I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

mmm..open faced club sandwich

I bet it was an argument over using Mayonaise or Miracle Whip.

Were there no heroes to stand up and submarine this argument before it had come to blows? Were Reuben and Dagwood out late at the club? The mother is lucky she didn't get a cut open-face.

THREAD OVER IN ONE.

gimmegimme: I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

So, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

Were they cousins?

Slu: gimmegimme: I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

So, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?



"I'm for 'em!"

Came for Mitch...leaving satisfied.

gimmegimme: Slu: gimmegimme: I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

So, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?



"I'm for 'em!"

Spread the word on menus nationwide.

It's a puzzling story

Biatch prolly putted catsup onnit.

/Not one actual word!
//"Catsup" is not a word.
///Fark the dictionaries.

... with a helpful picture of a sandwich.

Uh oh.
Better call the
 
Yeah, I Know. It's in Mass.

Mom's special sauce always did pack a punch.

I have a comment that I use about once every six months at a place my groups goes for sandwiches. "Damn, you could beat a man with that Club".

If you ever want to evaluate a diner, order the Club Sammich.

If it is is good, you have found a home.

gimmegimme: Slu: gimmegimme: I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

So, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

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"I'm for 'em!"

How about chips or potato salad?

/no sprouts

Onkel Buck: gimmegimme: Slu: gimmegimme: I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

So, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

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"I'm for 'em!"

How about chips or potato salad?

/no sprouts



I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that -- ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!

The original headline led me to believe that this would be a story involving drugs. It is possible that my slang is dated.

/I blame Rent.

RIP Mitch.

/Still haven't tried a pastrami, cottage cheese and banana bread sandwich yet.

gimmegimme: Onkel Buck: gimmegimme: Slu: gimmegimme: I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man.

So, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

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"I'm for 'em!"

How about chips or potato salad?

/no sprouts

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I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that -- ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!

the following is parphrased because Im too buzzed up to google the bit
"Deli sandwhiches have too much meat man, its like a cow in between two crackers.... Can I get a loaf of bread and some more people?"

werem00se: RIP Mitch.

/Still haven't tried a pastrami, cottage cheese and banana bread sandwich yet.

fark you! It would ruin the deli's reputation!

/yes RIP Mitch. I have my iPOD on shuffle when Im at work and when his bits come up make my day more bearable.

Where should I hold the chicken?

BETWEEN YOUR KNEESSSSS!

AssAsInAssassin: Biatch prolly putted catsup onnit.

/Not one actual word!
//"Catsup" is not a word.
///Fark the dictionaries.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Where's the Hero tag?

belhade: AssAsInAssassin: Biatch prolly putted catsup onnit.

/Not one actual word!
//"Catsup" is not a word.
///Fark the dictionaries.

Obviously you're not a golfer.



pudding pal

Came for Mitch. Leaving extremely satisfied.

AssAsInAssassin: Biatch prolly putted catsup onnit.

/Not one actual word!
//"Catsup" is not a word.
///Fark the dictionaries.

Tanthalas39: AssAsInAssassin: Biatch prolly putted catsup onnit.

/Not one actual word!
//"Catsup" is not a word.
///Fark the dictionaries.

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Interesting factoid about the word "catsup." It was originally "cat soup," but the u and the space got damaged in shipping, so the marketer just left it the way it was. Eventually they replaced the cats with tomatoes, because they're easier to skin.