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18 Aug 2012 05:57 PM   |   24618 clicks   |   Gizmag
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
Subby:
i.imgur.com

18 Aug 2012 05:05 PM
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Joelogon    [TotalFark]  
Subby, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
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Romeo. Oscar. November. Charlie. Tango. Tango. Lima. Alpha. Authentication: two, two; zero, zero; four, zero; Delta, Lima.

18 Aug 2012 05:44 PM
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DarthBart     
Joelogon: Subby, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
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Romeo. Oscar. November. Charlie. Tango. Tango. Lima. Alpha. Authentication: two, two; zero, zero; four, zero; Delta, Lima.


TURN YOUR KEY!

18 Aug 2012 05:59 PM
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Ecobuckeye     
What in the Sam Hell is going on in this thread?

18 Aug 2012 06:04 PM
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miss diminutive    [TotalFark]  
Ubi uses voice recognition technology to listen for plain language commands, responding to requests in a synthesized voice or offering simple status updates using the multi-colored LED indicator lights.

img525.imageshack.us

18 Aug 2012 06:05 PM
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techbuzz     
Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

18 Aug 2012 06:06 PM
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jayphat     
DarthBart: Joelogon: Subby, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
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Romeo. Oscar. November. Charlie. Tango. Tango. Lima. Alpha. Authentication: two, two; zero, zero; four, zero; Delta, Lima.

TURN YOUR KEY!


Lol. Thank you. I needed that.

18 Aug 2012 06:08 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     
So, it's just Sure then?

18 Aug 2012 06:12 PM
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semiotix    [TotalFark]  
I'll just leave this here.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

18 Aug 2012 06:12 PM
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Strongbeerrules     
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.......

18 Aug 2012 06:12 PM
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Fizpez     
DarthBart: Joelogon: Subby, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
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Romeo. Oscar. November. Charlie. Tango. Tango. Lima. Alpha. Authentication: two, two; zero, zero; four, zero; Delta, Lima.

TURN YOUR KEY!


Just watched the whole thing on youtube last week ;)

18 Aug 2012 06:14 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     
Benjimin_Dover: So, it's just Sure then?

Not a fan of the new autocorrect in ICS.

That's supposed to be Siri.

/Fifty times to get it to not autocorrect ICS to I've.

18 Aug 2012 06:15 PM
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Greenbeanx     
semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

The most secure password evar!

18 Aug 2012 06:16 PM
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traylor     
Ubi is a metaphor for God. Ubi is all-powerful and all-knowing, and Ubi is everywhere. The computer can is only a form that Ubi takes to make it easy for people to understand it and use it. It is not the substance inside the can that helps them, but rather their faith in the promise that it will help them.

18 Aug 2012 06:20 PM
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Jormungandr     
Greenbeanx: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

The most secure password evar!


Not really, they had to write it down in the computer to remember it.
The headline made me think of those mysterious Number Stations.

18 Aug 2012 06:20 PM
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desertgeek     
semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527]


You just exposed Subby's fail. He added a 3 in the 1st string of numbers.

Access denied.

18 Aug 2012 06:22 PM
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vodka     
This might be interesting to hook up to my thermostat that I build from parts and a cheap Android tablet. Although I imagine if I just had their software I could run it right on my thermostat. I wonder if there is actually any technology in it or if it's all software, if it's all software then the price is ridiculous.

18 Aug 2012 06:23 PM
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HairBolus     
gizmag?

Is that pronounced with a hard or soft "g"?

18 Aug 2012 06:24 PM
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null    [TotalFark]  
desertgeek: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527]

You just exposed Subby's fail. He added a 3 in the 1st string of numbers.

Access denied.


IMDb says the computer is wrong.

18 Aug 2012 06:25 PM
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Flint Ironstag    [TotalFark]  
I still feel pretty stupid being alone and talking to a computer. You'd have thought with all the sci-fi with voice interaction it would be natural.

This looks cool. For $200 I'd certainly buy one to try.

18 Aug 2012 06:28 PM
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CorporateGoon     
null: desertgeek: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527]

You just exposed Subby's fail. He added a 3 in the 1st string of numbers.

Access denied.

IMDb says the computer is wrong.


Indeed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNrWgj h9tnU 

Even in the future, voice recognition sucks.

18 Aug 2012 06:34 PM
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desertgeek     
null: desertgeek: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527]

You just exposed Subby's fail. He added a 3 in the 1st string of numbers.

Access denied.

IMDb says the computer is wrong.


Well, then I'm wrong. Carry on.

18 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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Rossi_84     
Took 6 seconds to regsister what it was.... I feel ashamed

18 Aug 2012 06:41 PM
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kidsizedcoffin     
I'm just relieved that ubi isn't associated with ubisoft.

18 Aug 2012 06:44 PM
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ArcadianRefugee     
The ubiquitous computer (or Ubi for short) is an always-on

Energy-draining

voice-activated

Frequently hard to use

Wi-Fi-connected

Unsecure

computer that listens for vocal questions and commands from a user

and background noise from the television

and responds in a synthesized voice or via multi-colored LED status indicator lights

Did I get them all?

18 Aug 2012 06:50 PM
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belhade     
Not to be confused with:

biz.viacom.com

18 Aug 2012 06:52 PM
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What Plants Crave     
Was disappointed when this didn't turn out to be some kind of viral marketing campaign for a new Tool album.

18 Aug 2012 06:53 PM
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naptapper    [TotalFark]  
semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527]


Thank you.

18 Aug 2012 07:11 PM
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Arkcon     
Yeah, but ... what does it do?

"Ubi, show me some boobies"

Ubi flashes lights. 

Ubi, check my email.

Ubi glows

I didn't really get uses from the article.

18 Aug 2012 07:16 PM
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lionfish     

18 Aug 2012 07:30 PM
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HMS_Blinkin     
semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

I was hoping that subby was referencing that scene. I loves me some TNG.

18 Aug 2012 07:31 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
i love that so many products have bizarre, silly and made-up names. life is not as boring as it used to be.

18 Aug 2012 07:33 PM
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Kit Fister     
What is this,I don't even...

18 Aug 2012 07:40 PM
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had98c     
I prefer 18-24-61-B-17-17-4. Easier to remember at least.

18 Aug 2012 07:46 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
Jormungandr: Greenbeanx: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

The most secure password evar!

Not really, they had to write it down in the computer to remember it.
The headline made me think of those mysterious Number Stations.


It reminded me of this: Link

18 Aug 2012 07:57 PM
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Smidge204     
Always on, always connected.

How long until someone finds a remote attack method that turns this into an eavesdropping machine? (Bonus points if that someone is a government/law enforcement agency...)
=Smidge=

18 Aug 2012 07:58 PM
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Syntania     
So we're making Philip K. Dick into a prophet now?

Just needs a "k" at the end of it's name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubik

18 Aug 2012 08:13 PM
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autopsybeverage     
Fizpez: DarthBart: Joelogon: Subby, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
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Romeo. Oscar. November. Charlie. Tango. Tango. Lima. Alpha. Authentication: two, two; zero, zero; four, zero; Delta, Lima.

TURN YOUR KEY!

Just watched the whole thing on youtube last week ;)


Link please? I don't know what this is in reference to..

18 Aug 2012 08:22 PM
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23FPB23     
images.savontv.com

18 Aug 2012 08:28 PM
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Oznog     
semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 

That was weird. Odd that he is almost all numbers, which is only 10 options. Alphanumeric alone would be 36 options, much more if you did case-sensitive and/or nonalpha chars. Of course, being a voice interface, it's awkward to say "left parenthesis".

But clearly it's NOT a numeric-only key, he did put in 3 letters. But only 3?? Actually this wouldn't even pass a lot of auto-checking as a "good password".

18 Aug 2012 08:33 PM
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Mister Peejay    [TotalFark]  
Greenbeanx: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

The most secure password evar!


Especially since the password as spoken was different from the password as displayed.

At least, according to the Nitpicker's Guide.

18 Aug 2012 08:36 PM
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TheOtherDub     

18 Aug 2012 09:06 PM
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Coastalgrl    [TotalFark]  
semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

I have to hand in my trekker pass I didn't pick up on that

/sad

18 Aug 2012 09:06 PM
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DeathLemur     
I always prefered IJ2FI

/Not obscure, I'm sure.

18 Aug 2012 09:41 PM
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over_and_done     
Oznog: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527] 

That was weird. Odd that he is almost all numbers, which is only 10 options. Alphanumeric alone would be 36 options, much more if you did case-sensitive and/or nonalpha chars. Of course, being a voice interface, it's awkward to say "left parenthesis".

But clearly it's NOT a numeric-only key, he did put in 3 letters. But only 3?? Actually this wouldn't even pass a lot of auto-checking as a "good password".


Correct Horse Battery Staple was already taken.

18 Aug 2012 09:44 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     
Oznog: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527] 

That was weird. Odd that he is almost all numbers, which is only 10 options. Alphanumeric alone would be 36 options, much more if you did case-sensitive and/or nonalpha chars. Of course, being a voice interface, it's awkward to say "left parenthesis".

But clearly it's NOT a numeric-only key, he did put in 3 letters. But only 3?? Actually this wouldn't even pass a lot of auto-checking as a "good password".


looks like 222 Alphanumeric characters, to me. 226 if you count "lock".

18 Aug 2012 09:59 PM
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WorkingInParadise    [TotalFark]  
4 - 8 - 15 - 16 - 23 - 42 ... iteration 156988 ... 4 - 8 - 15 - 16 - 23 - 42 ...

18 Aug 2012 10:10 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
Oznog: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527] 

That was weird. Odd that he is almost all numbers, which is only 10 options. Alphanumeric alone would be 36 options, much more if you did case-sensitive and/or nonalpha chars. Of course, being a voice interface, it's awkward to say "left parenthesis".

But clearly it's NOT a numeric-only key, he did put in 3 letters. But only 3?? Actually this wouldn't even pass a lot of auto-checking as a "good password".


When trying to brute force a password you have to basically try the entire password at once, correct? So knowing that every character in a password could be a number, letter, or special character does it actually make it any stronger to have more letters or special characters in the password? Do brute forth algorithms automatically try purely numeric combinations first before moving onto alphanumeric and then alphanumeric + special characters? If trying to crack a 6 character password that is known to have any combination of alphanumeric and special characters is 184232 less secure than 18423A, or 1842A! ? Would 1842A! be less secure than !A4^Z6 ?

18 Aug 2012 10:11 PM
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Virtuoso80     
Oznog: semiotix: I'll just leave this here.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x527] 

That was weird. Odd that he is almost all numbers, which is only 10 options. Alphanumeric alone would be 36 options, much more if you did case-sensitive and/or nonalpha chars. Of course, being a voice interface, it's awkward to say "left parenthesis".

But clearly it's NOT a numeric-only key, he did put in 3 letters. But only 3?? Actually this wouldn't even pass a lot of auto-checking as a "good password".


"Wow, Data must have wanted us to gain back control of the ship easily. Why else would he give us a password that is easily solvable with centuries-old technology?"

In ST: First Contact, Data upgrades to using a 'fractal encryption code'. I don't know much about that, anyone care to educate me?

18 Aug 2012 10:16 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Couldn't we just have software that does this on an old Android phone? It's got WiFi, mic, speaker, screen for lights, temp sensor, GPS, etc. etc.

18 Aug 2012 10:20 PM
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