I missed this phenomenon of the week completely, so I followed link after link after link about her. She's managed to redefine white trash, and not in a good way.

An endowed chair in crazy would be far more prestigious.

I'm sorry, but the current professor of the Department of Crazy at U.C. Berkeley would like to register and objection for the comparisons, and demands an apology on behalf of bags of crazed weasels everywhere.

Lsherm: I missed this phenomenon of the week completely, so I followed link after link after link about her. She's managed to redefine white trash, and not in a good way.

She redefines colossally damaged attention whore skank. But ay least she's proud of it.

#winning

So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad biatches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me "dick shiat." I still don't know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said "fark Hallmark, this is jailmark."

Isn't that sweet.......

Lsherm: I missed this phenomenon of the week completely, so I followed link after link after link about her. She's managed to redefine white trash, and not in a good way.

I'll have you know you're discussing my future bride, suh.

New Times: That's the story. They all wanna know, how did this start?

Maria Louise Del Rosario: Honey boo boo!

I wouldn't call her crazy, so much it is she's just really messed up in her priorities.

Yeah, she's had a shiatty life, and a lot is understandable for her to be as messed up as she is. But 10 shots of jaeger (her words) would make the pope get his asshole tattooed.

Her demons are many and constant, I just hope for her sake she doesn't go down the obvious road and end up dead within a year.

kmmontandon: I'm sorry, but the current professor of the Department of Crazy at U.C. Berkeley would like to register and objection for the comparisons, and demands an apology on behalf of bags of crazed weasels everywhere.

Does he collaborate with a cunning fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

Or is he as thick as clotted cream that's been left out by some clot, and now the clots are so clotted, you couldn't unclot them with an electric de-clotter?

...or butthole, if you will.

Redwing: But 10 shots of jaeger (her words) would make the pope get his asshole tattooed.

Again?

it feels so good.

/ yeah, people can convince themselves of anything

I thought it was the greatest front page pic ever...

I have nothing against tats, I have a couple myself, but the idea of needleguns and E. coli anywhere near each other makes my skin crawl.

theorellior: I have nothing against tats, I have a couple myself, but the idea of needleguns and E. coli anywhere near each other makes my skin crawl.

Don't lick the needle, then.

"When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn't see us getting married or starting a family."

You will have this problem again, many times, and for the rest of your life.

The young lady seems somewhat fond of a good anal rogering.

If you're getting your pink starfish tatoo'd, it really should be a crosshair. Or maybe a bull'seye.

I said in that thread that her brain was damaged or undeveloped.
It's sad that it turned out to be the former.

She won't make it to 40.

I wanna party with this girl.

What the holy hell...

She takes 'nutty as squirrel shiat' to a couple of new and semi-related levels.

Late in the evening and without my glasses on, subby's headline initially read, "Buffalo tattoo girl..." Butthole... Buffalo... To-may-to... To-mah-to..

I'd say she has her head on straight. She wants to avoid the Anna Nicole Smith-style autopsy report.

Remarkable.

Why would anyone get there anus tattooed? No one is even going to see it there.

What the I don't even

theorellior: but the idea of needleguns and E. coli anywhere near each other makes my skin crawl.

The blood pushes the germs out and if you double down on alcohol your anus isn't much different from the rest of your skin in terms of bacterial flora. Just don't poop for a bit and you'll be right as rain.

Personally, I'd be more concerned with someone discovering I had an ass tat than any infections.

God-is-a-Taco:
She won't make it to 40.\

Err, I meant 30.

http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/artic les2/a97057_g035_7-nipples.jpg

Harry_Seldon: Why would anyone get there anus tattooed? No one is even going to see it there.

Hmm, you don't get out much, do ya?

Kim K, your fifteen minutes of fame are pretty much used up, but this whacko 22 year old is in the news. You are famous for your ass, perhaps some "shocking" bunghole tattoo video (accidentally leaked, of course), might grab you another five minutes or so.
Come on Kim, be edgy.

doglover: http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/arti cles2/a97057_g035_7-nipples.jpg

Dude that is so hot!

FTA: He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead.

And people still think they're responsible for their own behaviors. Nobody asks to be born.

Harry_Seldon: Why would anyone get there anus tattooed? No one is even going to see it there.

Really? That hole gets more traffic than the Holland Tunnel.

doglover: The blood pushes the germs out and if you double down on alcohol your anus isn't much different from the rest of your skin in terms of bacterial flora. Just don't poop for a bit and you'll be right as rain.

That as may be, but that doesn't stop my brain from conjuring up necrotizing fascitis consuming someone from the taint upward.

Harry_Seldon: Why would anyone get there anus tattooed? No one is even going to see it there.

Plenty of people will see it once her 15 miniutes are up and she begins her glamorous career as a prostitute.

I'm *almost* curious if anyone has confirmed all the daddy-abuse claims. I mean, sure, I buy that her mentality could easily be caused by them, but do we have evidence?

/damn CJ classes
//and TV

Is it must me, or did anyone else get aroused seeing her make those faces during the process?

Just me, then?

I'm OK with that ...

Maria! Maria, honey? Time's up.

Signed,
The Fame Fairy

FTFA: When I got my asshole tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn't see us getting married or starting a family.

NO SHIAT SHERLOCK!! What were you expecting? Very few dudes would marry the crazy girl who tattoos her asshole...

I've got no problem with this chick: I appreciate people who debase themselves for my entertainment, even if that's not their intention.

FTFA: I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they're calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I'm totally against man-made drugs.

She's not very bright, is she? Oh wait, she tattooed her asshole.

rocky_howard: FTFA: I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they're calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I'm totally against man-made drugs.

She's not very bright, is she? Oh wait, she tattooed her asshole.

...or butthole, if you will.

Nothing witty here, just one word:

LOSER

I ain't gonna stop till I reach the top.

***Rocky Theme***

What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shiat.

You are uniquely positioned for just that.

I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that.

So... naked?

When you show off your body, it's what God blessed you with.

You sound just like your father.

spacemonkey65: Plenty of people will see it once her 15 miniutes are up and she begins her glamorous career as a prostitute.

Begins?

Bit late for that dontcha think?

FTFA: I live right across the street and there's more than one shop so all the mechanic boys love me.

I bet they do, I bet they do...

I also hope they wear 3 condoms each >_>