"Looks like he's a real"

*sunglasses*

"Die-hard."



Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!

That's a hard way to go.

Should we all clap our hands together?

He looks like David Cross in a wig.

Am glad to say I have no idea who this is...

Other than that the article says he was on the real world.

You only know about it now. Because it wasn't considered a problem when he was stiff for less than 4 hours.

Mugato: Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!

"Looks like things in his world got a little too... real."

Sybarite: ll-media.tmz.com

"Death Room." Stay classy, TMZ.

433: "Death Room." Stay classy, TMZ.

I don't see how that's worse than "death bed".

Sybarite: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x450]

Should we all clap our hands together?

She tried using only blacklights to complete her theme, but the room was just too brightly lit. So she switched to table lamps.

Rigor vitus transitioned straight to rigor mortus.

It sounds to me like he OD'd on coke, with other stuff found in his system.

Does someone know if that's actually a fatal combo? Is it the combination that's toxic?

And now for the incredible awkwardness introduction point

If I were gay, that would be the kind of man who I would take to bed

I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking it was going to be Puck.

I thought the second picture was the same guy after undergoing a sex change operation. They look similar.

I was sure it was going to be Puck.

SwingAwayMarell: I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking hoping it was going to be Puck.

FTFM

I've always wanted to do this...

Who?

It was as much fun as I'd thought it would be.

YouBWrong: I was sure it was going to be Puck.

Darwin wins!

Sybarite: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x450]

Should we all clap our hands together?

I think that room probably comes with Clap pre-loaded.

*sigh*

remember the good old days when all MTV used to show was 'The Real World'?

Chalk me up for Puck.

It would've been awesome if the "article" included basic information, like which season/city this guy was on (is it the current season? Is there a current season?). I don't expect TMZ to be The New York Times, but journalists should learn to simple obvious questions like that at the high-school level.

please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck

*clicks link*

shiat!!!!

So he died of a pornstar cocktail?

They are finally dieing off, after years of mediocre television. It is hard to muster just a smidge of sadness. I say good riddance.

SwingAwayMarell: I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking it was going to be Puck.

No.

And nothing of value was lost.

Now he's at that great big blitz-ball arena in the sky.

Bag of Hammers: please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck

*clicks link*

shiat!!!!

SwingAwayMarell: I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking it was going to be Puck.

Puck will live forever.

Bag of Hammers: please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck

*clicks link*

shiat!!!!

Puck was the best character in the history of The Real World.

YouBWrong: I was sure it was going to be Puck.

It sure wasn't going to be Pedro Zamora (sp)

mongbiohazard: [i275.photobucket.com image 604x358]

Frighteningly accurate.

But let's think about this.....

If we play this up and talk about it as being a tragedy maybe we can get more of the useless wastes of space to up and off themselves in the hopes that it will make them "eternal."

I barely watch these days.. but I will catch it on occasion as a habit. I loved the early Real Worlds...

Anyhoos, this guy was a mess to begin with. Surprised it didn't happen sooner, honestly.

OH MAN GUIZE HE'S GOING SUPER SAIYAN

SwingAwayMarell: I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking it was going to be Puck.

YouBWrong: I was sure it was going to be Puck.

empres77: Chalk me up for Puck.

Bag of Hammers: please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck
please be Puck

*clicks link*

shiat!!!!

For a guy who was on a stupid show for one season NEARLY TWO DECADES AGO, he sure seems to have engendered a lot of hate. What did he do, molest your cats? Wreck your Camaro? Steal your Cheetos?

Sybarite: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x450]

Just a little too much pixie dust.

Who?

I had to go check Wikipedia to find when he was on.

Apparently, the Hollywood season, season 20, which aired in 2008, also known as 'years and years after people stopped giving a shiat about the Real World'.

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: It sounds to me like he OD'd on coke, with other stuff found in his system.

Does someone know if that's actually a fatal combo? Is it the combination that's toxic?

Certainly Alcohol and Cocaine are a known cardio-toxic combination. Alcohol potentiates the risk of fatal arrhythmias induced by cocaine.

Viagra can cause hypotension, so combining that with a twitchy heart would have an additive effect of badness.

Who?

Clicks link?

Oh, a douche. Moving on....

SwingAwayMarell: I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking it was going to be Puck.

I was also rooting for Puck

overdosing on Viagra, cocaine and alcohol

Broktun: Puck was the best character in the history of The Real World.

That's like saying he was the best turd in the septic tank...

When I first saw the apartment complex he died in, the architecture looked familiar. Chicago Ridge is pretty fitting a location for a washed-up douche to die of a cocaine overdose.





"Good bye and we'll miss youuu...a wheww whe-hew!!!!"

SwingAwayMarell: I can't be the only one who clicked that link thinking it was going to be Puck.

Thay's exactly why I clicked the link.