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   F1 driver Pastor Maldonado says he'll be the champion next year, and he'll crash into anyone that says otherwise

20 Aug 2012 12:08 PM   |   375 clicks   |   Planet F1
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Guelph35     
Champion?

[InigoMontoya.jpg]

20 Aug 2012 12:28 PM
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xiola     
He has talent, there's no questioning it.

He needs to stop farking things up.
/needs Obvious tag.

20 Aug 2012 12:34 PM
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the biggest redneck here    [TotalFark]  
xiola: He has talent, there's no questioning it.

He needs to stop farking things up.
/needs Obvious tag.


He's a homeless bum's Montoya.

That's not a good thing.

20 Aug 2012 01:05 PM
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digistil     
xiola: He has talent, there's no questioning it.

He needs to stop farking things up.
/needs Obvious tag.


The problem is the only way his talent becomes apparent is when he takes every risky move he can find. And more often than not, that ends in him crashing himself and other driver(s) out of the race.

20 Aug 2012 01:20 PM
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Tellingthem    [TotalFark]  
Ha! I like the link right below this story...Maldonado crashes during demo

20 Aug 2012 01:31 PM
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soopey    [TotalFark]  
So the Austin race looks like it might actually happen. I hope it goes well. I think I might try to get to the NJ race next year.

20 Aug 2012 01:32 PM
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Norfolking Chance     
Pastor will only win if he joins Red Bull/Ferrari/Mclaren and those teams won't touch him until he stops being an utter jerk. Crashing into people when you drive fast is forgivable, but you must not blame other drivers when its your fault. If you can't be honest with yourself you can't be honest with the team and there are a long line of talented drivers out there.

20 Aug 2012 01:53 PM
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tdude     
Tellingthem: Ha! I like the link right below this story...Maldonado crashes during demo

Exactly.

Also, +1 to subby.

20 Aug 2012 02:01 PM
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xiola     
Tellingthem: Ha! I like the link right below this story...Maldonado crashes during demo

Didn't see that - funny!

20 Aug 2012 02:13 PM
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xiola     
Tellingthem: Ha! I like the link right below this story...Maldonado crashes during demo

Here's a link to the Venezuelan crash video:
Link

20 Aug 2012 02:17 PM
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xpisblack     
"Mother is the best bet. Don't let Satan draw you too fast." This was followed by an immediate click as the caller hung up. "

20 Aug 2012 03:30 PM
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UNC_Samurai     
Norfolking Chance: Pastor will only win if he joins Red Bull/Ferrari/Mclaren and those teams won't touch him until he stops being an utter jerk. Crashing into people when you drive fast is forgivable, but you must not blame other drivers when its your fault. If you can't be honest with yourself you can't be honest with the team and there are a long line of talented drivers out there.

Red Bull isn't going to take him, because they have the pick of the field for Webber's replacement.

Ferrari won't take him, because Massa's replacement (assuming Kubica isn't at full health) will be the second pick of the field, and they'll take D'Ambrosio before they take him.

McLaren won't take him, even if Button leaves, because he'll manage to hit Hamilton in the paddock.

Honestly, Pastor will be damn lucky to keep his super license through the season. The man is a bigger menace than Yuji Ide.

/I'm sick of the summer break, It's time for SPA!

20 Aug 2012 05:27 PM
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Joe Peanut     
Funny thing is a lot of people keep mentioning how great he is, and how much Bruno Senna is hurting the team and should be dropped from Williams alltogether. Yet even though Maldonado had that one victory, he only scored points in 2 races this season. Meanwhile Senna has scored points in 6 races, and is only a 7th place finish from getting ahead of the Venezuelan in the points race. Meanwhile he has cost the team a lot less in terms of penalties and damaged cars.

/Brasilian, so yes I'm biased

20 Aug 2012 06:55 PM
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digistil     
Joe Peanut: Funny thing is a lot of people keep mentioning how great he is, and how much Bruno Senna is hurting the team and should be dropped from Williams alltogether. Yet even though Maldonado had that one victory, he only scored points in 2 races this season. Meanwhile Senna has scored points in 6 races, and is only a 7th place finish from getting ahead of the Venezuelan in the points race. Meanwhile he has cost the team a lot less in terms of penalties and damaged cars.

/Brasilian, so yes I'm biased


I don't think there's any question that Bruno is a much more complete driver than Pastor the Disastor.

21 Aug 2012 02:13 AM
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