It only cost $6 to shove a sausaage down his pants|? Man, I got ripped off.

i wonder if it was in a college town

The station banner reads "your station for breaking news". Judging from the article, that is true; they don't even let pass an anonymous man shoving a sausage in to his trousers.

Perhaps editorial discretion could prove useful for best informing the public about important matters.

A 35-year-old man faces charges after State College police said he tried to shoplift a $6 sausage by stuffing it down his pants.

If that were me, I would have shoplifted at least an $8 or $9 sausage.

tuxq: i wonder if it was in a college town

Yup, it was.

/Submitted this with the more obvious headline yesterday
//Bitter
///I'll get over it
////Slashy slashy

From the original article the last sentence made me laugh

"The sausage was destroyed because it was taken out of the wrapper, police said. "

Which implies had it still been in the wrapper they would have put it back on the shelf?

drmarvelo: From the original article the last sentence made me laugh

"The sausage was destroyed because it was taken out of the wrapper, police said. "

Which implies had it still been in the wrapper they would have put it back on the shelf?

Hey, a wrapped sausage is good for several insertions.

As a man with a sausage in my pants, I find this disturbing!

Dumb shiat. You're supposed to shove it down the front of your pants.

MattyBlast: Dumb shiat. You're supposed to shove it down the front of your pants.

No, that's not how they play "hide the sausage" at Penn State

This is the wurst story ever.