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   The biggest concern along the border is: A) Human smugglers? B) Drug smugglers? C) Food smugglers?

19 Aug 2012 03:39 AM   |   3799 clicks   |   AZ Family
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Damn Mexican food trying to sneak in and steal our...

*clicks link*

Oh, they're trying to smuggle food INTO Mexico? Well, carry on, then.

19 Aug 2012 02:34 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
Our borders need less smugglers and more snugglers.

19 Aug 2012 02:42 AM
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WizardofToast    [TotalFark]  
So that's what Walter White meant by 'cooking'.

19 Aug 2012 03:46 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Whatever can be smuggled,will be smuggled. It's just a matter of time.

19 Aug 2012 03:47 AM
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Oznog     
Jabba has NO time for smugglers who ditch their eggs at the first sign of Border Patrol...

19 Aug 2012 03:49 AM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
WizardofToast: So that's what Walter White meant by 'cooking'.

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19 Aug 2012 03:49 AM
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Daedalus27     
Too be fair, that Mexican bathtub cheese can be a lethal weapon.

19 Aug 2012 03:52 AM
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twiztedjustin     
Look up the Colbert Report on Mexican bologna.

19 Aug 2012 03:54 AM
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othmar     
somebody has a Big Mac attack

19 Aug 2012 04:14 AM
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ladyfortuna     
Dey're takin' er jerrbbbegggggsssss I mean.

wat?

19 Aug 2012 04:18 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
ladyfortuna: Dey're takin' er jerrbbbegggggsssss I mean.

wat?


My question exactly. Everything all right,fair lady?

19 Aug 2012 04:20 AM
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ladyfortuna     
Apos: ladyfortuna: Dey're takin' er jerrbbbegggggsssss I mean.

wat?

My question exactly. Everything all right,fair lady?


Joke falls flat. Lady falls into bed far after normal people. Sorry...

19 Aug 2012 04:20 AM
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Thrakkorzog     
I wish the article had more information. Is it the same strain that pops up in China? Did they get infected by bad poultry from Asia? The media these days does a half ass job way too often.

19 Aug 2012 04:20 AM
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
hyperbole much subby?

'food smuggling' is not the biggest concern. it is 'a' concern. a 'growing' concern, but nowhere in that article does it say that it's the 'biggest' concern.

seriously, can't we have greenlit headlines that are actually true to the story?
why do subby's feel the need to exaggerate? let the story stand its own and make your headline compatible, if you can't do that, don't bother submitting an exaggerated headline in the hopes of getting a charity green.

/because that's what this is.
//and no, I'm not trolling or threadjacking/off-topic...this comment is extremely on topic and is more in line with the linked article than subby's headline.

19 Aug 2012 04:21 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
ladyfortuna: Apos: ladyfortuna: Dey're takin' er jerrbbbegggggsssss I mean.

wat?

My question exactly. Everything all right,fair lady?

Joke falls flat. Lady falls into bed far after normal people. Sorry...


Apology is quite unnecessary. :)

19 Aug 2012 04:28 AM
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frestcrallen     
A recent outbreak of bird flu in western Mexico has caused the price of eggs and chicken to rise. With prices increasing, many people are traveling into the United States to save money.

Canadians seeking gasoline and milk from the north, Mexicans seeking chicken and eggs from the south. Invasion on two fronts!

19 Aug 2012 04:34 AM
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my herniated disc     
frestcrallen: A recent outbreak of bird flu in western Mexico has caused the price of eggs and chicken to rise. With prices increasing, many people are traveling into the United States to save money.

Canadians seeking gasoline and milk from the north, Mexicans seeking chicken and eggs from the south. Invasion on two fronts!


Its all part of our cunning plan.

19 Aug 2012 04:45 AM
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Smoking GNU     
Ed Finnerty: Our borders need less smugglers and more snugglers.

If you want snuggling, go to illyriad.co.uk
They have a snuggling guild there, too.

19 Aug 2012 04:58 AM
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Buffet     
I'm thinkin' if they'd just learn to speak English, then they might cease all their stupid behavior? Couldn't hurt.

19 Aug 2012 07:17 AM
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Dracolich     
It's as if there'd be some kind of problem if we fully embraced free trade...

19 Aug 2012 07:29 AM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
Kinder Eggs. Bad as shiat. Need to nip that in the bud.

19 Aug 2012 09:21 AM
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roadkillontheweb     
Them damn Canadians can keep that shiatty bacon of theirs up there. Unless it's on pizza it's worthless!

19 Aug 2012 11:42 AM
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Precision Boobery     
The E-Z road to success?

19 Aug 2012 10:39 PM
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