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   Whitney Houston's final acting performance is testing positive with critics

18 Aug 2012 11:54 AM   |   2349 clicks   |   The Hollywood Reporter
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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Still her best performance.

18 Aug 2012 12:07 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
No shiat.

So when's Tupac's new movie?

18 Aug 2012 08:46 AM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
Hey, at least she has the Oscar locked down

18 Aug 2012 10:01 AM
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jmr61     
Headlines I saw said it sucked ass.

DNRTFA. Nor would I read anything about a washed-up, dead cokehead.

18 Aug 2012 12:59 PM
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author1701     
jmr61: Headlines I saw said it sucked ass.

DNRTFA. Nor would I read anything about a washed-up, dead cokehead.


Except for this post, of course.

18 Aug 2012 01:03 PM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu     
this movie is a remake. how does it stack up to the original?

I wanna run to you... ooo ooo ooo-o-o ooo
I wanna run to you .. ooo ooo ooo-o-o ooo

fk y'all, I liked her in The Bodyguard and Waiting to Exhale
did better than Halle in Monster's Ball
definitely better than Beyonce in.. well.. anything
actually, did better than Vanessa Williams in Eraser and Janet Jackson in (insert movie here) - don't know how I feel about that

count on me... through thick and thin..
a friendship i will never end..
when you are weak.. i will be strong..
helping you to carry on..
call on me i will be there...
don't.. be .. a-fraid..
please believe me when i say
count on... ... ....
(yeah, I still have the soundtrack on CD)

Whitney has some chops, shouldn't be bad.

18 Aug 2012 01:52 PM
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invictus2     
I always love when a movie comes out how the manipulate the media campaign is either showcasing the
dead or, changes the poster design if a star hits it off later down the line.
The design isn't bad yet it is noticeable via houston having a head shot pic in the middle. I wonder
when the dvd comes out if it would be mostly plastered with her face.

Kinda like the change of Half-baked when Chapelle hit it big.
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18 Aug 2012 02:07 PM
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Apos     
"The greeeeeatestlove of alllllllmost lukewarm tribute is happening to meeeeeee....."

18 Aug 2012 03:09 PM
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gameshowhost    [TotalFark]  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: did better than Halle in Monster's Ball

What are you, on crack?

18 Aug 2012 03:18 PM
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buttery_shame_cave     
gameshowhost: ExperianScaresCthulhu: did better than Halle in Monster's Ball

What are you, on crack?


he wants you to make him feel good....

18 Aug 2012 03:38 PM
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carrion_luggage     
I heard she's rotten in everything after this role.

18 Aug 2012 04:02 PM
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carrion_luggage     
"...a talented singer and actress, Ms Houston is now trying her hand at decomposing."

18 Aug 2012 04:34 PM
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Apos     
carrion_luggage: "...a talented singer and actress, Ms Houston is now trying her hand at decomposing."

Living up to your nifty moniker a little too well here. +1

18 Aug 2012 04:41 PM
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Skarekrough     
She's farking dead...of course they're going to say nice things and fall over themselves at how she was the voice of a generation, an inspiration to millions, stopped famine, cured AIDS and made the Dalia Lama say "Damn Girl!!!!!"

It's all revisionist.

It's like Alliyah. She died tragically in a place accident. The media was in the middle of a slow news cycle and they fell all over themselves about how tragic it was, she had so much ahead of her and how can we ever go on knowing what her potential and what we all could have been with her in our world...

...and then they flew a few planes into the Twin Towers and everyone good a good healthy dose of perspective on what's real and what doesn't amount to shiat in the world, like another dead pop singer.

So, in short, no ones gives a shiat and no one should give a shiat. She's dead. End of story. There is no real relevance to it and you shouldn't glorify it any longer than you might possibly give for a terribly satisfying dump after Taco night.

18 Aug 2012 04:52 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
"Sparkle"? Is this a sequel to "Glitter"?

18 Aug 2012 05:31 PM
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velvet_fog     
fusillade762: "Sparkle"? Is this a sequel to "Glitter"?

No, but it is based on a bad 70s movie written by Joel Schumacher.

18 Aug 2012 07:02 PM
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Apos     
velvet_fog: fusillade762: "Sparkle"? Is this a sequel to "Glitter"?

No, but it is based on a bad 70s movie written by Joel Schumacher.


As in Joel Batman & Robin Schumacher?

Yikes.

18 Aug 2012 07:16 PM
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Dialectic     
<i>At one point in Sparkle one of her daughters confronts her about finding her some nights 'laid up in your own vomit.' </i>


Allright, now peeps, repeat after me...this thread is useless without pictures.

18 Aug 2012 07:19 PM
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walkingtall     
She was talented and if she had tried she could have been a very good actress. Her death is a shame on many levels. Her life was a shame.

18 Aug 2012 10:25 PM
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crzytxn     
Can't wait for her next movie!

19 Aug 2012 01:50 AM
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LonMead     
Dialectic: <i>At one point in Sparkle one of her daughters confronts her about finding her some nights 'laid up in your own vomit.' </i>

Allright, now peeps, repeat after me...this thread is useless without pictures.


You're right... let's get some pictures!
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19 Aug 2012 10:29 AM
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