People don't got fins, genius!

Know how I know you live in your mom's basement, Subby?

Ah. Relocation.Sure, that'll fix it.

Those gullible fish were duped in their liberal schools.

Could we also maybe convince the soils to move north also so we can continue to, you know, grow our food and stuff?

Krymson Tyde: Could we also maybe convince the soils to move north also so we can continue to, you know, grow our food and stuff?

and our infrastructure.

Krymson Tyde: Could we also maybe convince the soils to move north also so we can continue to, you know, grow our food and stuff?

Why, when there's canned food? I mean, only Commie-Pinkos eat that fresh stuff. You go to the freezer aisle and you can find plenty...

The idea of people moving north to adapt to global warming has to scare the crap out of Canada.

Hobodeluxe: Krymson Tyde: Could we also maybe convince the soils to move north also so we can continue to, you know, grow our food and stuff?

and our infrastructure.

If our buildings were Transformers they'd get up and walk to a new location. Of course, the phrase "working in the bowels" would take on a whole new meaning.

Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

ginandbacon: Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

Rick Perry has a sad now. Thanks.

Bontesla: ginandbacon: Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

Rick Perry has a sad now. Thanks.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! That moment was farking priceless.

ginandbacon: Bontesla: ginandbacon: Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

Rick Perry has a sad now. Thanks.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! That moment was farking priceless.

That boy was higher than hell.

JerseyTim: The idea of people moving north to adapt to global warming has to scare the crap out of Canada.

Hell no. #1- we're picky. #2- We'll gladly take your money. All of it. Bow before your new Canadian overlords.

Bontesla: ginandbacon: Bontesla: ginandbacon: Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

Rick Perry has a sad now. Thanks.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! That moment was farking priceless.

That boy was higher than hell.

I seriously miss him.

ginandbacon: Bontesla: ginandbacon: Bontesla: ginandbacon: Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

Rick Perry has a sad now. Thanks.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! That moment was farking priceless.

That boy was higher than hell.

I seriously miss him.

I miss the primaries. OH and the Bad Lip Reading videos. Oh my goodness. They made me sooo happy.

My FAVORITE

Bontesla: ginandbacon: Bontesla: ginandbacon: Bontesla: ginandbacon: Just you wait until you have no more maple syrup!! (Sooner than you think, Subby. Sooner than you think.)

Rick Perry has a sad now. Thanks.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! That moment was farking priceless.

That boy was higher than hell.

I seriously miss him.

I miss the primaries. OH and the Bad Lip Reading videos. Oh my goodness. They made me sooo happy.

My FAVORITE

What was really hilarious is I got a Romney ad with Ryan singing hosannas to the January recovery they will cause in front of it

No way. Adapting to a changing environment is out of the question. We must do whatever it takes to lock in the current "correct" climate. After billions of years of upheaval and evolution, our planet has finally arrived at the perfect state. No cost, no sacrifice is too great to maintain this pristine setting of the global thermostat (which we alone control)

/Adapt resist any and all change or perish

Obviously fish don't depend on a broader ecosystem consisting primarily of sessile organisms, and obviously nothing has promoted global peace and prosperity like massive displacement of people into occupied land.

Sam Kinison figure this out back in the 80's.

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Australian scientists say there is now "striking evidence" of extensive southward migration of tropical fish and declines in other species due to climate change, in a major ocean report card.

That's the very first goddamn sentence of the article, Trollmitter! Unless you were utterly blinded by ideology, you couldn't possibly have missed that.

Fish are smart like that. People, not so much.
"This is MY land/religion/god!"

Relocation sounds good. We can start with moving folks out of tropical areas into more temperate ones, especially those with a lot of arable land and good infrastructure to handle the excess population.

You know, like having lots of Mexicans move to America. Shouldn't cause any problems at all. Nope, perfectly ok with everyone....

Humans have air conditioning, if it ever gets to be a real problem we can just build some really big ones for the outdoors.


Even teenage girls know this.

What global warming?

Even after cherrypicking the stations, and even after cherrypicking the homogeneity process, and even after their "selection" of outliers, and even after their cherrypicking of every fudge factor known to FSM or man, they end up with this:



It is, admittedly, only 15 years.

But hey, just imagine how much warming there will be when it is, you know, warming.

Il Douchey:

No way. Adapting to a changing environment is out of the question. We must do whatever it takes to lock in the current "correct" climate. After billions of years of upheaval and evolution, our planet has finally arrived at the perfect state. No cost, no sacrifice is too great to maintain this pristine setting of the global thermostat (which we alone control)

/Adapt resist any and all change or perish

Given the trillions invested over the last few centuries in agriculture, water resources, real estate and so on, adapting by getting off the fossil fuel tit *is* the cheap option.

Are you sure you want to push the idea that people are resisting adaptation? Because I can think of entire industries who are resisting change for all they're worth...

SevenizGud:

What global warming?

Even after cherrypicking the stations, and even after cherrypicking the homogeneity process, and even after their "selection" of outliers, and even after their cherrypicking of every fudge factor known to FSM or man, they end up with this:

It is, admittedly, only 15 years.

But hey, just imagine how much warming there will be when it is, you know, warming.

Huh... I wonder what the same data set says for 14 and 16 years...



I notice you're very wound up about the concept of "cherrypicking." I wonder why you would be so sensitive about the idea?

There's no one more righteous than someone with a guilty conscience, eh?

maxheck: Huh... I wonder what the same data set says for 14 and 16 years...

Oh noez!! It's worse than we thought!

SevenizGud:

maxheck: Huh... I wonder what the same data set says for 14 and 16 years...

Oh noez!! It's worse than we thought!

No, but it is as bad as those that are honest in their assessment are saying.

You, on the other hand, have repeatedly been shown that you're... well... Cherrypicking. You know darn well you're lying, and yet you show up in every ACC-related thread posting a chart with a hand-picked interval designed to give the line you want.

Are you getting paid to do this, or is it OCD?

maxheck: You know darn well you're lying

I am sure that the people at Hadley will be relieved to know that their last 15 years of data is a lie.

SevenizGud:

maxheck: You know darn well you're lying

I am sure that the people at Hadley will be relieved to know that their last 15 years of data is a lie.

I'm pretty sure that anyone who understands how to interpret data would be appalled at your use of said data. Heck, you'd freak out if someone picked a trend line from January to August in the northern hemisphere and said "this shows global warming is real."

I used the same data set and methodology as you to show that you can get any trend line you want if you cherrypick data. You even stressed the idea of cherrypicking data in your initial wharrgarbl.

Seriously, kiddo... You are lying. You know better. You keep doing it. You have zero credibility, and yet I expect you'll be posting the same tired crud again.

unyon: JerseyTim: The idea of people moving north to adapt to global warming has to scare the crap out of Canada.

Hell no. #1- we're picky. #2- We'll gladly take your money. All of it. Bow before your new Canadian overlords.

I wouldn't be so confident about that. If it ever comes to war over living space, we in the US have enough batshiat insane people (& politicians) that would totally support taking your property & nice things...

/ we've done this before, too.
// hopefully, I'll be long dead before the climate gets really ugly...

maxheck: Heck, you'd freak out if someone picked a trend line from January to August in the northern hemisphere and said "this shows global warming is real."

Yeah, because:

A. FIFTEEN YEARS is just like seasonal change.

B. A few months makes a trend just like FIFTEEN YEARS does.

C. The northern hemisphere now covers the entire surface of the planet.

That's some good logicing, Lou.

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SevenizGud: maxheck: Heck, you'd freak out if someone picked a trend line from January to August in the northern hemisphere and said "this shows global warming is real."

Yeah, because:

A. FIFTEEN YEARS is just like seasonal change.

B. A few months makes a trend just like FIFTEEN YEARS does.

C. The northern hemisphere now covers the entire surface of the planet.

That's some good logicing, Lou.


Then I'm sure you can explain why 15 years is better than 5 years or 30 years, Goldilocks.



/what cooling?

When box jellyfish reach the Hamptons then you'll hear about how the climates changing.

People are already doing this. Or trying to. First step is to move closer to the coastal areas, where there's some natural cooling.

Gettin' pret' darn crowded here, though.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: People are already doing this. Or trying to. First step is to move closer to the coastal areas, where there's some natural cooling.

Gettin' pret' darn crowded here, though.

Good thing all that liberal hogwash about rising sea levels and increased variability and intensity of storm surges, hurricanes, typhoons, and cyclones is just propoganda, otherwise that might not work out so well (having an even higher concentration of people worldwide living in coastal areas than we do now). I'm sure everything will be fine, though. The Job Creators^TM would never lie to us. 

Pollute All the Things!

SevenizGud: C. The northern hemisphere now covers the entire surface of the planet.

I'm really interested in the bizarre logic behind this point.

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GranoblasticMan: SevenizGud: C. The northern hemisphere now covers the entire surface of the planet.

I'm really interested in the bizarre logic behind this point.

For His Noodly Sake, don't encourage him. He's so incompetent as a troll that for a moment I wondered if maxheck was straw-sockpuppeting.

Subby would be thrilled to see a few million Ethiopians dog-paddle into his gated community?

I assume all you "just migrate to better climates" folks are in favor of totally open borders, right?

Il Douchey: No way. Adapting to a changing environment is out of the question. We must do whatever it takes to lock in the current "correct" climate. After billions of years of upheaval and evolution, our planet has finally arrived at the perfect state. No cost, no sacrifice is too great to maintain this pristine setting of the global thermostat (which we alone control)

/Adapt resist any and all change or perish

Or, the climate has been pretty stable for the past 10,000 years or so (hmm, that's about the length of human civilization) and we've established vast amounts of infrastructure and agriculture not to mention population centers based on certain climate patterns and water resources.

ToxicMunkee: Hobodeluxe: Krymson Tyde: Could we also maybe convince the soils to move north also so we can continue to, you know, grow our food and stuff?

and our infrastructure.

If our buildings were Transformers they'd get up and walk to a new location. Of course, the phrase "working in the bowels" would take on a whole new meaning.

If that ever happens, I'm moving to Trypticon. All of you goodie-goodies can be stuffed into Metroplex.

Dr. Mojo PhD: maxheck: I notice you're very wound up about the concept of "cherrypicking." I wonder why you would be so sensitive about the idea?

There's no one more righteous than someone with a guilty conscience, eh?

It's because we've called SevenizGud on his cherry picking before. When he originally began thread-jacking with his constant woodfortrees.org spam, another Farker noticed what page Seven was taking it from -- a page on woodfortrees.org that used the exact chart Seven was using to explain how to lie with statistics; essentially how to tell a half-truth (which isn't a partial truth, it's a whole lie).

You have to understand that, like any given sociopath, Seven simply takes insolent pleasure from lying (and from the ability to lie) and provoking negative reactions in other people (negative narcissistic supply). It's how he feels power over others and himself.

The reason he states words like "cherry picking" and highlights the 15-year time period is because he was exposed heavily to those words when he was originally confronted. Mirroring behaviour (ie: repeating back to people their criticisms of you) isn't simply projection, it's a way to "own" the accusation, ie: reaction formation -- pedophiles scream the loudest about children's welfare and all that. You "can't" accuse him of cherry picking, because he's already "called it", and why would he do that if he was guilty of it, right?

He also knows that 15 years (or less) is the noisiest time period of any given portion of that dataset, and we extend it beyond 15 years because otherwise we cannot have an accurate average. He knows this because not only was it pointed out to him, woodfortrees.org used the very chart he's posting (among others) to make that point. Again, it's simply the insolent, childish pleasure of being able to defiantly lie that gives the impotent a sense of power. "I ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT I'LL JUST ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T EVER GET THROUGH TO ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

Cute when a five-yea ...

If you ever need or want a bodyguard, call me. I'd be honored.

/stupid FARK won't let me quote your entire post

Baryogenesis: I assume all you "just migrate to better climates" folks are in favor of totally open borders, right?

Il Douchey: No way. Adapting to a changing environment is out of the question. We must do whatever it takes to lock in the current "correct" climate. After billions of years of upheaval and evolution, our planet has finally arrived at the perfect state. No cost, no sacrifice is too great to maintain this pristine setting of the global thermostat (which we alone control)

/Adapt resist any and all change or perish

Or, the climate has been pretty stable for the past 10,000 years or so (hmm, that's about the length of human civilization) and we've established vast amounts of infrastructure and agriculture not to mention population centers based on certain climate patterns and water resources.

And the climate still IS pretty stable.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: People are already doing this. Or trying to. First step is to move closer to the coastal areas, where there's some natural cooling.

Gettin' pret' darn crowded here, though.

hurricanes and tropical storms will reduce that crowded condition.

blahpers:

GranoblasticMan: SevenizGud: C. The northern hemisphere now covers the entire surface of the planet.

I'm really interested in the bizarre logic behind this point.

For His Noodly Sake, don't encourage him. He's so incompetent as a troll that for a moment I wondered if maxheck was straw-sockpuppeting.

Oh good gravy... just... no. I think my two remaining brain cells would generate a full Cronenberg-style head explosion before they managed to generate that level of derp. That's a large part of why I call nitwits like that out on their BS, I can't stand to see idiocy like that live.

Dr. Mojo PhD:

tl;dr: If a person is so far undecided on the position of global warming, ask yourselves if global warming is false and AGW proponents do not speak truthfully, why do the opponents of it have to engage in such behaviour? Why would sociopathic behaviour naturally gravitate towards a false position?

This alone should be enough to tell you that, even if you cannot understand the science (as most don't understand the science or engineering that we accept as valid and true in our daily lives), anthropogenic global warming is, in fact, true.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that, but given that Exxon and other fossil fuel companies are willing to drop $25M per year on coin-operated think-tanks like American Enterprise Institute and various astroturfing operations certainly makes one wonder what they're fighting so hard against.