With six women fighting tonight (2 matches in the prelims and the headliner) we might as well just shorten the Strikefark list tonight to the Invicta list :

1) Fap

1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Sweaty dick punching cartoon
4) RING GIRLS
6) How coked up IS Rogan tonight ?
7) Old UFC vs new UFC snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) You know this is all fixed/ a work right ?
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) itsrealtome.jpg
17) Thai Cup
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20. Goldberg: "Superman punch!"
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) The biggest fight of _____'s career
24) The biggest night in UFC history(or any random Tony Schiavone pic)
25)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
26)The presser was more exciting than the main card
27) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
28) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
29) SPINNING BACKFIST
30) SPINNING BACKFAIL
31) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
32) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
33) That fight was stopped too soon
34) That fight should have been stopped sooner
35) EYE SCREAM
36) Hork inducing slow motion replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
37) Death, taxes and Rousey by armbar

The headline made my head hurt.

I blame the 250 character limit.


And your glass head

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What the fark, fark?

violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 435x294]

That's my favorite pic of Rhonda "Rape Face" Rousey

Here's what I want in the near future

her



vs. her

 

Either in an octagon or a pool fool of ky

All I know is that Rousey better work on her striking before she thinks of taking on Cyborg.

I don't really care to ever see Cyborg fight again.

Klippoklondike: Here's what I want in the near future

her

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Carano has retired from fighting and is currently filming a "Fast And Furious" sequel with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.


Even if she wasn't retired she would never make weight at 135 lbs.

violentsalvation: I don't really care to ever see Cyborg fight again.

Same here.

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I don't really care to ever see Cyborg fight again.

Same here.

thirded

I submitted a headline I thought was a least a LITTLE bit funnier than last week's headline.

Then (of course) I notice this was greenlit.

No cheating and changing your picks after you see mine :-)

And my Jungle Fights picks, since it is streaming tonight as well:

Go ahead and steal these picks all you want, lol.

Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I don't really care to ever see Cyborg fight again.

Same here.

thirded

I'd like to see her miss weight AND lose decisively in the first round.

One Bad Apple: I blame the 250 character limit.


And your glass head

I have to wait for the Smart/Funny buttons to show up to reward you accordingly :-)

libranoelrose asked me to post his picks for him.

Kaufman has a far better chance than most presume, that she's been bet up to +500 is absolutely insane.

Also, Belfort joined Blackzeros today, so bet the house, farm, and first born on Belcher.

the biggest redneck here: Kaufman has a far better chance than most presume, that she's been bet up to +500 is absolutely insane.

Also, Belfort joined Blackzeros today, so bet the house, farm, and first born on Belcher.

Well make your picks and post them then. If you think Kaufman is going to win, make the pick.

downpaymentblues: the biggest redneck here: Kaufman has a far better chance than most presume, that she's been bet up to +500 is absolutely insane.

Also, Belfort joined Blackzeros today, so bet the house, farm, and first born on Belcher.

Well make your picks and post them then. If you think Kaufman is going to win, make the pick.

I like American odds-style betting, the Tapology format just doesn't fit my eye.

Straight up, I'll take Rousey. ~+300 is where it gets interesting, and +500 is the worst line I've seen in a long, long time.

For the main event, I'm concerned that, as the headline says, Rousey might be looking past Kaufman. Kaufman is far from a pushover. Plus Rousey has been just about everywhere lately: late-night talk shows, photoshoots for magazines, MMA shows, etc. Hell, she even hosted TMZ last week. Between the hectic schedule and the danger of believing her own hype, I'm wondering if her training has suffered. An upset wouldn't surprise me that much.

That said, I still picked Ronda to win by first round submission. I'm going out on a limb and guessing armbar.

you would go out on a limb.

the biggest redneck here: I like American odds-style betting, the Tapology format just doesn't fit my eye.

Well that's about as wimpy as I've seen a man be in quite a while ;-)

downpaymentblues: the biggest redneck here: I like American odds-style betting, the Tapology format just doesn't fit my eye.

Well that's about as wimpy as I've seen a man be in quite a while ;-)

Obviously you've never seen me finding a spider in the bathroom. Eeeew. Spiders.

psychicdeath99: Obviously you've never seen me finding a spider in the bathroom. Eeeew. Spiders.

Did you hear about the exciting discovery of a completely new family of spider? They found it living in Oregon caves. Here's a picture.

You are welcome!

downpaymentblues: the biggest redneck here: I like American odds-style betting, the Tapology format just doesn't fit my eye.

Well that's about as wimpy as I've seen a man be in quite a while ;-)

I'll start a betting game that will go through the next few months. I'll start with a $100 bank, and we'll see where I am at the end of the year. Tonight, I'll go $20 on Kaufman in the hopes of doubling my bank on the very first night.

downpaymentblues: psychicdeath99: Obviously you've never seen me finding a spider in the bathroom. Eeeew. Spiders.

Did you hear about the exciting discovery of a completely new family of spider? They found it living in Oregon caves. Here's a picture.

You are welcome!

[photos.mongabay.com image 568x454]

EEEEK!

the biggest redneck here: downpaymentblues: the biggest redneck here: I like American odds-style betting, the Tapology format just doesn't fit my eye.

Well that's about as wimpy as I've seen a man be in quite a while ;-)

I'll start a betting game that will go through the next few months. I'll start with a $100 bank, and we'll see where I am at the end of the year. Tonight, I'll go $20 on Kaufman in the hopes of doubling my bank on the very first night.

I don't bet, so I can't join you, but I like the idea. I will be following along.

psychicdeath99: downpaymentblues: psychicdeath99: Obviously you've never seen me finding a spider in the bathroom. Eeeew. Spiders.

Did you hear about the exciting discovery of a completely new family of spider? They found it living in Oregon caves. Here's a picture.

You are welcome!

[photos.mongabay.com image 568x454]

EEEEK!

Spanning four centimeters with extended limbs, the spider spins sparse webs on cave ceilings. The researchers consider it is most closely related to goblin spiders, but more primitive still. Almost nothing is known about the new species' behavior; even what it eats remains a mystery. In fact, the researchers have tried feeding captured spiders various foods, but to date the arachnids have refused the offerings and perished. Still, its sickle claws suggest that Trogloraptor marchingtoni is a stupendous hunter.

Some nighttime dream material.

consider this: What channel are the prelims on?

Showtime Extreme. Or, a meandering stream near your computer...

downpaymentblues: psychicdeath99: downpaymentblues: psychicdeath99: Obviously you've never seen me finding a spider in the bathroom. Eeeew. Spiders.

Did you hear about the exciting discovery of a completely new family of spider? They found it living in Oregon caves. Here's a picture.

You are welcome!

[photos.mongabay.com image 568x454]

EEEEK!

Spanning four centimeters with extended limbs, the spider spins sparse webs on cave ceilings. The researchers consider it is most closely related to goblin spiders, but more primitive still. Almost nothing is known about the new species' behavior; even what it eats remains a mystery. In fact, the researchers have tried feeding captured spiders various foods, but to date the arachnids have refused the offerings and perished. Still, its sickle claws suggest that Trogloraptor marchingtoni is a stupendous hunter.

Some nighttime dream material.

I'll stick with my usual "Charlize Theron, Brittany Palmer, Natalie Portman and Milla Jovovich lingerie pillow-fight" dreams, thanks.

Woooooooo! Ready for action!

/these threads get me far, far too excited

IiiiiiiiiiIIITTTSSS SHOWTIME!

Mmmmmm Tate and Kedzie...

...are those Burger King crowns?

Testiclaw: ...are those Burger King crowns?

Worse. Generic birthday party favor crowns

downpaymentblues: I don't bet

Mormon, communist, or both?

Anyone else want to play along?

downpaymentblues: but to date the arachnids have refused the offerings and perished.

Have they tried small children?

One Bad Apple: Worse.

Hahahaha! That's hard to do!

the biggest redneck here: downpaymentblues: the biggest redneck here: I like American odds-style betting, the Tapology format just doesn't fit my eye.

Well that's about as wimpy as I've seen a man be in quite a while ;-)

I'll start a betting game that will go through the next few months. I'll start with a $100 bank, and we'll see where I am at the end of the year. Tonight, I'll go $20 on Kaufman in the hopes of doubling my bank on the very first night.

Why would you put 20 on Kaufman in the hopes of doubling up, I can drive a 1/4 mile to my sports book and get her at 5-1 or 11/2 ... and yeah even if you don't live in Vegas people with better odds still exist

Ricehouse was lucky to get out of that round.

Very good start to the night!

10-9 Green

10-9 Blah Dude, but Whitey is a survivor man.

oh never mind, you said doubling your bank lol, big difference!

10/9 Green knock down and takedown.

Green has slowed down a LOT in the 2nd round.

Nick Diaz'ish taunts!