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NewsFlash  Augusta National finally adds 19th and 20th holes

20 Aug 2012 12:21 PM   |   20675 clicks   |   USA Today
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
Take a bow, subby

20 Aug 2012 11:50 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
+10 for the potential HOTY candidate, subby. Take a bow please. :)


That said, this is decades too late, but better than never at all. Bonus: Billy Payne gets to eat a large pile of crow.

20 Aug 2012 12:01 PM
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markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
SmackLT: Take a bow, subby

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Take a bow please. :)

I'll only bow if this goes green..

20 Aug 2012 12:05 PM
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Dogberry    [TotalFark]  
Bravo!

Also, 21st if you play your cards right and make certain promises.

20 Aug 2012 12:22 PM
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Needlessly Complicated     
Good!

20 Aug 2012 12:22 PM
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Limp_Bisquick     
fantastic headline!

20 Aug 2012 12:23 PM
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A Leaf in Fall     
Well played, subby...well played.

20 Aug 2012 12:23 PM
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EngineerBoy     
Bravo, subby, HOTY candidate right there...well done (golf claps)...

20 Aug 2012 12:23 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
And our long national crisis has finally come to an end.

Nice headline, markie_farkie.

20 Aug 2012 12:23 PM
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pisceandreamer     
Great day for rich women.

20 Aug 2012 12:23 PM
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Aidan     
Oh wow... Crossed the line twice. Outstanding, subby!

20 Aug 2012 12:24 PM
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TexasPeace    [TotalFark]  
Absolutely the headline of the year.

20 Aug 2012 12:24 PM
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Fuggin Bizzy     
F*ckgusta National. That's my opinion, condensed.

20 Aug 2012 12:24 PM
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BalugaJoe     
Golfclap.

20 Aug 2012 12:24 PM
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bighairyguy    [TotalFark]  
Both very closely connected with Bush too.

20 Aug 2012 12:24 PM
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ChrisDe     
I don't think any men have played the Rice hole.

20 Aug 2012 12:24 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
pisceandreamer: Great day for rich women.

This made me guffaw out loud.

20 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
Great, the first time a broad tries to drive she's going to crash into something

20 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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Maud Dib     
They must need someone to make sammiches in the clubhouse.

20 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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Rev.K    [TotalFark]  
Headline of the Year Nominee.

I HAVE SPOKEN!

20 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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Shrugging Atlas     
No love for their mouths? What does augusta have against ATM?

20 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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JosephFinn     
Nice play, Subby.

So, besides Rice, how many other war criminals are members at Augusta?

20 Aug 2012 12:25 PM
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croesius     
I knew this day wouldn't be far off when they let Tiger in. Kind of surprised they let one of the first women in be "of color", I woulda thought that combination would be another few years in the making. Maybe the old boys' club is coming around!

20 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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alywa    [TotalFark]  
Awesome headline. +1 from me.

20 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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SharkTrager     
Not to be rude, but the 19th hole was already there, and so was the 21st you were talking about.

20 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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babysealclubber     
Cue people biatching about the newsflash......

20 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
Nabb1: pisceandreamer: Great day for rich women.

This made me guffaw out loud.


He gets a [funny] vote...

20 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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the biggest redneck here    [TotalFark]  
Ooooooh, nice one.

20 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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Tuxedocat     
Women and Lesbians on the same day? Crazy progressive.

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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OriginalGamer     
Awesome headline....

What will their handicap be though? ;-)

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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Comic Book Guy     
babysealclubber: Cue people biatching about the newsflash......

Naw, this headline needs to be celebrated. I'm OK with it.

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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FishyFred     
Wait until they find out they let in a lesbian.

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
Ponzholio: Nabb1: pisceandreamer: Great day for rich women.

This made me guffaw out loud.

He gets a [funny] vote...


And by 'He', I mean 'She'...

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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NkThrasher     
Golf-clap for subby.

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
Somebody is going to have to go shoe shopping!!!

20 Aug 2012 12:27 PM
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
babysealclubber: Cue people biatching about the newsflash......

explain why it is a newsflash worthy and I won't.

20 Aug 2012 12:28 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
" (yells) The new member is a...."
" What did he say?"
"He said the new member's near. "


20 Aug 2012 12:28 PM
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FishyFred     
Tuxedocat: Women and Lesbians on the same day? Crazy progressive.

25 seconds!

20 Aug 2012 12:29 PM
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The AlbinoSaxon     
Brilliant, Subby.

20 Aug 2012 12:29 PM
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Killer Cars     
Did we ever find out who the "iron my shirt" guy at Augusta actually was?

/just curious

20 Aug 2012 12:29 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

"This is a significant and positive time in our Club's history and, on behalf of our membership, I wanted to take this opportunity to welcome them and all of our new members into the Augusta National family."


"We look forward to the many other great advances to be made in the second half of the 20th century."

20 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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JustFarkingGreat     
Just here to give markie_farkie his props.

/Props

20 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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FuelCycle     
Hole in one, Subby!

20 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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fredbox     
Condi can swing my club any ol' time.

20 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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Ajakk     
A picture I took at Augusta National during a practice round of the Masters near the back entrance. No idea if it is still there.

img.photobucket.com

20 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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FlyingLizardOfDoom    [TotalFark]  
FuelCycle: Hole in one, Subby!

Hole in both, actually.

20 Aug 2012 12:31 PM
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babysealclubber     
marius2: babysealclubber: Cue people biatching about the newsflash......

explain why it is a newsflash worthy and I won't.


Because this is a site run by mods and admins and they felt the use of the tag was appropriate?

Plus, that's HOTY material.

20 Aug 2012 12:31 PM
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buckeyebrain     
*golf clap* for Subby!

20 Aug 2012 12:31 PM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
Cats on golf courses, whodathunk it?

20 Aug 2012 12:31 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
The new holes are surrounded on all sides by sand.

20 Aug 2012 12:32 PM
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