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   President Obama is asked to say something nice about Mitt Romney. His master troll response: "I really think he had a great health care plan when he was in Massachusetts"

17 Aug 2012 11:35 PM   |   3574 clicks   |   Talking Points Memo
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SnakeLee    [TotalFark]  
These debates are goign to be great television, if nothing else

17 Aug 2012 06:32 PM
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WxGuy1     
2.bp.blogspot.com

17 Aug 2012 06:36 PM
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dr_blasto    [TotalFark]  
Grand. I hope the debates aren't the big letdown that they're most likely to be.

17 Aug 2012 06:37 PM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
Awesome. Let's see how Romney's people respond to this.

17 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
I bet Mitt didn't even thank him for the compliment.

17 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
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17 Aug 2012 06:45 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Pay attention, everyone. This is a master class in baiting.

17 Aug 2012 06:49 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
Yep, this is totally a guy that uses a teleprompter as a crutch! Totally.

17 Aug 2012 06:50 PM
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GAT_00     
Chariset: Pay attention, everyone. This is a master class in baiting.

And Romney's shown little ability not to grab whatever is dangling in front of his face.

Of course, this does little good since nobody will read it. Saturday news is read least.

17 Aug 2012 06:52 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
I bet Romney accepts the compliment and says he worked hard on it.

His base might lose it.

17 Aug 2012 06:54 PM
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thismomentinblackhistory    [TotalFark]  
Can Romney keep running after Obama wins? He's really invigorated Obama.

17 Aug 2012 06:55 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Hi yo-o-o!

17 Aug 2012 07:13 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
The Romney campaign released a statement condemning the President for resorting to divisive, hateful rhetoric and demanded that the President apologize.

17 Aug 2012 07:16 PM
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Solchie     
I've come to the conclusion that the reason Romney won't release his tax returns is because then we'll find out he's really on Obama's payroll. Only reasonable explanation for why Mitt continually makes it so easy for him.

17 Aug 2012 07:17 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
propasaurus: The Romney campaign released a statement condemning the President for resorting to divisive, hateful rhetoric and demanded that the President apologize.

Alright. I admit it. I laughed out loud. I'm glad nobody is around ....

17 Aug 2012 07:20 PM
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DeltaPunch     
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17 Aug 2012 07:21 PM
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gameshowhost    [TotalFark]  
And the Presidential limo has received the following upgrades...

media.fakeposters.com

17 Aug 2012 07:27 PM
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DeltaPunch     
Solchie: I've come to the conclusion that the reason Romney won't release his tax returns

Something just occurred to me.... Romney just yesterday announced that he's never paid less than 13% in taxes. But that's the exact same number for the year 2010 he already released. So if all the other years are the same 13% rate or higher, why not show them to us?

17 Aug 2012 07:30 PM
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Bontesla     
DeltaPunch: Solchie: I've come to the conclusion that the reason Romney won't release his tax returns

Something just occurred to me.... Romney just yesterday announced that he's never paid less than 13% in taxes. But that's the exact same number for the year 2010 he already released. So if all the other years are the same 13% rate or higher, why not show them to us?


I chuckle every time

17 Aug 2012 07:49 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Lorelle: Awesome. Let's see how Romney's people respond to this.

HA! You're funny.

17 Aug 2012 08:07 PM
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gameshowhost    [TotalFark]  
"... 'form that Romney is hiding' for $200, Alex..."

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f9022 1.pdf

/show your fbar, biatch

17 Aug 2012 08:22 PM
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Krymson Tyde     
cameroncrazy1984: Yep, this is totally a guy that uses a teleprompter as a crutch! Totally.

Don't you know he wears TelePrompTer contact lens?

17 Aug 2012 08:25 PM
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poonesfarm     
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17 Aug 2012 08:34 PM
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Vodka Zombie     
Krymson Tyde: cameroncrazy1984: Yep, this is totally a guy that uses a teleprompter as a crutch! Totally.

Don't you know he wears TelePrompTer contact lens?


So, Obama is Torchwood.

17 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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DamnYankees    [TotalFark]  
Chariset: Pay attention, everyone. This is a master class in baiting.

He is quite the master baiter.

17 Aug 2012 08:50 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Is this the "Campaign of Division and Hate™" I've been hearing about?

Romney's kind of a pussy

17 Aug 2012 08:55 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
DamnYankees: Chariset: Pay attention, everyone. This is a master class in baiting.

He is quite the master baiter.


...and a cunning linguist

17 Aug 2012 08:56 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
I love this guy!

17 Aug 2012 08:58 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass    [TotalFark]  
m.static.newsvine.com

17 Aug 2012 09:08 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
That was such an epic smackdown, I think he ripped a hole in the time-space continuum. Obama needs to keep bringing up Romney's health care plan in Massachusetts. He's got to drive the point home that the GOP is fighting against the same thing their candidate implemented himself.

17 Aug 2012 09:26 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [m.static.newsvine.com image 600x632]

I don't get it.

17 Aug 2012 09:32 PM
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dustman81    [TotalFark]  
Chariset: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [m.static.newsvine.com image 600x632]

I don't get it.


The portfolio he's sitting next to is the text for the "Romneycare" act, his signature piece of legistation while he was Governor of Massachusetts.

17 Aug 2012 09:40 PM
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namatad    [TotalFark]  
dr_blasto: Grand. I hope the debates aren't the big letdown that they're most likely to be.

rmoney will stay on talking point and avoid answering any actual questions. rmoney will give no substance while making maximum stabs at obama. and the GOP will call him the debate winner! Unless they have the debate at night and rmoney just nods off like perry did.

17 Aug 2012 09:44 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
namatad: dr_blasto: Grand. I hope the debates aren't the big letdown that they're most likely to be.

rmoney will stay on talking point and avoid answering any actual questions. rmoney will give no substance while making maximum stabs at obama. and the GOP will call him the debate winner! Unless they have the debate at night and rmoney just nods off like perry did.


I think it would be more entertaining if Romney showed up for a debate high on pills like Perry did.

17 Aug 2012 09:46 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
dustman81: The portfolio he's sitting next to is the text for the "Romneycare" act, his signature piece of legistation while he was Governor of Massachusetts.

Oh. I thought there was supposed to be something obscene about the yellow squiggle.

17 Aug 2012 09:48 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
Chariset: dustman81: The portfolio he's sitting next to is the text for the "Romneycare" act, his signature piece of legistation while he was Governor of Massachusetts.

Oh. I thought there was supposed to be something obscene about the yellow squiggle.


Nope, it's a caduceus.

17 Aug 2012 09:50 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Chariset: dustman81: The portfolio he's sitting next to is the text for the "Romneycare" act, his signature piece of legistation while he was Governor of Massachusetts.

Oh. I thought there was supposed to be something obscene about the yellow squiggle.


It is obscene. It's soshilism.

17 Aug 2012 10:00 PM
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Cubansaltyballs    [TotalFark]  
It's only going to get worse for Mitt Romney.

When Obama finally got Bin Laden in his sights(metaphorically speaking), he found a guy that works for him and told him shoot him in the f*cking face, drag his corpse out of the house while his wife and kids watched, load him onto a helicopter, fly him to an aircraft carrier and dump his rotting f*cking body into the ocean... and he's going to do the same to Mitt Romney (politically speaking).

Seriously, Obama's a guy you don't want to f*ck with. That dude holds a grudge and he's f*cking crazy.

17 Aug 2012 10:13 PM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  
Lionel Mandrake: Chariset: dustman81: The portfolio he's sitting next to is the text for the "Romneycare" act, his signature piece of legistation while he was Governor of Massachusetts.

Oh. I thought there was supposed to be something obscene about the yellow squiggle.

It is obscene. It's soshilism.


The whole rest of the first world says meh.
Oh and don't get sick unless you can afford it.

17 Aug 2012 10:15 PM
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gameshowhost    [TotalFark]  
Cubansaltyballs: It's only going to get worse for Mitt Romney.

When Obama finally got Bin Laden in his sights(metaphorically speaking), he found a guy that works for him and told him shoot him in the f*cking face, drag his corpse out of the house while his wife and kids watched, load him onto a helicopter, fly him to an aircraft carrier and dump his rotting f*cking body into the ocean... and he's going to do the same to Mitt Romney (politically speaking).

Seriously, Obama's a guy you don't want to f*ck with. That dude holds a grudge and he's f*cking crazy.


http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress. com/2011/05/328a464e-02dd-429d-a d1 3-8306596554a6.gif

/erblgerterrer

17 Aug 2012 10:16 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
The GOP insists on playing checkers.

17 Aug 2012 10:25 PM
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Cubansaltyballs    [TotalFark]  
2wolves: The GOP insists on playing checkers.

They're just trying to f*ck a chicken.

17 Aug 2012 10:27 PM
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Party Boy     
Chariset: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [m.static.newsvine.com image 600x632]

I don't get it.


i.imgur.com

17 Aug 2012 10:29 PM
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timujin    [TotalFark]  
At this point I don't care if Romney releases his tax records or not. Whatever damning thing is in them won't matter, he's determined to lose this election no matter what.

17 Aug 2012 10:40 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
He seems to have a great family. And I really think he had a great health care plan when he was in Massachusetts," Obama said. "Seems to be working really well - One of the reasons why we set up the same kind of plan nationally and we're implementing it right now."

that is f*cking brilliant.

17 Aug 2012 10:45 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
Weaver95: He seems to have a great family. And I really think he had a great health care plan when he was in Massachusetts," Obama said. "Seems to be working really well - One of the reasons why we set up the same kind of plan nationally and we're implementing it right now."

that is f*cking brilliant.


That, my friends, is what we call a "nut punch." Romney's going to need two bags of ice for his yambag after that.

17 Aug 2012 10:48 PM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  

17 Aug 2012 10:49 PM
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RminusQ    [TotalFark]  
Someone please ask this of Mitt, so we can see what answer he comes up with on the spot.

17 Aug 2012 11:21 PM
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God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  
Party Boy: Chariset: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [m.static.newsvine.com image 600x632]

I don't get it.

[i.imgur.com image 600x632]


When did Bapp grow out his hair?

17 Aug 2012 11:21 PM
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist    [TotalFark]  
I love campaign Obama.

Hopefully in his second term he'll show the same sort of spine.

17 Aug 2012 11:39 PM
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