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   Plane carrying Philippines interior secretary crashes near Masbate Bay. You read that wrong

18 Aug 2012 05:13 PM   |   2900 clicks   |   CNN
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
Witnesses reported that the plane made a loud "FAP" as it hit the ground.

18 Aug 2012 04:04 PM
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oukewldave     
Are the kittens OK?

18 Aug 2012 05:15 PM
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AlphaBravoh     
More proof that aides are extremely hard to kill.

18 Aug 2012 05:16 PM
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Slaxl     
He didn't upset any Russians did he?

18 Aug 2012 05:19 PM
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DiggidyDan     
tur, tur, tur. . .

18 Aug 2012 05:20 PM
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Oznog     
What a GREAT place to open up a mutual bank.

I already have an idea for the name!

18 Aug 2012 05:22 PM
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Sum_guy     
I wonder what the survivors did while waiting for rescue?

18 Aug 2012 05:32 PM
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Nubian Jim     
En route to Naga City, please.

18 Aug 2012 05:36 PM
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     
I thought for a second the Philippines had an interior designer secretary.

Would have been a tragic loss.

18 Aug 2012 05:37 PM
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Wool E Mammoth     
well, did it go down or masbate? Confusing article is confusing....

18 Aug 2012 05:38 PM
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ChaoticLimbs     
I also that read wrong. You read that wrong too.

18 Aug 2012 05:42 PM
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RedVentrue     
The name of that bay is mispelled.

18 Aug 2012 05:43 PM
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dryknife     
No I dint

18 Aug 2012 06:37 PM
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EvilVanMan     
Props to subby, I had a good laugh


/I'll be in my bunk
//wait, what?

18 Aug 2012 06:57 PM
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newmilpan     
Bravo subby.
assets0.ordienetworks.com

18 Aug 2012 08:20 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom    [TotalFark]  
I don't get it. Is it that we're supposed to have read "Masbate" as "masturbate"?

18 Aug 2012 09:00 PM
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blipponaut     
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I don't get it. Is it that we're supposed to have read "Masbate" as "masturbate"?

No, that's not it, but thanks for playing. Man, some people are so dense.

18 Aug 2012 09:05 PM
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EngineerBob     
FTA "He is a graduate of John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University."

Ironicly the Pilot was a graduate of John F.Kennedy Jr .Flight School.

18 Aug 2012 09:34 PM
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ShannonKW     
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I thought for a second the Philippines had an interior designer secretary.

Would have been a tragic loss.


And a flamboyantly emotional loss at that.

18 Aug 2012 09:52 PM
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neilio42     
Very disappointed withe the picture in the article. Not what I expected when I though Filipino Secretary. :(

18 Aug 2012 10:01 PM
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neilio42     
My god, my spelling is drunk!

18 Aug 2012 10:08 PM
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MyNameIsMofuga     
I swear to god he looks like our solid waste supervisor.

18 Aug 2012 10:20 PM
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adeist69     
neilio42: Very disappointed withe the picture in the article. Not what I expected when I though Filipino Secretary. :(



That's what you get for not knowing the difference between a Filipino Secretary and a Filipina secretary.

18 Aug 2012 11:58 PM
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deanayer     
i195.photobucket.com

Philippine interior decorator crashed?

19 Aug 2012 12:13 AM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom    [TotalFark]  
blipponaut: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I don't get it. Is it that we're supposed to have read "Masbate" as "masturbate"?

No, that's not it, but thanks for playing. Man, some people are so dense.


I keep reading the headline, and it's exactly how I read it the first time. Care to enlighten us dense folks what the joke is?

19 Aug 2012 12:17 AM
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Crudbucket     
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: blipponaut: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I don't get it. Is it that we're supposed to have read "Masbate" as "masturbate"?

No, that's not it, but thanks for playing. Man, some people are so dense.

I keep reading the headline, and it's exactly how I read it the first time. Care to enlighten us dense folks what the joke is?


No.

19 Aug 2012 02:41 AM
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