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   It used to be bands who had arguments would write scathing songs about one another like Steely Dan and The Eagles. Nowadays, hipsters just biatch and whine about things on Twitter

19 Aug 2012 01:43 AM   |   3671 clicks   |   Spinner
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CavalierEternal    [TotalFark]  
The Gaslight Anthem and Gallows are hipster bands now? This headline has The English Major's stink all over it.

18 Aug 2012 11:32 PM
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Bob_Laublaw    [TotalFark]  
All I can contribute here is that Dallas Green is a d-bag.

18 Aug 2012 11:41 PM
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CavalierEternal    [TotalFark]  
Bob_Laublaw: All I can contribute here is that Dallas Green is a d-bag.

Apparently, so is Wade MacNeil. Classy move by Fallon to totally turn the other cheek and even start dropping compliments on him.

As of 12PM EST, MacNeil had yet to reply to any of Fallon's comments.

Well color me shocked.

18 Aug 2012 11:44 PM
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Bob_Laublaw    [TotalFark]  
CavalierEternal: Bob_Laublaw: All I can contribute here is that Dallas Green is a d-bag.

Apparently, so is Wade MacNeil. Classy move by Fallon to totally turn the other cheek and even start dropping compliments on him.

As of 12PM EST, MacNeil had yet to reply to any of Fallon's comments.

Well color me shocked.


Agreed on the classy move bit. He now occupies the high ground.

18 Aug 2012 11:48 PM
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Elvis_Bogart    [TotalFark]  
Who the hell is "Steel Dan"?

18 Aug 2012 11:51 PM
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Bob_Laublaw    [TotalFark]  
Elvis_Bogart: Who the hell is "Steel Dan"?

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing.

18 Aug 2012 11:55 PM
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Elvis_Bogart    [TotalFark]  
Bob_Laublaw: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing.

You mean Steely Dan?

19 Aug 2012 12:00 AM
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Bob_Laublaw    [TotalFark]  
Elvis_Bogart: Bob_Laublaw: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing.

You mean Steely Dan?


Is there gas in the car?

Yes, there's gas in the car.

19 Aug 2012 12:03 AM
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slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Elvis_Bogart: Who the hell is "Steel Dan"?

Seconded. First thing I wanted to know.

19 Aug 2012 12:38 AM
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
slayer199: Elvis_Bogart: Who the hell is "Steel Dan"?

Seconded. First thing I wanted to know.


First thing I wanted to know is how to "right scathing songs."

19 Aug 2012 12:47 AM
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downpaymentblues     
CavalierEternal: The Gaslight Anthem and Gallows are hipster bands now? This headline has The English Major's stink all over it.

I would HOPE The English Major knows the difference between "right" and "write".

19 Aug 2012 01:01 AM
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Charlie Freak    [TotalFark]  
Elvis_Bogart: Who the hell is "Steel Dan"?

I never knew you
You were a roller skater

19 Aug 2012 01:14 AM
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GAT_00     
downpaymentblues: CavalierEternal: The Gaslight Anthem and Gallows are hipster bands now? This headline has The English Major's stink all over it.

I would HOPE The English Major knows the difference between "right" and "write".


I seem to recall a tendency of his to fark up headlines in, for his name, a hilarious fashion.

19 Aug 2012 01:18 AM
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Mike_LowELL    [TotalFark]  
OH GOD

I JUST SPRAINED MY KNEE READING THE HEADLINE

19 Aug 2012 01:27 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
CavalierEternal: The Gaslight Anthem and Gallows...

Who??

/likes Steel Dan and The Eggles

19 Aug 2012 01:31 AM
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CavalierEternal    [TotalFark]  
Lorelle: CavalierEternal: The Gaslight Anthem and Gallows...

Who??


Bands young people know.

Damn kids with their hippin' and hoppin' and their backwards baseball caps and their Pogs...

19 Aug 2012 01:36 AM
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quatchi     

Tweets? Meh, I'm not impressed.

I have three unreleased recordings of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young fighting backstage in the dressing-room of the Fillmore East.

*adjusts hipster fez*

Elvis_Bogart: Who the hell is "Steel Dan"?

Fun fact, Steely Dan the band named themselves after a strapon dildo in William S Burrough's book Naked Lunch.

Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
"What happen to Steely Dan I?"

"He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe."

"And Steely Dan II?"

"Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time."
 

/Fezzes *are* cool if you wear them ironically enough!
//Strapon spelled backwards is "noparts".
//Just sayin'

19 Aug 2012 01:37 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
CavalierEternal: Bands young people know.

Damn kids with their hippin' and hoppin' and their backwards baseball caps and their Pogs...


I like this quote FTA: "Bands like this go on about how Nebraska or Blonde on Blonde changed their lives, but when you hear their music it's just a Blink 182 beat and a fart noise."

19 Aug 2012 01:43 AM
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MBK    [TotalFark]  
Biggie and Tupac were KILLED because of their feud.

Also:

Top 3 Rap Diss Songs:

1. Ether (Jay Z Diss) - Nas
2. Hit Em Up (Biggie Diss)- Tupac
3. Takeover (Nas Diss)- Jay-Z

19 Aug 2012 01:48 AM
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Solid Muldoon     
Today's bands just shoot each other to death outside of boxing matches,

19 Aug 2012 01:50 AM
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Lee Jackson Beauregard    [TotalFark]  
English, motherfarker, do you speak it?

19 Aug 2012 01:53 AM
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spacebar     
Pretending to be hip by using the word hipster is so meta.

19 Aug 2012 01:56 AM
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Spadababababababa Spadina Bus     
Yeah, well, I was into Alexisonfire before they were Wade's ex band, man.

19 Aug 2012 02:01 AM
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LewDux     
Keith Richards @KeefStones 6h
#letitbleednewrecord yeah, just wrote a new song...

Chuck Berry @Chuckontop 1h
GIMME BACK MY farkING RIFFS U WHITE coont!!
retweeted by FatsDomino plus 16 others
 
/not mine

19 Aug 2012 02:01 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
Cheech y Chong were clearly ahead of their time. Their "Dink Winkerson" routine ended with Blind Melon Chitlin making farting noises to a beat...enjoy.

19 Aug 2012 02:02 AM
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sirrerun     
Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

I read that 'article' twice, and still have no idea what this is all about.

19 Aug 2012 02:04 AM
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SinisterDexter     
MBK:
Top 3 Rap Diss Songs:
1. Ether (Jay Z Diss) - Nas
2. Hit Em Up (Biggie Diss)- Tupac
3. Takeover (Nas Diss)- Jay-Z


upload.wikimedia.org
Would like a word with you.
No Vaseline

19 Aug 2012 02:04 AM
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Bonanza Jellybean     
Subby, should forget about the flatness of his hat and work on his English.

/obscure?

19 Aug 2012 02:05 AM
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Bonanza Jellybean     
Dammit, where did that comma come from?

/I don't like the new preview/comment buttons

19 Aug 2012 02:06 AM
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WhyteRaven74     
SinisterDexter: upload.wikimedia.org

Actually Biatches Ain't Shiat is a pretty cold diss. And Dr. Dre's Dre Day is one too, especially in video form. Bonus, both songs diss the same guy, Eazy-E.

19 Aug 2012 02:21 AM
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tjassen     
Most be those dark sarcastic lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_XE wgfmDk

19 Aug 2012 02:37 AM
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dinwv     
MBK: Biggie and Tupac were KILLED because of their feud.

Also:

Top 3 Rap Diss Songs:

1. Ether (Jay Z Diss) - Nas
2. Hit Em Up (Biggie Diss)- Tupac
3. Takeover (Nas Diss)- Jay-Z


How bout Nicki Minaj's 'Stupid Hoe'? (can't link right now)

19 Aug 2012 02:50 AM
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Unlikable     
Mentioning another band in an otherwise unrelated song does not make it scathing.

This os scathing

19 Aug 2012 02:56 AM
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B.L.Z. Bub     
Subby: "Hurr hurr, I right good headline!!1!"

19 Aug 2012 02:57 AM
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Porous Horace     
Wasn't Steel Dan in that Metal band with I Ron Butterfly, Tin Lizzy and Freddy Mercury?

19 Aug 2012 02:58 AM
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Unlikable     
is not os
is not os
is not os
is not os

/preview dammit

19 Aug 2012 02:58 AM
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LewDux     
Unlikable: Mentioning another band in an otherwise unrelated song does not make it scathing.

This os scathing


I prefer Paul's reply song "Me Hates You Yeah Yeah Yeah"

19 Aug 2012 03:01 AM
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Unlikable     
LewDux: I prefer Paul's reply song "Me Hates You Yeah Yeah Yeah"

Yeah at least Paul gets the last laugh (well the last everything actually).

19 Aug 2012 03:11 AM
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galactus5000     
tjassen: Most be those dark sarcastic lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_XEw gfmDk


GO GO, TOTO GO!

19 Aug 2012 03:14 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Dumb & Dumber IV: The Twitter Wars

19 Aug 2012 03:24 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
dinwv: MBK: Biggie and Tupac were KILLED because of their feud.

Also:

Top 3 Rap Diss Songs:

1. Ether (Jay Z Diss) - Nas
2. Hit Em Up (Biggie Diss)- Tupac
3. Takeover (Nas Diss)- Jay-Z

How bout Nicki Minaj's 'Stupid Hoe'? (can't link right now)


Whatever street cred Minaj might have had evaporated the minute that inane song came out.

19 Aug 2012 03:33 AM
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497.5 Feet of Rope     
Bonanza Jellybean: Subby, should forget about the flatness of his hat and work on his English.

/obscure?


Yes, that reference might actually be obscure.

19 Aug 2012 04:16 AM
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Kyoki     
And that goes for all of you punks in the press
That want to start shiat by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you Andy Secher at Hit Parader, Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang, Bob Guccione jr. at Spin
What you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pu$$y than you?

/obscure?

19 Aug 2012 05:14 AM
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jso2897     
You've got a lot of nerve
to say you are my friend.
When i was down, you just stood there grinning.
You've got a lot of nerve
to say you have a hand to lend
you just want to be on the side that's winning.
(and so on)

Dylan's target there was pretty well understood to be primarily Phil Ochs and his other critics in the "folk" movement who called him a "sellout" when he plugged in. Ochs committed suicide not too long after that, as I recall.

19 Aug 2012 06:48 AM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust    [TotalFark]  
Man, where would we be without the Yacht Rock series? No one would have a clue about Steely Dan's dark sarcasm, that's for sure.

19 Aug 2012 07:02 AM
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Skarekrough     
The Eagles and Steely Dan were douchebags when they did it then.

And shockingly enough they're still douchebags now.

19 Aug 2012 07:37 AM
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Cargo    [TotalFark]  
497.5 Feet of Rope: Bonanza Jellybean: Subby, should forget about the flatness of his hat and work on his English.

/obscure?

Yes, that reference might actually be obscure.


Which is too bad because that is such a great album and really demonstrated how significant his contributions were.

/unless the reference I'm thinking of was originally a reference to something else altogether

19 Aug 2012 08:45 AM
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the_freelance     
Joan Baez wrote this haymaker about Bob Dylan:

Well you burst on the scene
Already a legend
The unwashed phenomenon
The original vagabond
You strayed into my arms
And there you stayed
Temporarily lost at sea
The Madonna was yours for free
Yes the girl on the half-shell
Would keep you unharmed

Now I see you standing
With brown leaves falling around
And snow in your hair
Now you're smiling out the window
Of that crummy hotel
Over Washington Square
Our breath comes out white clouds
Mingles and hangs in the air
Speaking strictly for me
We both could have died then and there

Now you're telling me
You're not nostalgic
Then give me another word for it
You who are so good with words
And at keeping things vague
Because I need some of that vagueness now
It's all come back too clearly
Yes I loved you dearly
And if you're offering me diamonds and rust
I've already paid

19 Aug 2012 08:46 AM
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Cargo    [TotalFark]  
//and you two are referencing the original reference
///should have used the 'preview' button here

19 Aug 2012 08:47 AM
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mekkab     
the_freelance: Now you're telling me
You're not nostalgic
Then give me another word for it
You who are so good with words
And at keeping things vague
Because I need some of that vagueness now
It's all come back too clearly
Yes I loved you dearly
And if you're offering me diamonds and rust
I've already paid


yeah, I love Judas Priest.

19 Aug 2012 09:07 AM
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