I think that expert is full of shiat

Sexual reproduction is why we survive and thrive as bigger animals. Genetic diversity makes it impossible for some supervirus to wipe out the majority of human life.

Well I'm not getting any sex now so I don't see a problem.

I think it's safe to say that for a substantial number of us Farkers, that describes the present

She just needs a good rogering to change her mind.

You explain that to my penis, lady.


/Slowly. Gently at first.

Welcome to Fark: The Future is Now!

Gimmie that nut.

Now, there is an accomplished troll!

I can understand how a minority might embrace the option. However, I also don't see the majority of humans giving up their favorite activity.

Gattaca was a somewhat frightening portrayal of what such a society might be like when it came to procreation. Hopefully it won't come to that.

cman: Genetic diversity makes it impossible for some supervirus to wipe out the majority whole of human life.


We've seen the majority wiped out before.

I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

That's okay. The present is sexless too.

Aarathi Prasad with her 8 yr old daughter Tara and ex partner Robin

Is it wrong to not read the article, just glance along till I see that and think "ah, 'ex' partner, I see what's happened here, she's had a messy break up, isn't handling it well and so wants to abolish all sex and relationships in future." Most people just have ice cream.

My science is better than your science.

/Science damn you!

Genetics Expert: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will be much less breeding. For me, much, much more.

I'm getting married soon sooooo....
Probably.

/naw! That won't happen to me.

Crazier: our expert here, or Butthole Tattoo Girl?

FunkOut: I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

Ah, yes, Planet of the Irish Tinkers.



Let's not forget the one from Planet Androgyny asking Riker about his sex organs. IIRC Riker tried to bone that one anyways.

Opiate of the Lasses: Crazier: our expert here, or Butthole Tattoo Girl?

That one may require a coin toss: heads - the scientist, tails...well, you see where this is going.

your wife?

Just as long as this electrode will still feel great in my urethra...

Didn't work so well for these guys:

So, the future is much like my present? You're welcome to it

This About That: Now, there is an accomplished troll!

If you're referring to the writer of that article and not the woman who wrote the book, then I agree. That was bad even for the Daily Fail. At first it was just a few small jabs at the scientist, then there were a couple of "LIBS!" thrown in, then it went full on double back flip russian twist derp with a perfect dismount onto Godwin's Law.

BURN THE WITCH!!

Bob The Nob: [rexee-05.vo.llnwd.net image 160x120]

your wife?

 hehe

Oznog: FunkOut: I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

Ah, yes, Planet of the Irish Tinkers.

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Let's not forget the one from Planet Androgyny asking Riker about his sex organs. IIRC Riker tried to bone that one anyways.

I thought he did bone that one, but I could be mistaken. It's been a while since I've seen that episode.

Oznog: FunkOut: I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

Ah, yes, Planet of the Irish Tinkers.

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Let's not forget the one from Planet Androgyny asking Riker about his sex organs. IIRC Riker tried to bone that one anyways.

Frakes actually called the producers out on not having the balls to make the one he tried to bone a man...

Oznog: FunkOut: I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

Ah, yes, Planet of the Irish Tinkers.

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Let's not forget the one from Planet Androgyny asking Riker about his sex organs. IIRC Riker tried to bone that one anyways.

Was at a convention years ago and Frakes said he absolutely hated that episode...

IlGreven: Oznog: FunkOut: I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

Ah, yes, Planet of the Irish Tinkers.

[img.youtube.com image 480x360][2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x305]

Let's not forget the one from Planet Androgyny asking Riker about his sex organs. IIRC Riker tried to bone that one anyways.

Frakes actually called the producers out on not having the balls to make the one he tried to bone a man...

To clarify, I meant the actor who played the one he tried to bone...

my vote is for full raping of so called expert

No way. I saw Deana Troi and Doctor Crusher "exercising."

I saw it!

Correction, the future will Loveless.

Welcome to my past, present AND future. Married is no way to go through life son.

Solid Muldoon: No way. I saw Deana Troi and Doctor Crusher "exercising."

I saw it!

I did too. Solidarity.

"The future will be sexless"

Wow, that's really close to the talk my big brother gave me on the night of my bachelor party. Just replace "the" with "your", and it's almost verbatim.

He was really shiat faced at the time (so was I) and he was recently divorced, so I just thought he was drunk and bitter.

I just had my fifth wedding anniversary. The man was a Farking prophet.

So everyone will be married in the future?

/DNRTA

Will they at least explain to us what to do with the three seashells?

No tongue!

Uhh... so if we don't NEED to do something that feels good, we won't, even though it feels good? Is that the point the article is trying to make?

Yeah, I don't see that happening. We don't NEED to do most things people enjoy. It hasn't stopped the alcohol industry, video game industry, insert any hobby here industry...

/"We don't need to do this, you know, there's labs..."
//"Yes but the lab isn't as fun."

In the year 2525, if man is still alive..,

this will be no problem for me .. em.. never mind.

IlGreven: Oznog: FunkOut: I've seen this Star Trek : TNG episode. They had to drop off a bunch of obnoxious Irish immigrants to a colony of sexless cloners.

Is that what you want?

Ah, yes, Planet of the Irish Tinkers.

[img.youtube.com image 480x360][2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x305]

Let's not forget the one from Planet Androgyny asking Riker about his sex organs. IIRC Riker tried to bone that one anyways.

Frakes actually called the producers out on not having the balls to make the one he tried to bone a man...

Imagine, he could have been a Captain Jack Harkness kind of dude.

That episode creeped me out when they talked about fertilising a husk instead of having sex. Horrible mental image of people with blank expressions humping tamales.

did anyone make a marriage joke yet?

Drew will be President of the World

In the 50s they said we would all be eating a pill that contained all the nutrients we needed.

We don't because bacon tastes good. Porkchops taste good.

We will be shagging for the lulz indefinitely, procreation or not.

/first ever use of "lulz" amidoingitright?

Can I, like, get a mini-Me?

Ringshadow: Uhh... so if we don't NEED to do something that feels good, we won't, even though it feels good? Is that the point the article is trying to make?

Seems to me that the suggestion is that we won't need to have sex for reproduction any more, not that we will stop having sex altogether. Well, she's teasing a bit with the "no sex" angle with references to "virgin births", but it seems clear she's using that as a hypothetical rather than likey outcome.

BigBooper: "The future will be sexless"

Wow, that's really close to the talk my big brother gave me on the night of my bachelor party. Just replace "the" with "your", and it's almost verbatim.

He was really shiat faced at the time (so was I) and he was recently divorced, so I just thought he was drunk and bitter.

I just had my fifth wedding anniversary. The man was a Farking prophet.

Dude, both of you should have chosen your women more carefully. Way more carefully.