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laugh while you can, monkey boy

When they come, they'll be coming for our women.

I'll be listening for the earth-shattering kaboom.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: When they come, they'll be coming for our women.

Giggity

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Begs to differ.

Feh. We don't wanna live on this planet. It's a dump. We'll buy new planet and act like it's sacred.

They sent a shark to Mars? curiouser and curiouser.

The rock in question also has its own twitter feed: N165Mars

Not as fun as the SarcasticRover I think, but still amusing.

the equivalent of Cartman hitting something with a stick.

Orion 7 and Proxima 3 have just declared their independence.

I'm betting it will be when the colonists declare themselves independent.

I'm still wishing something alien would jump out from behind a rock and smash one of the rovers.


/people wouldn't gripe about spending a small fraction of the National budget on space exploration then

Do any of us grok what Valentine Michael might think?

We blocked their view of Venus.

comslave: We blocked their view of Venus.

Well she is a pretty hot goddess.

In before candy-assed "I refuse to click on a Faux News link" comment.

I remember the last time this happened. The Earth president killed himself and locked the orbital weapons platform in a Scorched Earth tactic, all because Tron scared him.

I always figured it would occur shortly after the release of "Nut 'N Ya Martian biatch" cereal.

AbsentFriends: I'll be listening for the earth-shattering kaboom.

How about a Mars-shattering kaboom?

Earth is winning.

In 1953, Earth experienced a War of the Worlds. Common bacteria stopped the aliens but it didn't kill them. Instead they lapsed into a state of deep hibernation. Now the aliens have been awakened, more terrifying than before. In 1953, the aliens tried to take over the world. Today, they're taking over our bodies!

Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...

It's Bizarro War of the Worlds.
First the flying saucer from Earth lands on Mars, and now the machine inside the saucer is about to unleash it's heat ray.



Curiosity? Or Jupiter II?

Unimpressed...

Kriggerel: Do any of us grok what Valentine Michael might think?

Disincorporate laser.

naked time.

Warning, warning, the Martians are touching my buttons.

DarthBart: [i163.photobucket.com image 550x361]


Unimpressed...

That is such an awesome album.

Mentat: [img717.imageshack.us image 640x453]

Hilarious, and approptriate.

/Is it the 25th and a half century already?

TheMysteriousStranger: AbsentFriends: I'll be listening for the earth-shattering kaboom.

How about a Mars-shattering kaboom?

Earth is winning.

So far.

/one of these missions someone will sneak some cannabis seeds and a hydration system onto a Mars rover... 

I refuse to click on a Faux News link.

_/heh-heh

Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded Mars with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.