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| Dead for Tax Reasons
BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information |
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| BronyMedic
Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information It doesn't matter! An injustice to beer somewhere, is an injustice to beer everywhere! |
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| FriarReb98 Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information Hard to tell from the local newspaper. \lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark? |
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| cmunic8r99 |
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| cameroncrazy1984
And Gerald Ford dead at the senseless age of 84. |
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| BarkingUnicorn I didn't have to click to know that a beer truck overturned. Really, subby, try to be original. |
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| Hector Remarkable
The shipping company says the beer will go to the dump. Why would a loving God allow this to happen? |
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| Ambitwistor
It was delicious. |
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| Oldiron_79
Oh the Humanity! |
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| wrenchboy
Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information It wasn't beer, so move along now... /Corona and Mondelo, if you were wondering |
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| mgary
wrenchboy: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information It wasn't beer, so move along now... /Corona and Mondelo, if you were wondering How dare you call Negra Modelo "not beer." Just because it's not a microbrew doesn't make it any less tasty. /The dirty water served with limes, on the other hand ... I would be more concerned about glass on the road. |
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| Onkel Buck
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| TommyDeuce
wrenchboy: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information It wasn't beer, so move along now... /Corona and Mondelo, if you were wondering Not Coors, so I can have some sad. /Poor beer |
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| Nightshade50
OH THE HUMANITY! |
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| Skr
Reads Headline: Beer? Reads Article: Beer. (artist's depiction) A broken bottle of Jack would bring a tear to my eye, but those bottles are indestructible. Which makes that situation purely theoretical. |
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| Amos Quito
FTA: Police say crews spent more than five hours Friday night cleaning up the mess [...] The rig was carrying nearly 43,000 pounds of beer. J.R. Smith is with Gaston County Police. He says no one suffered any serious injuries other than scrapes and bruises. And hangovers. |
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| factoryconnection Tons of Modelo lost: *wipes tear for lost beer* Tons of Corona lost: *wipes tear for unfortunate roadside vegetation, now tainted* |
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| sten
I-85 sucks if you're just passing through and through and through NC |
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| kertus
They sell it by the ton? BRB |
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| rangerdavid
Looks like lots of Bud Lite. 45,000 pounds of Bud Lite is like 10,000 pounds of regular beer. No big deal. |
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| cig-mkr
Damn, we could have had a Fark Party. Live 20 minutes away from Gaston County |
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| Billygoat Gruff
Skr: Reads Headline: Beer? Reads Article: Beer. [www.officialpsds.com image 150x200] (artist's depiction) A broken bottle of Jack would bring a tear to my eye, but those bottles are indestructible. Which makes that situation purely theoretical. I wonder if they are that way on purpose. Also if you spil it on the floor it will eat the wax off the tiles. |
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| MAYORBOB
"The shipping company says the beer will go to the dump. Insurance will cover the cost." This is clearly a capital offense. |
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| jjwars1
BarkingUnicorn: I didn't have to click to know that a beer truck overturned. Really, subby, try to be original. You should go outside and do something then you addict. |
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| Oldiron_79
MAYORBOB: "The shipping company says the beer will go to the dump. Insurance will cover the cost." This is clearly a capital offense. I'm pretty sure its listed as a crime against humanity in the Geneva conventions. |
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| Needlessly Complicated
Came for appropriate Chief Wiggum from "The Simpsons" reference. Leaving disappointed. |
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| belhade
FriarReb98: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information Hard to tell from the local newspaper. \lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark? Have they discovered reading? |
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| Keizer_Ghidorah
"And so, you see... then you're out of slits... you're out of pier." |
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| cameroncrazy1984
Spatula Porn: cameroncrazy1984: And Gerald Ford dead at the senseless age of 84. Beat me to it! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of that when they see the word "senseless" |
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| FriarReb98 factoryconnection: Tons of Corona lost: *wipes tear for unfortunate roadside vegetation, now tainted* Does beer puke? We shall soon find out! belhade: FriarReb98: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information Hard to tell from the local newspaper. \lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark? Have they discovered reading? [www.chipandco.com image 500x357] That'd be funnier if it were pronounced the same. |
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| dryknife
Alcohol abuse. |
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| humanshrapnel
Beer? *Click* Beer. |
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| Poison
If it was Budweiser it's not a tragedy. As I enjoy a 7 Seas Ballz Deep double IPA. |
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| oldtaku
BronyMedic: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? It doesn't matter! An injustice to beer somewhere, is an injustice to beer everywhere! Let's all be honest - if it were Dogfish Head, Alesmith, Duck Goose, Lightning, even Deschuttes... that would be Holocaust level tragedy. If it's Sam Adams, Sierra Nevada, it's vaguely tragic, you feel kind of bad, like Iraqi civilian deaths. If it's Tecate or Bud it's like Darfur where everyone goes 'tsk tsk' but really doesn't give a f@$#. If it's Natty Lite or Corona that's HELL YEAH. This has been so /troll yet so serious. |
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| jfarkinB
Police say the accident was alcohol-related. |
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| belhade
FriarReb98: factoryconnection: Tons of Corona lost: *wipes tear for unfortunate roadside vegetation, now tainted* Does beer puke? We shall soon find out! belhade: FriarReb98: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!? we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information Hard to tell from the local newspaper. \lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark? Have they discovered reading? [www.chipandco.com image 500x357] That'd be funnier if it were pronounced the same. Only if you have to read out loud. |
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| AJatHP
43,000 dead soldiers :_( |
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| SoxSweepAgain
I hate hops. Hops and pesto. And I hate oysters and mushrooms. But I really hate hoppy beer. Gross. /IPA's suck. |
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| Solid Muldoon
Is there such a thing as a sensible tragedy? |
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| spasemunki
Was someone devoured by wolves? |
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| kisseswookies
Why God? Why?! /wayneandgarth.jpeg |
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| dready zim
Saw headline. First thought was "Not spilled beer!" clicked linky, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! spasemunki: Was someone devoured by wolves? you think weird. |
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| FabulousFreep
Knew it was a beer spill before i even clicked the link. |
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