They're halfway to the navel already.

Double-chin, bad tattoo, mom shorts, hints of a spare tire, and the sag of never wearing proper mammary support.

There is no God.

Texian: the sag of never wearing proper mammary support.

When you're a kid, you think "bras suck, I wish women never wore them." Then you see stuff like this and realize why women should ALWAYS wear them.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl.

Mmmm, glamorous.

Gimme a bottle of cheap wine and a seedy motel and I'd hit it

Eat More Possum: Gimme a bottle of cheap wine and a seedy motel and I'd hit it

I suspect you could get with just the cheap bottle of wine.

Eat More Possum: Gimme a bottle of cheap wine and a seedy motel and I'd hit it

I'll throw in a box of condoms, you'll need them.

I'd say do not want, but who am I kidding, I'd hit anything

/not that mrs. mop would let me
//though, these days, LiLo is closer to the 'anything' box of things to hit than the 'preferred' box of things to hit

She is starting to look more and more like a burnt out street addict everyday.

Time has marched on.
/I has a sad

And that's why I started wearing underwear 24/7 recently

ongbok: She is starting to look more and more like a burnt out street addict everyday.

Sadly. This.

Guh...

Ennuipoet: You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl.

Yeah she went south quick, its amazing how bad those shots looked.

Those pictures made me say "Yikes" out loud. Its all her own fault. Had she taken care of herself ... but them again coke whores are not noted for their personal grooming.

steamingpile: Ennuipoet: You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl.

Yeah she went south quick, its amazing how bad those shots looked.

Funny you should mention shots.

Seeing a picture of Lohan really makes me wonder if MINE are up to date --including tetanus.

I wonder how often people drive up and she's thinking 'oh great...another autograph hound' then they offer her $15 for a blow job

She looks like one of those twentysomething hillbilly chicks who's popped out a kid but never took care of herself once past nineteen. You got the flab that comes from eating poorly, the inability to dress nicely, and the skin of a leather couch nobody touches at the Salvation Army. And you know the next big thing in her life is planning to spend her lot rent on some discount surgery that will just make her look even more grotesque.

Christ, what a train wreck. So much potential flushed down the toilet.

She looks like a normal person now. FOR SHAME.

Mournful

*Sigh* Leave her alone,subby. Weren't you taught to respect your elders?

Apparent trap.

LiLo, 2.0
Bigger, hairier, closer to the ground.

I feel kind of sorry for her - her family are farking atrocious money grabbing limpets who have bled her dry and you just know that as a kid she saw stuff that kids just aren't meant to see.

That said, an appalling upbringing shouldn't stop her from have a shower and a course of penicillin.

ongbok:
She is starting to look more and more like a burnt out street addict attainable everyday.

Giggity.

I don't care. Still would.

She is such a train wreck.

If I were to see her at the local city bus interchange here in Battle Creek looking like that, the first thought that would run through my mind would be "trailer-park white-trash meth-head ho-bag". And she would get no more than that first look.

MoronLessOff: I don't care. Still would.

Me too.

Seeing her now makes me sad. She had the potential to be a ginger goddess, and she threw it all away.

Good God that's awful.

In the immortal words of Mr. Carlin: "...I wouldn't f*#k her with a stolen dick!"

/I probably would actually, but I am pathetic.

All she needs is a baby in one arm and a picture of her trailer behind her.

Kaybeck: She looks like a normal person now. FOR SHAME.

A normal 50 year old, sure.

Link

"I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."

Weep. Weep and mourn.



Link

For the past is gone.

I eat mop
I'd say do not want, but who am I kidding, I'd hit anything
/not that mrs. mop would let me

Here. Just in case you've never heard this. Link

Texian: Double-chin, bad tattoo, mom shorts, hints of a spare tire, and the sag of never wearing proper mammary support.

There is no God.

Proper mammary support ain't gonna help...
Link

Jim from Saint Paul: Weep. Weep and mourn.

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Link

For the past is gone.

You are *seriously* trying to get me to finish off that 12-pack of Heineken I have in the fridge before 3 PM EDT today, aren't you? I mean, posting that pic after the FailOnline article pics is enough to depress anyone into drinking themselves into a stupor.

johnz16: Christ, what a train wreck. So much potential flushed down the toilet.

Potential what? Herpes?

Shape > size

Kaybeck: She looks like a normal person now. FOR SHAME.

Let's be honest, she looks normal for a 35-40 year-old woman who hasn't stayed in good shape and out of the sun. For a 26 year-old, she looks rode hard and put up wet. At 18 she was one of the hottest females on the planet, now, she's a walking example of how much the system can suck the life from a celebrity like a chupacabra loose in a stockyard.

FunkOut: They're halfway to the navel already.

In five years she'll be able to throw both of them over her shoulders.

Ennuipoet: Eat More Possum: Gimme a bottle of cheap wine and a seedy motel and I'd hit it

I suspect you could get with just the cheap bottle of wine.

The wine was for him. He would need to get his courage up.