*knock*knock*

"Sandygram."

Old Farkers, represent.

Ha! Professor Elliot made fark! I will never forget your boring-ass lectures.

Now there are five people who got the reference. Maybe.



Candygram...

Learn to swim. So sayeth reverend Maynard.

I am the mighty shark, ar, ar, ar.

In Arizona, we've know about prehistoric sharks for a while.

Pleistocene candygrams?

I'm not old, and I got that reference.

//Local NBC affiliate used to show old episodes of SNL at 2:00 AM Sunday morning unedited.

Mrs. Hurglebrstred?

juniperwasting: Now there are five people who got the reference. Maybe.



Candygram...

37... I get it thanks to comedy central and early 90's reruns.

I understand the reference due to "The Best Of Saturday Night Live" on Nick at Nite.

/I still feel old.

UNICEF?

I remember when those originally aired -- but I was a kid at the time.


/li'l bit younger than dirt
//according to carbon dating

Mammogram...

"Uh... No ma'am, I'm just a dolphin."