Ron Swanson for President in 2016!

Apos: Ron Swanson for President in 2016!

Why are we waiting?

BafflerMeal: Apos: Ron Swanson for President in 2016!

Why are we waiting?

Ron Paul would have split the vote.

Did what now?

*click*

Actually, that's pretty cool.

/Cow > Turkey.

Fish protein: sport only

Bidding begins at all the bacon and eggs.

As a proud bearded American who lost a cousin to cancer and is married to a cancer survivor, I approve of this and would gladly donate some hair to this cause.

stoli n coke: Bidding begins at all the bacon and eggs.

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?

Link

Link
Link
Link
Link

You're welcome

demonfaerie: Link
Link
Link
Link

You're welcome

I was not aware of that bit. I am now a huge fan.

demonfaerie: Link
Link
Link
Link

You're welcome

I was honestly skeptical about the value of Twitter to human civilization when it first appeared. Then shiat like this started happening, and I saw the light. Twitter is like the blacklight you shine on your hotel room. It highlights all sorts of farked up shiat that you would otherwise never notice.

demonfaerie: Link
Link
Link
Link

You're welcome

your videos suck because they are US only

He'd let you shave everything.

plushpuppy: demonfaerie: Link
Link
Link
Link

You're welcome

your videos suck because they are US only

Ron Swanson wouldn't have it any other way.