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18 Aug 2012 07:13 PM   |   20588 clicks   |   Boston.com
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information

18 Aug 2012 04:05 PM
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BronyMedic     
Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information


It doesn't matter!

An injustice to beer somewhere, is an injustice to beer everywhere!

18 Aug 2012 04:06 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information


Hard to tell from the local newspaper.

\lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark?

18 Aug 2012 05:40 PM
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cmunic8r99    [TotalFark]  

18 Aug 2012 06:21 PM
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cmunic8r99    [TotalFark]  

18 Aug 2012 06:27 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
And Gerald Ford dead at the senseless age of 84.

18 Aug 2012 06:38 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
I didn't have to click to know that a beer truck overturned. Really, subby, try to be original.

18 Aug 2012 06:57 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
The shipping company says the beer will go to the dump.

Why would a loving God allow this to happen?

18 Aug 2012 07:18 PM
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Ambitwistor     
It was delicious.

18 Aug 2012 07:18 PM
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Oldiron_79     
Oh the Humanity!

18 Aug 2012 07:23 PM
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wrenchboy     
Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information


It wasn't beer, so move along now...

/Corona and Mondelo, if you were wondering

18 Aug 2012 07:24 PM
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mgary     
wrenchboy: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information

It wasn't beer, so move along now...

/Corona and Mondelo, if you were wondering


How dare you call Negra Modelo "not beer." Just because it's not a microbrew doesn't make it any less tasty.

/The dirty water served with limes, on the other hand ... I would be more concerned about glass on the road.

18 Aug 2012 07:27 PM
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Onkel Buck     
Inconsolable
img295.imageshack.us

18 Aug 2012 07:28 PM
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TommyDeuce     
wrenchboy: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information

It wasn't beer, so move along now...

/Corona and Mondelo, if you were wondering


Not Coors, so I can have some sad.

/Poor beer

18 Aug 2012 07:29 PM
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Nightshade50     
OH THE HUMANITY!

18 Aug 2012 07:29 PM
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Skr     
Reads Headline: Beer?
Reads Article: Beer.

www.officialpsds.com
(artist's depiction)
A broken bottle of Jack would bring a tear to my eye, but those bottles are indestructible. Which makes that situation purely theoretical.

18 Aug 2012 07:32 PM
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Spatula Porn     
cameroncrazy1984: And Gerald Ford dead at the senseless age of 84.

Beat me to it!

18 Aug 2012 07:33 PM
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Amos Quito     
FTA: Police say crews spent more than five hours Friday night cleaning up the mess [...] The rig was carrying nearly 43,000 pounds of beer. J.R. Smith is with Gaston County Police. He says no one suffered any serious injuries other than scrapes and bruises.

And hangovers.

18 Aug 2012 07:34 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
Tons of Modelo lost: *wipes tear for lost beer*

Tons of Corona lost: *wipes tear for unfortunate roadside vegetation, now tainted*

18 Aug 2012 07:40 PM
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sten     
I-85 sucks if you're just passing through and through and through NC

18 Aug 2012 07:42 PM
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kertus     
They sell it by the ton? BRB

18 Aug 2012 07:43 PM
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rangerdavid     
Looks like lots of Bud Lite. 45,000 pounds of Bud Lite is like 10,000 pounds of regular beer. No big deal.

18 Aug 2012 07:44 PM
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cig-mkr     
Damn, we could have had a Fark Party. Live 20 minutes away from Gaston County

18 Aug 2012 07:48 PM
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Billygoat Gruff     
Skr: Reads Headline: Beer?
Reads Article: Beer.

[www.officialpsds.com image 150x200]
(artist's depiction)
A broken bottle of Jack would bring a tear to my eye, but those bottles are indestructible. Which makes that situation purely theoretical.


I wonder if they are that way on purpose. Also if you spil it on the floor it will eat the wax off the tiles.

18 Aug 2012 07:50 PM
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MAYORBOB     
"The shipping company says the beer will go to the dump. Insurance will cover the cost."

This is clearly a capital offense.

18 Aug 2012 07:50 PM
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jjwars1     
BarkingUnicorn: I didn't have to click to know that a beer truck overturned. Really, subby, try to be original.

You should go outside and do something then you addict.

18 Aug 2012 07:54 PM
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Oldiron_79     
MAYORBOB: "The shipping company says the beer will go to the dump. Insurance will cover the cost."

This is clearly a capital offense.


I'm pretty sure its listed as a crime against humanity in the Geneva conventions.

18 Aug 2012 08:05 PM
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Needlessly Complicated     
Came for appropriate Chief Wiggum from "The Simpsons" reference. Leaving disappointed.

18 Aug 2012 08:23 PM
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belhade     
FriarReb98: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information

Hard to tell from the local newspaper.

\lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark?


Have they discovered reading?

www.chipandco.com

18 Aug 2012 08:28 PM
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Keizer_Ghidorah     
"And so, you see... then you're out of slits... you're out of pier."

18 Aug 2012 08:41 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
Spatula Porn: cameroncrazy1984: And Gerald Ford dead at the senseless age of 84.

Beat me to it!


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of that when they see the word "senseless"

18 Aug 2012 08:47 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
factoryconnection: Tons of Corona lost: *wipes tear for unfortunate roadside vegetation, now tainted*

Does beer puke? We shall soon find out!

belhade: FriarReb98: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information

Hard to tell from the local newspaper.

\lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark?

Have they discovered reading?

[www.chipandco.com image 500x357]


That'd be funnier if it were pronounced the same.

18 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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dryknife     
Alcohol abuse.

18 Aug 2012 08:57 PM
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humanshrapnel     
Beer?

*Click*

Beer.

18 Aug 2012 09:02 PM
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Poison     
If it was Budweiser it's not a tragedy. As I enjoy a 7 Seas Ballz Deep double IPA.

18 Aug 2012 09:29 PM
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oldtaku     
BronyMedic: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

It doesn't matter! An injustice to beer somewhere, is an injustice to beer everywhere!


Let's all be honest - if it were Dogfish Head, Alesmith, Duck Goose, Lightning, even Deschuttes... that would be Holocaust level tragedy. If it's Sam Adams, Sierra Nevada, it's vaguely tragic, you feel kind of bad, like Iraqi civilian deaths. If it's Tecate or Bud it's like Darfur where everyone goes 'tsk tsk' but really doesn't give a f@$#. If it's Natty Lite or Corona that's HELL YEAH.

This has been so /troll yet so serious.

18 Aug 2012 09:45 PM
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jfarkinB     
Police say the accident was alcohol-related.

18 Aug 2012 09:56 PM
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belhade     
FriarReb98: factoryconnection: Tons of Corona lost: *wipes tear for unfortunate roadside vegetation, now tainted*

Does beer puke? We shall soon find out!

belhade: FriarReb98: Dead for Tax Reasons: BUT WHAT BRAND WAS IT?!?!?!?!?

we can't have a proper beer snob thread w/o this information

Hard to tell from the local newspaper.

\lot of stories from Gaston County lately... have my cousins discovered Fark?

Have they discovered reading?

[www.chipandco.com image 500x357]

That'd be funnier if it were pronounced the same.


Only if you have to read out loud.

18 Aug 2012 10:33 PM
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AJatHP     
43,000 dead soldiers :_(

18 Aug 2012 11:55 PM
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LoneDoggie     
nooooooooooooooo.com

19 Aug 2012 12:46 AM
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SoxSweepAgain     
I hate hops. Hops and pesto. And I hate oysters and mushrooms.

But I really hate hoppy beer. Gross.

/IPA's suck.

19 Aug 2012 12:59 AM
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Solid Muldoon     
Is there such a thing as a sensible tragedy?

19 Aug 2012 02:03 AM
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spasemunki     
Was someone devoured by wolves?

19 Aug 2012 02:19 AM
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kisseswookies     
Why God? Why?!

/wayneandgarth.jpeg

19 Aug 2012 03:23 AM
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dready zim     
Saw headline. First thought was "Not spilled beer!" clicked linky, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

spasemunki: Was someone devoured by wolves?

you think weird.

19 Aug 2012 06:09 AM
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FabulousFreep     
Knew it was a beer spill before i even clicked the link.

19 Aug 2012 09:33 AM
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joeshlabotnik     
3.bp.blogspot.com

19 Aug 2012 05:22 PM
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