridge and get daddy a beer, will ya, doll?

You're not helping! Well you're helping the Democrats.

I'm starting to think Obama could make a pretty effective ad just made up of people endorsing Romney.

He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL

Coco LaFemme: He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL

I hope after you were done rambling you finally got the man a beer

I think the real question is: what does that thing on his head think?

ToxicMunkee: Thanks, Mr. Trump. It's amazing I can even put my pants on in the morning without becoming confused. Tee hee!

Now I'm confused. Did you take off *without* your pants on, the other morning? And call me.

Lionel Mandrake: Coco LaFemme: He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL

I hope after you were done rambling you finally got the man a beer

Of course. I even gave it to him topless, because it better mimics how he'd get a drink at a strip club, since women are just sexual objects.

abb3w: Lorelle: We get that the GOP wants to treat us like second-class citizens by denying us access to birth control and forcing us to bear children against our will. And the GOP also hates our gay friends.

You forgot to mention lack of support for equal pay.

There's probably other major issues I'm forgetting....

Violence Against Women Act.

Donald Trump has been married more than he has declared bankruptcy.

Or has he declared bankruptcy more times than he's been married?

I can't keep track anymore.

/hot

Coco LaFemme: He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL

LOL, yo broads are funny.

Romney 2012!

Donald Trump said women may like President Barack Obama because they "don't know him" and "don't get what's going on."

"Maybe [women] don't know him," Trump said during a phone interview on Wednesday's "On The Record" with Greta van Susteren. "Maybe they don't get what is going on. And I still think that this is not going to be a popularity contest, it's going to be a contest based on jobs."

I was getting all ragey, but that quote is actually hilarious. "No, no, I know Mitt is intensely unlikeable. Sure, he's weird and awkwardly condescending even on his good days. But this isn't a popularity contest."

This is how republicans see women.


Link

Is he trying to start a 4 non blonds singalong?

ManateeGag: [www.patentspostgrant.com image 480x360]

/hot

When does Trump ever help?

She is not helping...

sorry Trump, your toupee isn't fooling anybody and neither is your moronic attention whoring.

"[Obama] is a person that is not the nice person that some people think," Trump said. "And his popularity rating -- while high -- I think if people knew the facts, the rating would actually be extremely low."


More incisive, trenchant sociological commentary from the Donald. You need this man as your leader.

If there's anyone who gets what's going on, it's Donald Trump.

Maybe Trump needs to let that thing on his head do all the talking from now on.

"Maybe they don't get what is going on. And I still think that this is not going to be a popularity contest, it's going to be a contest based on jobs."

So let's elect the guy who exported so many of them.

Bucky Katt: Maybe Trump needs to let that thing on his head do all the talking from now on.

Maybe it's a cleverly disguised brain slug?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. THEM STUPID BIATCHES NEED TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND SUCK SOME..... What's that, servant? They can still.... And they're 53% of the population that qualifies as eligible voters? So, we haven't outlawed broads from vo...... Fark.

And naturally you'll never hear a peep about this in the MSM media.

Old enough to know better: And naturally you'll never hear a peep about this in the MSM media.

FTFM.