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18 Aug 2012 06:08 PM   |   6159 clicks   |   Des Moines Register
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Hobodeluxe     
too much JB and those other vices Hank. It's rotted your farking mind. Either that or you're so desperate the teabag gig is all ya got left.

18 Aug 2012 01:53 PM
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Gwendolyn    [TotalFark]  
"We've got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!"

But the Muslim/Catholic ticket who are the party of agribusiness over family farms and using the military as a blank check is A-OK!

18 Aug 2012 02:13 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Hank Jr's only use was to provide the sperm that created Hank III.

Otherwise, the talent pretty much skipped a generation in that family.

18 Aug 2012 02:36 PM
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xynix    [TotalFark]  
The guy is worth close to $50 million.. I'm sure he'll be OK.

18 Aug 2012 03:11 PM
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adiabat    [TotalFark]  
The grandstand holds 9000 people... so he had a pretty good crowd.

18 Aug 2012 03:20 PM
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unyon    [TotalFark]  
He's a disgrace to the family name.

18 Aug 2012 04:29 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Who?

18 Aug 2012 04:52 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
Oh, *this* guy again. Can it, Bocephus. Obama's not a Muslim, and even if he was, what difference would it make? It's not against the law, and nowhere does it say the President has to be a Christian.

Go pour some more Jack Daniels down your gullet and explode your liver. It's all you're good for nowadays anyway.

18 Aug 2012 05:22 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
At least he wasn't disrespectful, like those Goddam Dixie Chicks.

18 Aug 2012 05:37 PM
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jbc    [TotalFark]  
Time to dust off this ditty again:

♪Are you ready for some dumbass?
A derpin' Tea Party.
The whole group is stupid, they're downright retarded
Don't think, avoid truth, totally white
All his clueless friends are there on the fringe right!♪

18 Aug 2012 05:56 PM
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gilgigamesh    [TotalFark]  
Lionel Mandrake: At least he wasn't disrespectful, like those Goddam Dixie Chicks.

Yup. He and Ted Nugent could teach the dems a thing or two about civility in public discourse.

18 Aug 2012 06:02 PM
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Onkel Buck     
Meh, there were only 600 people at Obama fundraiser last weekend

18 Aug 2012 06:15 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

So half the country thinks Obama is a Muslim that hates America.....that's farking embarrassing. I'd rather believe it's just a few idiots instead of half the damn population.

18 Aug 2012 06:16 PM
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sleeps in trees     
Coco LaFemme: consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

So half the country thinks Obama is a Muslim that hates America.....that's farking embarrassing. I'd rather believe it's just a few idiots instead of half the damn population.


No, half the country is retarded.

18 Aug 2012 06:18 PM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust    [TotalFark]  
I usually associate "irrelevance" with toolbag extraordinaire Hank Williams III and his collection of metal shirts he is always wearing to show he's a rebel.

18 Aug 2012 06:19 PM
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Any Pie Left     
Also riding the derp train these days, is the Charlie Daniels Band.

18 Aug 2012 06:23 PM
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sn0wblind     
sleeps in trees: Coco LaFemme: consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

So half the country thinks Obama is a Muslim that hates America.....that's farking embarrassing. I'd rather believe it's just a few idiots instead of half the damn population.

No, half the country is retarded.


There is that many democrats?

18 Aug 2012 06:23 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
sn0wblind: sleeps in trees: Coco LaFemme: consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

So half the country thinks Obama is a Muslim that hates America.....that's farking embarrassing. I'd rather believe it's just a few idiots instead of half the damn population.

No, half the country is retarded.

There is that many democrats?


Aren't you precious? Go away now, adults are talking.

18 Aug 2012 06:26 PM
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12349876     
sn0wblind: sleeps in trees: Coco LaFemme: consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

So half the country thinks Obama is a Muslim that hates America.....that's farking embarrassing. I'd rather believe it's just a few idiots instead of half the damn population.

No, half the country is retarded.

There is that many democrats?


Yes, and it's the other half that struggle at grammar that the retarded ones.

18 Aug 2012 06:27 PM
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stoli n coke     
Hobodeluxe: too much JB and those other vices Hank. It's rotted your farking mind. Either that or you're so desperate the teabag gig is all ya got left.

He fell off a mountain and broke the fall with his face. Dude is brain damaged.

18 Aug 2012 06:28 PM
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gingerjet     
FTFA "We've got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!"

I was at a Scissor Sisters concert in the UK when the singer when on an anti-Bush rant. It ruined the show and I walked out. Remember when you could go to a concert to just have fun?

18 Aug 2012 06:29 PM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust    [TotalFark]  
Oooh so close. So close.

*throws you an "are"*

Keep the change, kid.

*makes engine noises, holds hands at 10:00 and 4:00 positions and revs off in an imaginary car*

18 Aug 2012 06:29 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
stoli n coke: Hobodeluxe: too much JB and those other vices Hank. It's rotted your farking mind. Either that or you're so desperate the teabag gig is all ya got left.

He fell off a mountain and broke the fall with his face. Dude is brain damaged.


No, he's a Republican. I know I know, same thing. Seriously though, while he suffered a head injury, that doesn't excuse or explain away his derpiness. He's retarded because he honestly believes the shiat he spews, not because of a bike accident.

18 Aug 2012 06:33 PM
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sleeps in trees     
sn0wblind: sleeps in trees: Coco LaFemme: consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

So half the country thinks Obama is a Muslim that hates America.....that's farking embarrassing. I'd rather believe it's just a few idiots instead of half the damn population.

No, half the country is retarded.

There is that many democrats?


Don't be obtuse. I never mentioned republicans or democrats. I referred to the quote that half the country believes this shiat.

If you want to debate, fine, but don't be disingenuous. It denrgrates a rational, educational exchange of opinions.

/you also look like an ass.

18 Aug 2012 06:34 PM
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ssa5     
I want a new rule; Next time one of these backwards retard inbreds makes one of these statements they have to actually clarify using a factual basis with sound logic. If incapable of doing so they should be thrown into a deep dark void never to be heard from again, in other words exiled to Iowa.

Just saying "He hates America" is kind of ironic. Seems more likely they think he hates America because they don't agree with him and because he seems 'different' (but god damn it don't call them racists). Kind of seems to me that these people are simply intolerant of anyone with a different idea or thought to their own, kind of the antithesis to a Democracy that includes freedom and liberties. Maybe just maybe it is these people that hate America?

18 Aug 2012 06:39 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
ssa5: I want a new rule; Next time one of these backwards retard inbreds makes one of these statements they have to actually clarify using a factual basis with sound logic. If incapable of doing so they should be thrown into a deep dark void never to be heard from again, in other words exiled to Iowa.

Just saying "He hates America" is kind of ironic. Seems more likely they think he hates America because they don't agree with him and because he seems 'different' (but god damn it don't call them racists). Kind of seems to me that these people are simply intolerant of anyone with a different idea or thought to their own, kind of the antithesis to a Democracy that includes freedom and liberties. Maybe just maybe it is these people that hate America?


They hate our freedom.

18 Aug 2012 06:42 PM
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LectertheChef     
I guess it could be worse. He could always be doing gigs at the Yuma Palms RV Resort like the Oak Ridge Boys and Tony Orlando.

18 Aug 2012 06:44 PM
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LectertheChef     
consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

Actually it's closer to 25%. Still, that's more than just a few morons, it's a whole shiatload of them.

18 Aug 2012 06:47 PM
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zerkalo     
Hey Hank, Ted Nugent called, he asked you to turn down a notch or two

18 Aug 2012 06:50 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Moron spouting moronic rhetoric. Film at 11.

18 Aug 2012 06:50 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
zerkalo: Hey Hank, Ted Nugent called, he asked you to turn down a notch or two

Dave Mustaine calls him a bleeding heart liberal.

18 Aug 2012 06:51 PM
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Great_Milenko     

18 Aug 2012 06:59 PM
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Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Any Pie Left: Also riding the derp train these days, is the Charlie Daniels Band.

So country music performers are also derpy. This is a surprise? Because honestly, when I want reasoned and intelligent discourse, I don't generally look to a community of folks who make their living as professional peckerwoods.

18 Aug 2012 07:02 PM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
Brains gone.

18 Aug 2012 07:03 PM
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velvet_fog     
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FOOTBALL

18 Aug 2012 07:13 PM
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UCFRoadWarrior     
Sounds like a lot more people show up to a Hank Jr concert than they do an Obama rally.

Really hilarious is that people so critical of Bocephus are the ones who are going to vote for a Dem ticket with a guy that hates half of his heritage...and Joe Biden.

18 Aug 2012 07:13 PM
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The Martintuckian     
This is Lee Greenwood derp right there. I saw him yesterday giving Paul Ryan a beej.

18 Aug 2012 07:14 PM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
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18 Aug 2012 07:27 PM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

Doesn't it alarm you that "half the country" are racist idiots? I know it bothers the hell out of me.

18 Aug 2012 07:31 PM
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theurge14     
i.imgur.com

Who hates the what now?

18 Aug 2012 07:33 PM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Oooh so close. So close.

*throws you an "are"*

Keep the change, kid.

*makes engine noises, holds hands at 10:00 and 4:00 positions and revs off in an imaginary car*


That's "10:00 and 2:00".

18 Aug 2012 07:34 PM
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Gwendolyn    [TotalFark]  
gingerjet: FTFA "We've got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!"

I was at a Scissor Sisters concert in the UK when the singer when on an anti-Bush rant. It ruined the show and I walked out. Remember when you could go to a concert to just have fun?


The only memorable thing from the last Scissor Sisters concert I was at was Jake saying "This song is about ass farking" and a bunch of people around me going "oooohhhhh." that concluded with me shouting "In a room full of gay men I'M the one who got that?"

I would not be cool with politics invading my concerts unless I'm at a fundraiser.

18 Aug 2012 07:38 PM
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Rapmaster2000     
theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 433x325]

Who hates the what now?


From an economic standpoint, that's just insane. Mechanization was replacing slave labor. The South would have been suddenly left with millions of slaves that it had no use for. That would likely result in freed apartheid which results in a huge and violent underclass that threatens the status quo. And then there's the huge loss in largesse from its more industrialized northern neighbors.

I can't really think of a worse outcome for the South than winning. Lincoln did them a favor.

18 Aug 2012 07:39 PM
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Coelacanth     
Hank reminds me of this jerkwad:

i249.photobucket.com


The forum subject was: "Has the Right Wing Become Too Violent And Hate Filled To Be Taken Seriously."

18 Aug 2012 07:41 PM
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Billygoat Gruff     
Ed Grubermann: consider this: Half of the country feels the same way, but go ahead and keep on thinking it's only a few morons herping the derp.

Doesn't it alarm you that "half the country" are racist idiots? I know it bothers the hell out of me.


Only because you let it. Meanwhile racism is alive and well all over the world, and has been forever. It's funny you think America should be different only when it comes to things that piss you off. Do what the rest of the folks do that get mad about, Vote for Obama for the absolution and listen to rap so you can say you are colorblind

18 Aug 2012 07:45 PM
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AliceBToklasLives     
FTA: "Following the song "We Don't Apologize For America" a chant of "USA, USA" . . . .

Blind nationalism. That will go well.

18 Aug 2012 07:50 PM
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Coelacanth     
AliceBToklasLives: Blind nationalism. That will go well.

Just wait until he mentions Jews.

18 Aug 2012 07:54 PM
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Shrugging Atlas     
AliceBToklasLives: FTA: "Following the song "We Don't Apologize For America" a chant of "USA, USA" . . . .

Blind nationalism. That will go well.


Blind nationalism prefaced with, "We've got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!" WTF AM I READING!?

I can just imagine Obama in the White House. It's late in the evening, the kids are in bed and he's catching up on his work, reading a briefing he received just before dinner. Out of nowhere he just pounds his fist on the desk and yells, "I FARKING HATE FARMING!"

18 Aug 2012 07:56 PM
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Shadowtag     
Does he spend more than two minutes sober?

18 Aug 2012 07:57 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 433x325]

Who hates the what now?


Every time I see that, or hear someone say something along those lines, I always want to ask them....."Okay, so then what? You've won the Civil War, what happens next?" Answering that would require them to admit that they'd keep black people as slaves, which is all they think black people are good for anyway. They probably think Obama is just keeping the seat on the chair in the Oval Office warm so the white guy who takes over doesn't have to put his buns on a cold chair.

18 Aug 2012 07:58 PM
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